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D.O.R.K. and Vark dance around Dame Edna like two maniacal lumberjacks trying to fell a huge pine tree with a tomahawks but ever so slowly. She then claps her hand to the neck as Beedo's shot flies past inflecting not much more than a scratch and then claps her hands to her ears as the deep sound of pealing bells ring out (20).
Lukian considers firing off a charge of fireball, but after his woefully bad aim previously, he instead speaks a quick incantation, causing a flurry of small suns to begin circling around him before charging in and getting as close to all the giants as he can, Dawnbringer glowing at his side.
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Ebonitus also moves to within 60 feet, but fans out from Devin and also casts Spiritual Weapon and a large Hammer appears and smashes into the Back of Dame Edna's head.
Attack: 13 Damage: 9
(OOC: I assumed no advantage, if advantage, 2nd to hit: 27)
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Tirohia te Moana - Level 2 Cleric - What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor?
Ebonitus de Viribus - Level 4 Cleric - The Storm King's Thunder - The Gods Respond.
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Torunn will ready his maul and mutters, "Gond, bless my hammer with the heat of the forges." casting Searing Smite on his maul.
As Torunn can't really see above the knees of the giants, he chants something in dwarvish, pointing at different knee caps and swings. From his actions, it is evident he chanted a version of eenie meenie miney moe.
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As Dame Edna crashes to the ground Lukian places himself between [1-2 = Anastasia, 3-4 = Drizella, 5-6 = Hungryfella 4/5) Anastasia and Hungryfella a cloud of small suns springs into existence. Both Hillgiants frantically try and dodge them (Anastasia = 2 & Hungryfella 5) but neither manage to do so successfully and are peppered with small suns (13).
Still slightly knackered that they're attacking Hungryfella, Lukian turns toward Anastasia. He calls out a short prayer, and a larger, semi-transparent version of Dawnbringer appears on another side of the female giant. At the same time, he swings the sword in his hand and the spiritual weapon at Anastasia.
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As Lukian swings Dawnbringer at Anastasia and slashes deeply into lower thigh a larger, semi-transparent version hits from other side. Hungryfella frantically tries to bat away (DC13 - 15 the mini-suns and takes 7 HP of radiant damage exclaiming "little man leave my sista 'lone!" as he swings his great club from left to right (Attack: 21 Damage: 21) and then back again (Attack: 23 Damage: 18). Lukian manages to dodge out of the way of the first swings but in so doing places himself directly in the path of Hungryfella's follow-up swing.
D.O.R.K., Vark and Ebonitus you're up in that order.
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D.O.R.K's Turn:
"For what it is worth, Hungryfella. A chance had been given, but you thought to heavily with your gut over a future."A red-eyed D.O.R.K said calmly as Helm Splitter is raised before her, so its head's flat side rested above of her 'truth'. "Offense Protocol: Mother's Favor. Let the spark of divine inspiration turn into a blessed flame to coat the arms I would strike with." Without missing a beat, she raced forth to join Lukian's side, aiming to cut Anastasia off at the ankle. And where her blade made contact with flesh, divine flames linger briefly in the wounds to further wreak havoc before fading away.
Action: Attack with Helmsplitter! (Lethal)Slash #1 - Attack: 15 Damage: 20 magical slashing to Anastasia.
Vark's Turn:
Vark needed no instruction. Now that one was down, he'd happily join in the killing of another. And to that end, he moved closer into a flanking position to the Lukian and D.O.R.K's target, leaping out of the muck for a few quick hard slashes at the back of Anastasia's calves!
Vark's Action: Extra Attack with Heartbreaker! (Lethal, One-Handed)Slash #1 - Attack: 20 Damage: 6 non-magical slashing to Anastasia. (Lethal, One-Handed) Slash #2 - Attack: 15 Damage: 11 non-magical slashing to Anastasia.
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As Anastasia has already fallen I've shifted Ebonitus' attack to Hungryfella.
Drizella looks at the four party members in combat with her family and (1 = D.O.R.K, 2 = Lukian, 3 = Toruun, 4 = Vark) aims her club at (4 - Vark) {Attack: 10 Damage: 26 & Attack: 16 Damage: 21} but the nimble goblin manages to duck under both swings.
Toruun, Devin and Beedo - you're up in that order.
"Well, so glad we lugged all those dead bodies up here. Glad you had a good last meal." Devin says as he slams the spectral blue star Spiritual Weapon into Bewdiful Boy.
Attack: 24 Damage: 7 force damage
Again he follows up with Toll the Dead and the sound of a dolorous bell fills the air around Bewdiful Boy for a moment. DC 16 WIS save or 4 necrotic
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Beedo's Turn:
Despite seeing several giants fall in quick succession, Beedo the brave... wasn't taking any chances! He would take another shot at Drizella, hoping more than anything that they would fall quick to an arrow hopefully hitting something vital among the thick rolls. And if not, well, at least he tried. "'ey! Pluck you ya git! 'ats fer make us come 'er, and leave'n us stand'n up to our knickers in god piss!"
Seeing the shot about fall short of its mark, D.O.R.K calls out "Machtey!" and thrusts out her axe. Suddenly the arrow glows a faint red as it course is magically corrected at the last minute.
D.O.R.K's Reaction: Channel Divinity - War God's Blessing to add +10 to Beedo's attack roll, making it 19.
D.O.R.K. and Vark dance around Dame Edna like two maniacal lumberjacks trying to fell a huge pine tree with a tomahawks but ever so slowly. She then claps her hand to the neck as Beedo's shot flies past inflecting not much more than a scratch and then claps her hands to her ears as the deep sound of pealing bells ring out (20).
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Lukian considers firing off a charge of fireball, but after his woefully bad aim previously, he instead speaks a quick incantation, causing a flurry of small suns to begin circling around him before charging in and getting as close to all the giants as he can, Dawnbringer glowing at his side.
Action: spirit guardians
Ebonitus also moves to within 60 feet, but fans out from Devin and also casts Spiritual Weapon and a large Hammer appears and smashes into the Back of Dame Edna's head.
Attack: 13 Damage: 9
(OOC: I assumed no advantage, if advantage, 2nd to hit: 27)
Tirohia te Moana - Level 2 Cleric - What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor?
Ebonitus de Viribus - Level 4 Cleric - The Storm King's Thunder - The Gods Respond.
Giants take up a 15 x 15 square. The only way that Lukian can get more than one is to stand between two giants - does he want to do this?
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Torunn will ready his maul and mutters, "Gond, bless my hammer with the heat of the forges." casting Searing Smite on his maul.
As Torunn can't really see above the knees of the giants, he chants something in dwarvish, pointing at different knee caps and swings. From his actions, it is evident he chanted a version of eenie meenie miney moe.
Attack: 15 Damage: 10 + 9 fire damage
Was meant to be 1d6, new roll; 1
who is he fighting?
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Dame Edna
Sure! Let's get into the thick of it!
As Dame Edna crashes to the ground Lukian places himself between [1-2 = Anastasia, 3-4 = Drizella, 5-6 = Hungryfella 4/5) Anastasia and Hungryfella a cloud of small suns springs into existence. Both Hillgiants frantically try and dodge them (Anastasia = 2 & Hungryfella 5) but neither manage to do so successfully and are peppered with small suns (13).
Round 1 - Lukian ,Hungryfella,
Dame Edna, D.O.R.K., Vark, Ebonitus, Drizella, Anastasia, Toruun, Devin, Beedo, Bewdiful BoyLukian - you're up.
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Still slightly knackered that they're attacking Hungryfella, Lukian turns toward Anastasia. He calls out a short prayer, and a larger, semi-transparent version of Dawnbringer appears on another side of the female giant. At the same time, he swings the sword in his hand and the spiritual weapon at Anastasia.
One-handed attack: 14 damage: 14 radiant damage
Spiritual weapon attack: 14 damage: 4 force damage
As Lukian swings Dawnbringer at Anastasia and slashes deeply into lower thigh a larger, semi-transparent version hits from other side. Hungryfella frantically tries to bat away (DC13 - 15 the mini-suns and takes 7 HP of radiant damage exclaiming "little man leave my sista 'lone!" as he swings his great club from left to right (Attack: 21 Damage: 21) and then back again (Attack: 23 Damage: 18). Lukian manages to dodge out of the way of the first swings but in so doing places himself directly in the path of Hungryfella's follow-up swing.
D.O.R.K., Vark and Ebonitus you're up in that order.
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D.O.R.K's Turn:
"For what it is worth, Hungryfella. A chance had been given, but you thought to heavily with your gut over a future." A red-eyed D.O.R.K said calmly as Helm Splitter is raised before her, so its head's flat side rested above of her 'truth'. "Offense Protocol: Mother's Favor. Let the spark of divine inspiration turn into a blessed flame to coat the arms I would strike with." Without missing a beat, she raced forth to join Lukian's side, aiming to cut Anastasia off at the ankle. And where her blade made contact with flesh, divine flames linger briefly in the wounds to further wreak havoc before fading away.
Bonus Action: Cast (1st level)Divine Favor.
Action: Attack with Helmsplitter!
(Lethal)Slash #1 - Attack: 15 Damage: 20 magical slashing to Anastasia.
Vark's Turn:
Vark needed no instruction. Now that one was down, he'd happily join in the killing of another. And to that end, he moved closer into a flanking position to the Lukian and D.O.R.K's target, leaping out of the muck for a few quick hard slashes at the back of Anastasia's calves!
Vark's Action: Extra Attack with Heartbreaker!
(Lethal, One-Handed)Slash #1 - Attack: 20 Damage: 6 non-magical slashing to Anastasia.
(Lethal, One-Handed) Slash #2 - Attack: 15 Damage: 11 non-magical slashing to Anastasia.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
D.O.R.K.'s slash brings Anastasia down so I'm switching Vark's attacks to Hungryfella
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"May the Earthmother repair thy flesh" intones Ebonitus to Lukian as he follows up with a swing of his Spectral Hammer to the back of Anastasia's head.
Action: castHealing Word on Lukian for 10
Bonus: move Spiritual Weapon to Anastasia and attack: Attack: 26 Damage: 12 force damage
Tirohia te Moana - Level 2 Cleric - What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor?
Ebonitus de Viribus - Level 4 Cleric - The Storm King's Thunder - The Gods Respond.
As Anastasia has already fallen I've shifted Ebonitus' attack to Hungryfella.
Drizella looks at the four party members in combat with her family and (1 = D.O.R.K, 2 = Lukian, 3 = Toruun, 4 = Vark) aims her club at (4 - Vark) {Attack: 10 Damage: 26 & Attack: 16 Damage: 21} but the nimble goblin manages to duck under both swings.
Toruun, Devin and Beedo - you're up in that order.
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Torunn will continue the magical heat (searing smite on his maul and turn to attack hungry fella.
Attack: 14 Damage: 10 + 5 fire damage.
Devin and Beedo - there are now two hill giants left (Drizella and Bewdiful Boy)
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"Well, so glad we lugged all those dead bodies up here. Glad you had a good last meal." Devin says as he slams the spectral blue star Spiritual Weapon into Bewdiful Boy.
Attack: 24 Damage: 7 force damage
Again he follows up with Toll the Dead and the sound of a dolorous bell fills the air around Bewdiful Boy for a moment. DC 16 WIS save or 4 necrotic
Bewdiful Boy save = 16
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Beedo's Turn:
Despite seeing several giants fall in quick succession, Beedo the brave... wasn't taking any chances! He would take another shot at Drizella, hoping more than anything that they would fall quick to an arrow hopefully hitting something vital among the thick rolls. And if not, well, at least he tried. "'ey! Pluck you ya git! 'ats fer make us come 'er, and leave'n us stand'n up to our knickers in god piss!"
Action: Shortbow Shot at Drizella.
(Lethal)Shot - Attack: 22 Damage: 4 piercing.
(Just for S. and giggles...)
Seeing the shot about fall short of its mark, D.O.R.K calls out "Machtey!" and thrusts out her axe. Suddenly the arrow glows a faint red as it course is magically corrected at the last minute.
D.O.R.K's Reaction: Channel Divinity - War God's Blessing to add +10 to Beedo's attack roll, making it 19.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.