Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
On Orc1's surprise round turn, they will attack with a longsword at Darath, 8 for 9, and Orc2 at Salty, 18 for 10 slashing damage.
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Round 1 Saltstrider’s turn…
Orc 2 hits but as their weapon connects it is repelled as if hitting stone (stones endurance reduced the damage by 8)
The look on Salt’s face matches her Stoney flesh as she both opens herself to rage and recklessly attacks Orc2.
Reaction-Stone’s Endurance. Bonus Action- Rage. Action- Attack Great Axe 9 for 14 if a hit
Ancestral Protectors
Starting when you choose this path at 3rd level, spectral warriors appear when you enter your rage. While you’re raging, the first creature you hit with an attack on your turn becomes the target of the warriors, which hinder its attacks. Until the start of your next turn, that target has disadvantage on any attack roll that isn’t against you, and when the target hits a creature other than you with an attack, that creature has resistance to the damage dealt by the attack. The effect on the target ends early if your rage ends.
[[ Nat-20 booyah! Believe you get to add another d12. And as an aside, there is a way with the forum to get the critical hits auto-done. (Not sure if it can auto-roll a brutal crit though if we get that far.
Ffs, I added the Dex requirements and it's telling me it's altered. How do I add information my dumb butt should have included during first comment. Is there a way to add spell data?
Ffs, I added the Dex requirements and it's telling me it's altered. How do I add information my dumb butt should have included during first comment. Is there a way to add spell data?
[spell]sacred flame[/spell just add the end bracket
Ffs, I added the Dex requirements and it's telling me it's altered. How do I add information my dumb butt should have included during first comment. Is there a way to add spell data?
[[ Forum dice roller is very finicky. In general, if you have a post where you've made a die roll you never want to edit it. (But even that's not a guarantee to prevent the "manipulated die rolls" from popping up.)
Also, just want to give you guys a heads up I'll be busy this weekend.
Seeing the other orc barely hit Salty, orc 1 attacks Darath again, hitting for23 and damaging for 4 slashing. If it his, it will also deal an extra 7. Please roll perception, Darath.
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
For some strange reason, you notice that no orc could not you that perfectly, and you notice this is no orc, but a hobgoblin. The genasi obviously thought these were orcs, not hobgoblins, meaning they are dumb, and you are not. Congrats!
P.S. You were manipulated on accident to simply assume that these were orcs, it was not on purpose.
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Darath stifles a grunt of pain at the blow. "Hobgoblins!" he snarls. "Nasty things." He gathers his strength and takes a step back to unleash blows at the foul goblinoids.
Bonus Action: Second Wind Regain 3+3 = 6 hit points (so was down to 17, now up to 23)
Movement: 5 ft away from the hobgoblin (going to be using ranged attacks, so need to get out of melee to not have disadvantage) //might use Stone's Endurance reaction if the attack of opportunity hits
Action: Attack Orc2 Hobgoblin 2 with thrown trident To-Hit: 13+5 = 18 Damage: 1+5 = 6 piercing //pretty sure that's a hit so gonna use a Superiority Die for a trip attack Superiority Die (d8) Damage: 5 Hobgoblin makes a DC 13 STR saving thrown to avoid going prone Total Damage: 11
Action Surge Action: Attack Orc 1 Hobgoblin 1 Can draw a handaxe as part of the action To-Hit: 5+5 = 10 Damage: 2+5 = 7 //accidentally rolled damage in log with wrong handaxe so log shows +3, but I should've used the thrown for +5 //guessing that's probably a miss, but on the slight off-chance it's not, also expending superiority die there to try a trip attack Superiority Die: 2 extra damage Total Damage: 9 //but guessing this was a miss
[[ by the way, did Glendare's Sacred Flame do damage to Hobgoblin 2? Or did it make the save? ]]
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Is Orc/Hobgoblin 2 still on their feet? If so I believe it is their turn. If they are down…
Round 2 Saltstrider’s turn. Salty rushes at hobgoblin 2, swings her Greataxe with wild abandon…
movement- enough to get into melee. action- attack using reckless abandon for advantage. free action or bonus the cloak of many fashions becomes a facsimile of a cloak of the manta ray.
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Hobgob 2 falls to the ground completely dead. In the span of 6 seconds they are burnt, stabbed, attacked, and damaged altogether. Hobgob 1 sees he might not be able to take these 3 so he will take a CHA save (8) to see if he would like to fight. High is still fight btw.
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Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Hobgob is visibly terrified, and at the sight of his friend fall dead, it does however take one last chance to take revenge by attempting to plunge the longsword into Darath's skin. Does a 19 hit? If it does, you take 7 piercing damage (stab not slash).
Edit: he took opportunity attack
Edit 2: it should be 4 to hit, so you likely won't take damage.
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
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Salty initiative 15
Initiative: 17
Glendare readies himself and pulls out his mace and prayer wheel
My manipulation was typing initiative before it after clicking the dice 🤦
Initiative: 2
Initiative:
Salty
Orc 1
Glendare
Darath
Orc 2
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
On Orc1's surprise round turn, they will attack with a longsword at Darath, 8 for 9, and Orc2 at Salty, 18 for 10 slashing damage.
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
Round 1 Saltstrider’s turn…
Orc 2 hits but as their weapon connects it is repelled as if hitting stone (stones endurance reduced the damage by 8)
The look on Salt’s face matches her Stoney flesh as she both opens herself to rage and recklessly attacks Orc2.
Reaction-Stone’s Endurance.
Bonus Action- Rage.
Action- Attack Great Axe 9 for 14
if a hit
Starting when you choose this path at 3rd level, spectral warriors appear when you enter your rage. While you’re raging, the first creature you hit with an attack on your turn becomes the target of the warriors, which hinder its attacks. Until the start of your next turn, that target has disadvantage on any attack roll that isn’t against you, and when the target hits a creature other than you with an attack, that creature has resistance to the damage dealt by the attack. The effect on the target ends early if your rage ends.
[[
Nat-20 booyah! Believe you get to add another d12.
And as an aside, there is a way with the forum to get the critical hits auto-done. (Not sure if it can auto-roll a brutal crit though if we get that far.
Attack: [roll]1d20ad+5[/roll] Damage: [roll](if([roll:-1:critical], =0, 1d12, 2{1d12}.expand()))+5[/roll]Edit: and +2 damage from Rage
]]
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Rolled crit damage in the game log the total damage is 19 slashing.
With a quick wave, Glendare casts Sacred Flame at Orc2 2
This requires a Dex save of 12 or takes damage
Ffs, I added the Dex requirements and it's telling me it's altered. How do I add information my dumb butt should have included during first comment. Is there a way to add spell data?
[spell]sacred flame[/spell just add the end bracket
Thanks. Super frustrating trying to learn this style
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Also, just want to give you guys a heads up I'll be busy this weekend.
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Seeing the other orc barely hit Salty, orc 1 attacks Darath again, hitting for23 and damaging for 4 slashing. If it his, it will also deal an extra 7. Please roll perception, Darath.
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
Perception: 20+3 = 23
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For some strange reason, you notice that no orc could not you that perfectly, and you notice this is no orc, but a hobgoblin. The genasi obviously thought these were orcs, not hobgoblins, meaning they are dumb, and you are not. Congrats!
P.S. You were manipulated on accident to simply assume that these were orcs, it was not on purpose.
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
Darath stifles a grunt of pain at the blow. "Hobgoblins!" he snarls. "Nasty things." He gathers his strength and takes a step back to unleash blows at the foul goblinoids.
Bonus Action: Second Wind
Regain 3+3 = 6 hit points (so was down to 17, now up to 23)
Movement: 5 ft away from the hobgoblin (going to be using ranged attacks, so need to get out of melee to not have disadvantage)
//might use Stone's Endurance reaction if the attack of opportunity hits
Action: Attack
Orc2Hobgoblin 2 with thrown tridentTo-Hit: 13+5 = 18
Damage: 1+5 = 6 piercing
//pretty sure that's a hit so gonna use a Superiority Die for a trip attack
Superiority Die (d8) Damage: 5
Hobgoblin makes a DC 13 STR saving thrown to avoid going prone
Total Damage: 11
Action Surge Action: Attack
Orc 1Hobgoblin 1Can draw a handaxe as part of the action
To-Hit: 5+5 = 10
Damage: 2+5 = 7 //accidentally rolled damage in log with wrong handaxe so log shows +3, but I should've used the thrown for +5
//guessing that's probably a miss, but on the slight off-chance it's not, also expending superiority die there to try a trip attack
Superiority Die: 2 extra damage
Total Damage: 9 //but guessing this was a miss
[[ by the way, did Glendare's Sacred Flame do damage to Hobgoblin 2? Or did it make the save? ]]
EDIT: forgot one last, but minor, thing
Item Interaction: Draw second handaxe.
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Is Orc/Hobgoblin 2 still on their feet? If so I believe it is their turn. If they are down…
Round 2 Saltstrider’s turn.
Salty rushes at hobgoblin 2, swings her Greataxe with wild abandon…
movement- enough to get into melee.
action- attack using reckless abandon for advantage.
free action or bonus the cloak of many fashions becomes a facsimile of a cloak of the manta ray.
attack 25 damage 10
Hobgob 2 falls to the ground completely dead. In the span of 6 seconds they are burnt, stabbed, attacked, and damaged altogether. Hobgob 1 sees he might not be able to take these 3 so he will take a CHA save (8) to see if he would like to fight. High is still fight btw.
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!
Hobgob is visibly terrified, and at the sight of his friend fall dead, it does however take one last chance to take revenge by attempting to plunge the longsword into Darath's skin. Does a 19 hit? If it does, you take 7 piercing damage (stab not slash).
Edit: he took opportunity attack
Edit 2: it should be 4 to hit, so you likely won't take damage.
Look at it! Beauty! A spoiler!
Look what you've done, spoiling it for you and everyone who can see this screen. You're a disgrace, you know that, right? You have nothing to be ashamed of but yourself, you moster!
But to be completely fair, every monster has a cute side, like have you seen people draw goblins? Goblins look so cool! You're fine, you may seem like a monster, but I bet you're cute on the inside!
Hope I've made your day!