Muireach puts his face into his palm, “Work with me here, my thunderous-from-down-underous friend!” Muireach starts the tune again. It has a rhythmic beat to it, one could potentially even be a criminal who is smoothly walking through a city while listening to it. A smooth criminal, one might say. However, the only thing criminal about this tune, is how catchy it is.
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DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms- The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon- Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland -Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF!- Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
Later DK comments on the absurdity of the idea of 'the land down under', "Obviously no one lives under this plane, they would fall off." He lements how common it is for kids to be taught that the plane we live on is a ball, and not a plane at all, even though you can plainly see that the world is flat with your own two eyes.
Bigs laughs as she claps her hands together in delight, "Oh, you two are so perfect for each other. Matching moves AND matching brains."She receives an approving nod from Wedge, who has a shit-eating grin plastered on his face. "Finding romance out on your adventures... I must know more!"
Vivi is still rocking out all by herself.
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DM: Adventures in Phandalin [Khessa], The Dread of Strahd[Darya], Dragons of Stormwreck Isle [Rook], Baldur's Gate Mysteries [4-Player] Player: Oona in MO's Icewind Dale Ru's Current Status
Luthok looks confused as the mushroom stands on the ground before him. "Well.. Yes. The spell is s'pposed to work that way, I guess. First time cast'n it though so ya startled be there small'un."The perplexed dwarf can't quite put his finger on it but the shroom standing in front of him reminds him of someone... He glances over at his staff. No. It can't be? Elements of his old tribe chieftain must have entered the staff. Because this mushroom is acting just like he did! Luthok smirks in his gooey beard as he remembers the old coot. "Now. Ya be needin' a name now that yer sentient right.... chum?" The accent throws the dwarf off of his usual grumpy demeanour. "Whatcha thinkin' 'bout Fungustus? It is after me old chieftain. Respectable man he was."
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Blixanix Glitterpain, Goblin Bard - In campaign: Ravnica, City of Guilds
The Soggiest DM - In campaign: Boats, Rocks & Ruffians Eira Whitefeather, Human Sorcerer/Warlock - In campaign: Death Inspectors Expanded
Roland "THUNDER HIPPO" Wolfscribe, Human Bloodhunter - In campaign: Core City: A Play-by-post Adventure
"Fungustus?"The awakened shroom considers this. "I 'hink that could work, yeh. Innit true you meat people got two names? I got a suggestion: Fergus Fungustus. Sounds mighty fine, doncha think, erm... master?" Fungustus scratches his cap. "Eh, are ya my master I suppose? Feels like I can't leave ya. Not unless ya said ta 'n all that. I'm not exactly n' expert in this whole magical business. So strange suddenly havin' a brain. Or a head for that matter!"
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DM: Adventures in Phandalin [Khessa], The Dread of Strahd[Darya], Dragons of Stormwreck Isle [Rook], Baldur's Gate Mysteries [4-Player] Player: Oona in MO's Icewind Dale Ru's Current Status
"Oy. Nice to be livin' innit?" Luthok picks the mushroom up, carefully. "Ya know. I'z thinkin' ye could follow me 'round for a bit. Sleep'n in me beard if ya want. Jus' to keep me company." He puts him on his shoulder for the time being. "Ye could take watch too. I ain't trustin the pipsqueak with a thing. He's been strange lately.. Whatcha say'n chum?" Luthok gets up and heads for the camp, towards the loud hodgepodge of noises that is a War Rock. He cringes, "Noisy, innit?"
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Blixanix Glitterpain, Goblin Bard - In campaign: Ravnica, City of Guilds
The Soggiest DM - In campaign: Boats, Rocks & Ruffians Eira Whitefeather, Human Sorcerer/Warlock - In campaign: Death Inspectors Expanded
Roland "THUNDER HIPPO" Wolfscribe, Human Bloodhunter - In campaign: Core City: A Play-by-post Adventure
"You pullin' me leg old man!?" Fungustus says in mock offense. "Takin' up my's accent, eh? Nah nah, I'm flattered. Innit possible I got this from ya, chum? Wouldn't it be a laugh?" The shroom laughs as he sits on Luthok's shoulder. This thing weighs basically nothing, so Luthok may have to get used to trusting that the shroom is still there seated. "I'll take a watch, ya. Seems you partnered up witha buncha knuckleheads, friend. Not that I 'member much what bein' non-sentient 'n in your beard 'n all, but they a noisy bunch."
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DM: Adventures in Phandalin [Khessa], The Dread of Strahd[Darya], Dragons of Stormwreck Isle [Rook], Baldur's Gate Mysteries [4-Player] Player: Oona in MO's Icewind Dale Ru's Current Status
Dyoken roars with laughter. "He tries, I'm afraid. I try and let him down easy, but he just isn't my type." Dyoken pats Muireach conciliatorily on the back. "I'll grant you he was probably the prettiest of this party until you joined us." He says, as he gives Bigs a wink.
Luthok walks up, only to hear the last sentence uttered from Dyokens mouth. "What are you doing, dumbass? Trying to get into the pants of our patrons won't help anyone but you." He stops by Vivi. Checking if Fergus is still on his shoulder and whispers to her. "Oy, lass. This is Fergus. Fergus this is Vivi. You guys are about the only ones here who are not complete dumbasses." He glances over at Wedge standing by Bigs side. "That'un o'er there is OK too."
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Blixanix Glitterpain, Goblin Bard - In campaign: Ravnica, City of Guilds
The Soggiest DM - In campaign: Boats, Rocks & Ruffians Eira Whitefeather, Human Sorcerer/Warlock - In campaign: Death Inspectors Expanded
Roland "THUNDER HIPPO" Wolfscribe, Human Bloodhunter - In campaign: Core City: A Play-by-post Adventure
Dyoken roars with laughter. "He tries, I'm afraid. I try and let him down easy, but he just isn't my type." Dyoken pats Muireach conciliatorily on the back. "I'll grant you he was probably the prettiest of this party until you joined us." He says, as he gives Bigs a wink.
“Haha! You wish, my friend!”Muireach confident smile grinds a little bit before relaxing, “But alas, my love life is complicated to say the least! However, until I achieve what I seek, finding a queen must wait.”
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DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms- The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon- Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland -Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF!- Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
"Oh my, that's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten!"Bigs puts her hands on her hips. She seems pleased. "My mistake! Wedge has a wild imagination, and honestly, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't get by as well in polite conversation." She nods at Muireach's laments. "Ah yes, romance is so desirable, but not in our reach for the time being. I really hope to become the master of my field, but that keeps me away from home pretty often. Most people aren't into a date that isn't around, huh? What are you hoping for, boys?"
"Fer... Fergie," Vivi nods. She pokes Fungustus in the belly. He makes a 'doh' sound in response and she giggles. Once that's done, she nods. "We aren't dumbasses."
"Oy! Teachin' the girlie here ta swear are ya? Oh gods, let's teach 'er fu-" Fungustus was about to drop the big bad word until a certain shiny knight stepped in.
"Swears aren't healthy for a young lady to hear," Sir Garamon shakes his head and tsks under his helm. He wags his finger at Luthok and Fungustus. "A young lady must be respected and treated with the utmost kindness. Such foul language shouldn't be used around children. Now, Bebe,"Garamon squats down enough for Vivi to look eye to visor with him, "I hope these rough people don't scare you. They are great men, just like me!"
Vivi's face puffs up. She harshly whispers, "Dumbass."
"D-Dumbass?"
"You." Vivi nods.
Sir Garamon completely deflates. He walks by Muireach and informs him that he will stand watch whenever he is ordered to, then sits by the fire.
(Feel free to keep RPing! When you feel ready, I will need watches to be declared. Even if your sleep is interrupted, it will count as a long rest provided nothing goes bump in the night...)
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DM: Adventures in Phandalin [Khessa], The Dread of Strahd[Darya], Dragons of Stormwreck Isle [Rook], Baldur's Gate Mysteries [4-Player] Player: Oona in MO's Icewind Dale Ru's Current Status
"Duty to your family line, is a responsibility that can only be avoided for so long..."Dyoken laments.
After the thought hangs a moment too long he offers, "I'll take the first watch if anyone would like to join me."He looks to Bigs as if it were a more specific offer than was strictly stated.
“I will be happy to help, my dear lonely friend! Wouldn’t want no stabby flashy bits findin’ themselves in your humie flesh now would we! Come, let’s prepare ourselves! You will need my sharp, heroic eyes in the night.”
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DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms- The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon- Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland -Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF!- Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
DK pauses and considers this, "I thought it might be wise for you to take one of the late shifts, given that you don't sleep." He suggests earnestly, "Maybe wedge will join you? Do skeletons sleep?"
Muireach puts his face into his palm, “Work with me here, my thunderous-from-down-underous friend!” Muireach starts the tune again. It has a rhythmic beat to it, one could potentially even be a criminal who is smoothly walking through a city while listening to it. A smooth criminal, one might say. However, the only thing criminal about this tune, is how catchy it is.
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
DK stands, spins kicks a clean pot into the air catches it and places it on his head mimicking Muireach's pose...
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Muireach slides backwards, poses, “You’ve been hit by! You’ve been struck by! AAOW!” Muireach points again to Dyoken.
Performance: 11
It is a very good thing her tastes are trash. Summer Muireach doesn’t have the soul like Winter Muireach did!
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
"A smooth Sorcerer" Dyoken leans forward over his toes, beyond, too far, much too far, impossibly low.
(Performance: 17)
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Later DK comments on the absurdity of the idea of 'the land down under', "Obviously no one lives under this plane, they would fall off." He lements how common it is for kids to be taught that the plane we live on is a ball, and not a plane at all, even though you can plainly see that the world is flat with your own two eyes.
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“Dyoken, my friend, I like you, but you could not be more wrong! Everyone knows that the planes work like a tree! It’s simple cosmology!”
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
"Maybe in your Fey Wilds, but this plane is all flat. All the stars, the sun, and the Luna rotate around us."
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Intelligence: 14
Muireach thinks for a moment, “Sounds fake but... I suppose it makes sense... somehow.”
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
Bigs laughs as she claps her hands together in delight, "Oh, you two are so perfect for each other. Matching moves AND matching brains." She receives an approving nod from Wedge, who has a shit-eating grin plastered on his face. "Finding romance out on your adventures... I must know more!"
Vivi is still rocking out all by herself.
DM: Adventures in Phandalin [Khessa], The Dread of Strahd [Darya], Dragons of Stormwreck Isle [Rook], Baldur's Gate Mysteries [4-Player]
Player: Oona in MO's Icewind Dale
Ru's Current Status
Luthok looks confused as the mushroom stands on the ground before him. "Well.. Yes. The spell is s'pposed to work that way, I guess. First time cast'n it though so ya startled be there small'un." The perplexed dwarf can't quite put his finger on it but the shroom standing in front of him reminds him of someone... He glances over at his staff. No. It can't be? Elements of his old tribe chieftain must have entered the staff. Because this mushroom is acting just like he did! Luthok smirks in his gooey beard as he remembers the old coot. "Now. Ya be needin' a name now that yer sentient right.... chum?" The accent throws the dwarf off of his usual grumpy demeanour. "Whatcha thinkin' 'bout Fungustus? It is after me old chieftain. Respectable man he was."
Blixanix Glitterpain, Goblin Bard - In campaign: Ravnica, City of GuildsThe Soggiest DM - In campaign: Boats, Rocks & RuffiansEira Whitefeather, Human Sorcerer/Warlock - In campaign: Death Inspectors ExpandedRoland "THUNDER HIPPO" Wolfscribe, Human Bloodhunter - In campaign: Core City: A Play-by-post Adventure
"Fungustus?" The awakened shroom considers this. "I 'hink that could work, yeh. Innit true you meat people got two names? I got a suggestion: Fergus Fungustus. Sounds mighty fine, doncha think, erm... master?" Fungustus scratches his cap. "Eh, are ya my master I suppose? Feels like I can't leave ya. Not unless ya said ta 'n all that. I'm not exactly n' expert in this whole magical business. So strange suddenly havin' a brain. Or a head for that matter!"
DM: Adventures in Phandalin [Khessa], The Dread of Strahd [Darya], Dragons of Stormwreck Isle [Rook], Baldur's Gate Mysteries [4-Player]
Player: Oona in MO's Icewind Dale
Ru's Current Status
"Oy. Nice to be livin' innit?" Luthok picks the mushroom up, carefully. "Ya know. I'z thinkin' ye could follow me 'round for a bit. Sleep'n in me beard if ya want. Jus' to keep me company." He puts him on his shoulder for the time being. "Ye could take watch too. I ain't trustin the pipsqueak with a thing. He's been strange lately.. Whatcha say'n chum?" Luthok gets up and heads for the camp, towards the loud hodgepodge of noises that is a War Rock. He cringes, "Noisy, innit?"
Blixanix Glitterpain, Goblin Bard - In campaign: Ravnica, City of GuildsThe Soggiest DM - In campaign: Boats, Rocks & RuffiansEira Whitefeather, Human Sorcerer/Warlock - In campaign: Death Inspectors ExpandedRoland "THUNDER HIPPO" Wolfscribe, Human Bloodhunter - In campaign: Core City: A Play-by-post Adventure
"You pullin' me leg old man!?" Fungustus says in mock offense. "Takin' up my's accent, eh? Nah nah, I'm flattered. Innit possible I got this from ya, chum? Wouldn't it be a laugh?" The shroom laughs as he sits on Luthok's shoulder. This thing weighs basically nothing, so Luthok may have to get used to trusting that the shroom is still there seated. "I'll take a watch, ya. Seems you partnered up witha buncha knuckleheads, friend. Not that I 'member much what bein' non-sentient 'n in your beard 'n all, but they a noisy bunch."
DM: Adventures in Phandalin [Khessa], The Dread of Strahd [Darya], Dragons of Stormwreck Isle [Rook], Baldur's Gate Mysteries [4-Player]
Player: Oona in MO's Icewind Dale
Ru's Current Status
Dyoken roars with laughter. "He tries, I'm afraid. I try and let him down easy, but he just isn't my type." Dyoken pats Muireach conciliatorily on the back. "I'll grant you he was probably the prettiest of this party until you joined us." He says, as he gives Bigs a wink.
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Luthok walks up, only to hear the last sentence uttered from Dyokens mouth. "What are you doing, dumbass? Trying to get into the pants of our patrons won't help anyone but you." He stops by Vivi. Checking if Fergus is still on his shoulder and whispers to her. "Oy, lass. This is Fergus. Fergus this is Vivi. You guys are about the only ones here who are not complete dumbasses." He glances over at Wedge standing by Bigs side. "That'un o'er there is OK too."
Blixanix Glitterpain, Goblin Bard - In campaign: Ravnica, City of GuildsThe Soggiest DM - In campaign: Boats, Rocks & RuffiansEira Whitefeather, Human Sorcerer/Warlock - In campaign: Death Inspectors ExpandedRoland "THUNDER HIPPO" Wolfscribe, Human Bloodhunter - In campaign: Core City: A Play-by-post Adventure
“Haha! You wish, my friend!” Muireach confident smile grinds a little bit before relaxing, “But alas, my love life is complicated to say the least! However, until I achieve what I seek, finding a queen must wait.”
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
"Oh my, that's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten!" Bigs puts her hands on her hips. She seems pleased. "My mistake! Wedge has a wild imagination, and honestly, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't get by as well in polite conversation." She nods at Muireach's laments. "Ah yes, romance is so desirable, but not in our reach for the time being. I really hope to become the master of my field, but that keeps me away from home pretty often. Most people aren't into a date that isn't around, huh? What are you hoping for, boys?"
"Fer... Fergie," Vivi nods. She pokes Fungustus in the belly. He makes a 'doh' sound in response and she giggles. Once that's done, she nods. "We aren't dumbasses."
"Oy! Teachin' the girlie here ta swear are ya? Oh gods, let's teach 'er fu-" Fungustus was about to drop the big bad word until a certain shiny knight stepped in.
"Swears aren't healthy for a young lady to hear," Sir Garamon shakes his head and tsks under his helm. He wags his finger at Luthok and Fungustus. "A young lady must be respected and treated with the utmost kindness. Such foul language shouldn't be used around children. Now, Bebe," Garamon squats down enough for Vivi to look eye to visor with him, "I hope these rough people don't scare you. They are great men, just like me!"
Vivi's face puffs up. She harshly whispers, "Dumbass."
"D-Dumbass?"
"You." Vivi nods.
Sir Garamon completely deflates. He walks by Muireach and informs him that he will stand watch whenever he is ordered to, then sits by the fire.
(Feel free to keep RPing! When you feel ready, I will need watches to be declared. Even if your sleep is interrupted, it will count as a long rest provided nothing goes bump in the night...)
DM: Adventures in Phandalin [Khessa], The Dread of Strahd [Darya], Dragons of Stormwreck Isle [Rook], Baldur's Gate Mysteries [4-Player]
Player: Oona in MO's Icewind Dale
Ru's Current Status
"Duty to your family line, is a responsibility that can only be avoided for so long..." Dyoken laments.
After the thought hangs a moment too long he offers, "I'll take the first watch if anyone would like to join me." He looks to Bigs as if it were a more specific offer than was strictly stated.
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“I will be happy to help, my dear lonely friend! Wouldn’t want no stabby flashy bits findin’ themselves in your humie flesh now would we! Come, let’s prepare ourselves! You will need my sharp, heroic eyes in the night.”
DM - Elustran Days ~ Fate/False Revelation
Rex'aliha - Hoard of the Dragon Queen ~ Mozu of Worms - The Stormpoint Mountains ~ Muireach Maon - Shepherd’s Crossing ~ Crownsguard - Storm King’s Thunder ~ Gunnar Wayland - Boats, Rocks, and Ruffians ~ POUF! - Ex-Ravens ~ Pascal LaRoux - Long Road Dragon Heist
DK pauses and considers this, "I thought it might be wise for you to take one of the late shifts, given that you don't sleep." He suggests earnestly, "Maybe wedge will join you? Do skeletons sleep?"
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