Quote from EmileTherese >>

Deception: 22

 ((Deleted my other post because I got some weird error where it wouldn't roll. "Dice rolling is not yet available for this section"?))

To Kirby121

[Do you own a house, or are you staying in a tavern?]

The book opens itself up, and through the same bleeding process as last time it says these words: I see you have accepted my advice. In time, you will become a legend with me. Chapter 1: Playing for power. One should always play for glory and fame, destroying any competition that stands in their way. It's never been about passion. If you play because you love to play, or because you want to inspire and entertain, you are doomed to failure. Play to conquer, play to be bowed down to. Boast through music. You would of course agree. You feel the book's words wrapping around your mind, and there is a numbing sensation to your thoughts as your mind starts to blank. Make a DC 12 Wisdom Saving Throw.

To RippedRhinoVikings

"Er... I'm going to visit my in-laws for my monthly family dinner. It's actually my uncle's birthday." Deception 14.

To EmileTherese

"Thanks for the info, you seem pretty loyal. Do you happen to have a chisel or something for the fine details? His arm is looking a bit sloppy."

Wisdom saving throw: 18

"Chisel...? Hm, will this do?" Whisper pulls out one of her extra daggers; it's pointy like a chisel, at least. "I would be honored if I could help shape him." Meanwhile, she studies the platform the statue is on closely; does any part of it look weak? Perception: 18

Ability scores: 16 9 11 11 12 12

Forgot to mention. No, I don't have a house. I'm at an inn.

"Are you really?" <do I have to roll insight again or will my previous rolls work?>

To EmileTherese

It all looks fairly weak, although especially the neck is loosely on. "Hey 11, about the assignment-" "Oh yeah, that." They turn to you. "Watch the body for us." They quickly grab some packs from the corner and leave the room.

To RippedRhinoVikings

[The previous works, just because he'll probably lie a lot.]

"Er, yeah, um, yeah. I should uh, g-get going." He knocks the drink over as he begins quickly walking away.

To Kirby121

[waiting for more action to respond to]

The book senses that it is having trouble bending your mind and begins violently flipping. Appendix B: Useful spells. The first spell not made popular but useful to a Bard is Salted Words. To do this, cover your tongue in pure salt and speak words of flattery. If you do it just right and put your magic into it, your words will offend them no matter what you say, but they will not know why they are offended. Then, you can easily cheer them up with your music, and they will love it doubly as much.

"And what is your uncle's name? Perhaps I know him, and can join you on your way."

Clapper will quickly close the book, starting to realise that maybe he shouldn't of grabbed it.
He'll stick it back in his bag and head into the main part of the inn, where hopefully there is lunch waiting.
II have a subclass feature where I roll a d8, and if it's over three, than the innkeeper lets me stay there and eat for free. (another roll has to bee made each day) Or I can do it with a merchant and buy stuff a little bit cheaper.
Priceless performance roll: 1
Clapper will bring a chair over to the fireplace, flip his hat upside down, and play some jazz on his bagpipes. (It's just a little bit jazzy, since bagpipes and jazz don't really mix.)
He's trying to maybe get a little bit of coin. Performance: 18
By the way, I whipped of clapper using heroforge if interested. I had to use a rat, but still.
CLAPPER

"Yes, of course." Whisper nods dutifully, smirking once they leave the room. She'd better hurry and get this done before they return. She'll break it into pieces and put them in the flames if she has time. Dropping her disguise, she draws her longbow and targets the weak neck.

Bonus action: hunter's mark on statue (if applicable)

Action: Longbow to hit 17, damage 7 + 2 HM

Thrudor scratches his chin

”Hmmm cold killing crops, monsters where they should not be, poisonous food….no this is not a normal occurrence of nature….Theres something foul afoot. Has anyone asked a Spector if anything unusual has been happening that they’ve noticed?”

To RippedRhinoVikings

"Er... well he doesn't like visiting people since he, uh, broke his wrist. I mean his neck, it's really bad." The man begins running, once he's aware you suspect him. You can see his hands close around a knife.

To Kirby121

[nice picture]

A few people flip you coins. You are flipped 3 silver coins and 7 copper coins for your talent. The crowd is thrilled by your performance, and who appears to be a handmaid walks up. She's a young high elf and seems a little bit shy. "Hey." She flashes a gold coin in her hands. "How would you like to play in the king's banquet tonight? You'll have some time to prepare."

To EmileTherese

[not a creature since it is not yet alive, just a statue they want to become a body, so hunter's mark is not applicable]

You pierce through the neck and begin crumbling the body. The head hits the ground with a thump, but the body is a bit tougher to break apart, but you manage to begin crumbling it. Just then a cultist walks in to pray, looks up and screams. 2 more follow and draw weapons.

• Cultist A Initiative - 18 (unarmed, was about to pray)
• Cultist B Initiative - 9 (shortsword)
• Cultist C Initiative - 11 (shortsword)

"Hey, stop right there!" Morgot shouts, sending out a mind sliver at the man while he charges at him.