Rule of Cool is a thing I have, if you think of an epic thing in combat, I MIGHT just give you extra damage, or advantage, or something similiar, so get thinking of epic backflips and stuff.
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
As Glendare an Salty show themselves, Darath joins suit. He turns to the woods and orders, "Stay back for now." as if speaking to further compatriots still hidden in the foliage. Deception: 20+1 = 21
He adds with a smile, "Seems an easy 2 silver to make if you're betting against us." He then waits for Salty to speak to the hobgobbos.
He adds with a smile, "Seems an easy 2 silver to make if you're betting against us." He then waits for Salty to speak to the hobgobbos.
Hobgob (n)
[Plural, hobgobbos]:
A goblinoid species with flat faces and reddish brown skin. Smarter than the average goblinoid, and also tougher than the average goblinoid.
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
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“GO NOW!! Bring forth your bloody leader so that he can answer for his subjects hostilities!” To add to her demand she launches a javelin into the air attempting to land it right in the middle of the Hobgobbos.
Hobgob2: "Oh, sheesh... Will do!" He nudges Sraiah in the side, "Sariah volunteers!"
Sariah (Hobgob1): "Oh, okay..." Sariah very quickly stands up from the log he sat on and ran over to a large, deep hole in the ground, and next to it is a large orc. He descends down what look like steps, and says a couple words in Goblin tongue before continuing. The orc grunts and stands there, still as a statue. Does anyone do something before he comes back up (after about three minutes)?
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hobgob2: "I suppose it has been... a while for sure... We know not much but how he has his own superiors, and the orcs are supplied by such people... I peronally have been here about five weeks. We are well fed, do not fret, and we have high quality of life, at least with how we set the bar. Sariah is the newest here, only been a few days... The hobgoblin there, Karthalya, has been here the longest, he says he's been here around 13 weeks... Tandilya, to my side, has been here seven or eight weeks, she's the most talkative of our group in negotiation terms... Gaaz and Tiss have been here both a little shorter time than I have, say 4 weeks?"
OoC: Karthalya is Hobgob4, Tandilya is Hobgob3, Sariah is Hobgob1, and Hobgob2 is unnamed.
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
You're camp seems well arranged and comfortable. What led you to moving your camp so close to the roadside? I didn't hear anything of way laying passerby but it's caused quite the commotion amongst the local city.
"Has it? Well, I'm quite unsure of why we're here specifically, the captain was sent here and we followed, as usual."
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hmm, thinks Darath, Superiors and months-long operations. He asks the hobgobbos, "How exactly were you recruited? Did he come to your village or something? Word of mouth?:
"Way-j? What's that?!" Asks Tandilya, unsure of the word.
"We chose to come here, of course. All of our previous clans was out of money, so us 'hobgobbos' all came together to make a little of it. It's been successful so far, and I hope it is to continue in such a way, I hope you do not hinder our money making as you clearly did with Zantilthar, the one you so clearly killed while she was on scout duty."
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
"Well if your money-making is harassing travelers and threatening them with violence," says Darath, "then you may be in need of an industry change."He adds, "How long does it take to fetch one captain?" He worries there may be a trap to things with the indication it's clear the hobgobbos will not be intimidated away from their life of crime.
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Tandilaya, I don't apologize for defending myself. Gaaz can provide some color. I hope you hadn't been involved in attacking passerby. It would truly dampen this conversation.
As you are talking, Sariah comes back, accompanied by two orcs and a large hobgoblin with heavy armour and two greatswords. "I see you were truthful in your report, I do hope that they are here for negotiation, not battle. For their sake, that is! Haha hah..." An orc steps forward, let's name him Orc1. "What do you three require Captain for?"
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
“Your Captain can speak for himself, or do you think he is a weak coward?”. Saltstrider watches the orcs face as he processes her question.
”As for you captain, I think it’s time for you to leave this road, and quit stealing from travelers. If you have a problem with that, my axe will persuade you.”
Saltstrider raises her axe and points it at the captain.
The captain looks at the other orc, deeply and intently.
Orc2: "Captain does not talk to your people... Only us orcs and the all brain, no brawn hobgoblins near you."
Orc1: "The captain will only leave this road if instructed by his superiors. That might take some time. Go to that ol' library fort thing and talk to them. They will have to send a letter in their own time..."
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
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So none of you are the Captain? I don't think you understand, my friendly hobgoblins. The attacking of the travelers has to stop. What are you gaining from these attacks?
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Very important, by the way...
Rule of Cool is a thing I have, if you think of an epic thing in combat, I MIGHT just give you extra damage, or advantage, or something similiar, so get thinking of epic backflips and stuff.
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
As Glendare an Salty show themselves, Darath joins suit. He turns to the woods and orders, "Stay back for now." as if speaking to further compatriots still hidden in the foliage.
Deception: 20+1 = 21
He adds with a smile, "Seems an easy 2 silver to make if you're betting against us." He then waits for Salty to speak to the hobgobbos.
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Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
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Hobgob (n)
[Plural, hobgobbos]:
A goblinoid species with flat faces and reddish brown skin. Smarter than the average goblinoid, and also tougher than the average goblinoid.
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
From you, nothing. We're not here for you, as demonstrated by your two quite-still-living companions. Your boss...
Glendare nods his head to the cave.
We are in pursuit of your boss and don't want to shed blood unnecessarily. I will, however, match your two silver and add a third.
Three silver come out of Glendare's pocket and he tosses them into the pile.
“GO NOW!! Bring forth your bloody leader so that he can answer for his subjects hostilities!” To add to her demand she launches a javelin into the air attempting to land it right in the middle of the Hobgobbos.
Target 20
Hobgob2: "Oh, sheesh... Will do!" He nudges Sraiah in the side, "Sariah volunteers!"
Sariah (Hobgob1): "Oh, okay..." Sariah very quickly stands up from the log he sat on and ran over to a large, deep hole in the ground, and next to it is a large orc. He descends down what look like steps, and says a couple words in Goblin tongue before continuing. The orc grunts and stands there, still as a statue. Does anyone do something before he comes back up (after about three minutes)?
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
Aside from looking for signs of ambush, Darath is fine to keep as is.
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Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
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Glendare mumbles a short prayer and asks the hobgoblins
How long have you been in the Captains employ? I'd like to keep this civilized if I can.
Hobgob2: "I suppose it has been... a while for sure... We know not much but how he has his own superiors, and the orcs are supplied by such people... I peronally have been here about five weeks. We are well fed, do not fret, and we have high quality of life, at least with how we set the bar. Sariah is the newest here, only been a few days... The hobgoblin there, Karthalya, has been here the longest, he says he's been here around 13 weeks... Tandilya, to my side, has been here seven or eight weeks, she's the most talkative of our group in negotiation terms... Gaaz and Tiss have been here both a little shorter time than I have, say 4 weeks?"
OoC: Karthalya is Hobgob4, Tandilya is Hobgob3, Sariah is Hobgob1, and Hobgob2 is unnamed.
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
You're camp seems well arranged and comfortable. What led you to moving your camp so close to the roadside? I didn't hear anything of way laying passerby but it's caused quite the commotion amongst the local city.
Glendare motions back towards the city.
"Has it? Well, I'm quite unsure of why we're here specifically, the captain was sent here and we followed, as usual."
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
Hmm, thinks Darath, Superiors and months-long operations. He asks the hobgobbos, "How exactly were you recruited? Did he come to your village or something? Word of mouth?:
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Unless you have been way laying people the pay must kinda suck then. What's your wages?
"Way-j? What's that?!" Asks Tandilya, unsure of the word.
"We chose to come here, of course. All of our previous clans was out of money, so us 'hobgobbos' all came together to make a little of it. It's been successful so far, and I hope it is to continue in such a way, I hope you do not hinder our money making as you clearly did with Zantilthar, the one you so clearly killed while she was on scout duty."
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
"Well if your money-making is harassing travelers and threatening them with violence," says Darath, "then you may be in need of an industry change." He adds, "How long does it take to fetch one captain?" He worries there may be a trap to things with the indication it's clear the hobgobbos will not be intimidated away from their life of crime.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Tandilaya, I don't apologize for defending myself. Gaaz can provide some color. I hope you hadn't been involved in attacking passerby. It would truly dampen this conversation.
Glendare looks around at Dalarth's comment.
Investigation: 7
As you are talking, Sariah comes back, accompanied by two orcs and a large hobgoblin with heavy armour and two greatswords. "I see you were truthful in your report, I do hope that they are here for negotiation, not battle. For their sake, that is! Haha hah..." An orc steps forward, let's name him Orc1. "What do you three require Captain for?"
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
“Your Captain can speak for himself, or do you think he is a weak coward?”. Saltstrider watches the orcs face as he processes her question.
”As for you captain, I think it’s time for you to leave this road, and quit stealing from travelers. If you have a problem with that, my axe will persuade you.”
Saltstrider raises her axe and points it at the captain.
The captain looks at the other orc, deeply and intently.
Orc2: "Captain does not talk to your people... Only us orcs and the all brain, no brawn hobgoblins near you."
Orc1: "The captain will only leave this road if instructed by his superiors. That might take some time. Go to that ol' library fort thing and talk to them. They will have to send a letter in their own time..."
All of you roll history with advantage...
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
History: 17
So none of you are the Captain? I don't think you understand, my friendly hobgoblins. The attacking of the travelers has to stop. What are you gaining from these attacks?