Are there any players and a DM who would like to help me break D&D?

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The dragon is dead, lvl up to 5.

 "Whoo HOOOOO! YES!! Can you feel the power coursing through your veins! We are the greatest heroes this kingdom has ever seen!!"

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The dragon is dead, lvl up to 5.

 "Whoo HOOOOO! YES!! Can you feel the power coursing through your veins! We are the greatest heroes this kingdom has ever seen!!"

 “I mean, probably. There might be some exceptions.”

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The dragon is dead, lvl up to 5.

 "Whoo HOOOOO! YES!! Can you feel the power coursing through your veins! We are the greatest heroes this kingdom has ever seen!!"

 “I mean, probably. There might be some exceptions.”

 Flint joins up with the party. "Nah. No exceptions; we are the best. We're gonna go down in the history books. Speaking of the history books, we need a group name that they can write in." Flint ponders on this for a bit, then continues, "I propose the Calamity Gang. I mean, we easily handed a walking calamity its own ass, which basically makes us calamity-level heroes."

Charis jolts up quickly. "Wow! I almost die!....oh, you managed to kill the dragon, that's cool! I didn't get to show off that much. I will do that another time. Who wants a drink?"

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 Flint joins up with the party. "Nah. No exceptions; we are the best. We're gonna go down in the history books. Speaking of the history books, we need a group name that they can write in." Flint ponders on this for a bit, then continues, "I propose the Calamity Gang. I mean, we easily handed a walking calamity its own ass, which basically makes us calamity-level heroes."

He thinks for a second. "That's a neat name. I like it. I'm sure that now we could be a calamity." says with a laugh, he then looks at Kriv and gets nervous. "I'm not saying that we ACTUALLY would do that, it's just a figure of speech." says with a nervous chuckle.

"Yes! A righteous name for our group of HEROES!"

"The CALAMITY CREW!!" 

I yell out the “The Calamity crew also should we go to see the king?”

“The Calamity Crew. Sounds fun! Also, probably.”

Kriv speaks, "Let us return to the castle and report. For we are the crew that brings down calamity!"

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Kriv speaks, "Let us return to the castle and report. For we are the crew that brings down calamity!"

 “Oh yeah, we should likely report to the king.”

"I can send all of us to the castle in record time," Lord Kasim announces with a smile. "With my magic we shall walk upon the winds and find ourselves at the King's castle in no time. Come, friends, let us bring a trophy with us to prove the dragon is dead, and then we shall see the King for a grand reward."

"That-that's mighty kind of you, Sir," Peanut says, bowing her head in respect to the powerful djinni who has bonded to her.

The farm girl looks visibly ill at the mention of taking trophies...

Flint pipes up, telling Lord Kassim that he tried to harvest some scales and claws, but lacking anything sharp, was unable to do much alone. "Dragon scales are pretty darn hard and tend to store the dragon's innate magic. There's almost no better material when it comes to making armour. The teeth and claws are good for weapons as well. And don't even get me started on the potions you can make with the blood," he explains, attempting to impress upon the group the treasure trove that is lying dead near them.

"Ah, let me help you with that." Kriv goes over to the dragon and starts to peel off scales.

Strength check, 13

Doesn't work.

""By Tiamat... maybe if i break that hard shell out, we can get some scales off." Flint proceeds to strike the dragon 3 times. 

Unarmed Strikes vs. Dragon

#1: Attack: 34 Damage: 13 bludgeoning, 16 force

#2: Attack: 25 Damage: 17 bludgeoning, 16 force

#3: Attack: 33 Damage: 18 bludgeoning, 11 force

Hemlock tries to chop off the claws, dig out the fangs, harvest some hide all in the name of heroism!

Survival check 20

With each punch, scales, meat, blood, and bone fragments are launched in every direction.

Hemlock collects fangs, hide, and claws.

Lord Kasim attempts to wrench out a dragon tooth.

Athletics: 16 

Kasim has a dragon tooth.

The djinni looks at it proudly for a moment, then proceeds to hand it to Peanut.

"Take it, and wear it with pride about your slender neck, Lady Penelope," Lord Kasim says, giving Peanut a pat on the shoulder. "Show all that a mighty warrior you truly are, through and through."

"But... I barely did anything..." Peanut tries to say, before the djinni gently shushes her.

"The time for humility is long gone. Be proud of your accomplishments! You will be one of the most legendary heroes ever to live before you know it."

"Uhhh... thanks?" Peanut says, holding the bloody tooth gingerly.

"Alrighty, crew. We got a wagonload of draconic goodies; now let's bring these to the king." Flint shoves as much as he can into his bag of holding and starts to walk off.