Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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(In response to the three new volunteers)
”My, oh my! Four willing beings? This must be a record, ha! Our ship can only fit 5 crewmembers plus the pilot…so does aaaaaaanybody else desire adventure?”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Kiki asks, "how small is this ship that it can only accommodate 5 passengers? How far do we have to travel in this little boat? How many days to the destination? Can we have a meeting to gives us the intelligence of the location landing site and why you chose this location?
Havamus looks at you,
”The ship is quite large, but there’s only enough rations for six people for the 2-month journey. One of the refrigerators broke… And I didn’t choose any landing site, that’s your job!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Saul pulls out his HVAC/R tools show me this fridge. I’ll clean and tune that equipment till it could freeze a flame!
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Havamus sighs deeply, “…your license and registration please.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"Thank you. I believe we can make do. As you can tell, I do not take up much room or require large meals, if we wanted to invite another crew member. There is a higher risk with just one pilot," he says.
D&D since 1984
A voice yells over the crowd, “I can be a pilot!”
Havamus yells in return, ”NO! You are to never again pilot an interstellar vehicle since the loss of the Burning Radiance. That craft was worth at least 430,000 rukhmas and you crashed it into Forhastelse V.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
… And I didn’t choose any landing site, that’s your job!”
Kiki asks, "What intelligence do you have so we can then do our job? Missing planets is not much to go on. You appear to have an idea who could have done this. Even if you are not sure the exact humanoid, you have narrowed it down."
Havamus says, “You bring up a good point, gnome. There has been a similar incident of mass planetary disappearance in the past, at the hands of the infamous Viskus Astigov. Yet the form of magic he used was divine in nature…our sensors are not reading any divine magic at the sites of the former planets.”
”We suspect another influence is the source of this, but we don’t know what it is, and we need answers before it comes for our planet.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"What do we get for going on this quest?" the Kitteh asks
D&D since 1984
Havamus procures a 3-foot long scroll from the depths of his pants pocket,
”Well the contract here says…200,000 rukhmas, 20% of all artifacts of magical nature procured, 90% of all animals procured, medical insurance, dental insurance, vehicular insurance, life insurance, so on so forth, blah blah blah.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
...so on so forth, blah blah blah.”
Kiki says "the devil is in the details....Details and planning based on that keep you alive. so do I assume your intelligence is saying that it is probably not Viskus Astigov. Where are your sensors picking up this divine magic? Should we be going those those places 1st?"
I’ve got my EPA universal card & my associates here, ahh but I’m not bonded by yon plumbers guild. I’ve only just got my references for now. Take me to the ship please.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
The CFO of the Airspace Management Agency, Toovy Hukbuk speaks up, “Yes, it’s most likely not Viskus, although we can’t be certain he decided to switch his magic style. I, personally, would recommend that you first investigate the site of the most recent disappearance, the Solus system.”
Havamus says, “Francis! Escort this brave gentleman to the Guarded Voyage, please.”
Francis, a well-dressed humanoid fish, approaches you and says, “follow me.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Jinx, somewhat bemused by all the chatter about things he really doesn't know much about, will only add, "Well, don't know much about piloting a ship, but I'm here for the ride - always up for a new adventure! and I might know a little bit about magic - hope I can help!" He then suddenly looks to one side, and whispers, "Not now, I'm talking to these nice people!" - there is no one there.
He will happily follow the others.
If your boyfriend asks you to join his game, he really likes you ... and also, he needs a healer.
Havamus claps his hands, “Excellent, that appears to be everybody. Francis is taking the EPA guy to the ship, you can all just follow them. Good luck!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
if you would like to use my homebrew, join the campaign in this link: https://www.dndbeyond.com/campaigns/join/76189961448080448
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
link to my character sheet (couldn't make it in DnD beyond with a homebrew class) - I did join campaign linked above with a DnD beyond character, but it's a sorcerer with a witch subclass, so mostly ignore.
If your boyfriend asks you to join his game, he really likes you ... and also, he needs a healer.
*thats fone*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*I assume everybody is following?*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO