(STR check - FAIL. You're still stuck in the web, Elmo.)
The Elite Drow Guard watches Elmo fall into the webbing. "Hahaha! You're spider-food now, boy!" Turning to face the two guards under his command he barks out, "Jevan! Nedal! Kill the ***** witch there and the grumpy dwarf. Or throw them over the bridge like ya did before, Jevan. We've got bigger threats to worry about with them damned Chasme and Vrock demons having their ****in' quarrel in our encampment!" The Elite Drow Guard then begins to make gestures with his hand to weave magic and casts Darkness between Morgana and Gremryl, causing the area around them to be completely dark. "Here, this ought to make things a bit easier on you two lazy ****s."
Morgana, Gremryl, if you have Darkvision (Grem I think you do) then you can barely make the bridge out, but it's still impossible to aim anything with any degree of accuracy towards the Drow guards in front of you.
(Love the idea. One problem -Darkvision, when reading the description, calls out that Darkvision isn't able to see through the Darkness. Sooo....you can move to a different position (probably 10ft away) and the darkness won't affect your vision. Then cast Acid Splash at the same location you hit in the previous turn. Sound good?)
So, this is what Grem wants to do.. I want to smash the rope severing the rope of the bridge (having heard the suggestion), then basically cannonballing towards that weakend area of the web that was hit with the acid splash. Let me know what i have roll, so i can narrate what he says as this shit pops off!
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Gremryl smiles in the darkness... he yells "halfing.. not half bad!... Ever seen a Dwarf jump.. its called the Anvil! See you elves on the other side!!"
So Grems will attack the rope.. he spins his morning stars gaining momentum and brings them down on the rope keeping the bridge together!!
Attack: 7 Damage: 11
Attack: 19 Damage: 8
I get a bonus action because of the dual wield!!! bella and stella! pow pow!!
Hector winds up with both morningstars, screaming at the top of his little dwarf lungs, and lays into the ropes on either side of him hoping to bring the bridge down, along with his assailant in front of him. Both weapons come down on remaining rope with ferocity, and deal heavy damage, causing the bridge to once again shake uncontrollably and leave no more room for anyone to stand safely. Anticipating this, Gremryl leans over towards the side Elmo fell over and begins crashing down towards Elmo's position. The Drow on the bridge also tumbles down towards the spiderweb, although with no preparation and no chance of catching his fall purposefully.
Morgana carefully backs up the guard tower just in time to avoid being thrown over the bridge herself with Gremryl's attempt on taking down the bridge. Finally able to see again once inside the guard tower, his vantage point gives her a line of sight to once again strike at the area near Elmo with Acid Splash. Then watching as Gremryl seems to perform the most graceful of swan dive postures then turning himself into a Dwarven cannon-ball aimed at Elmo's location, she snaps out of her shock and aims for the webbing once more. She casts Acid Splash at the same area and it burns away a large portion of the webbing near Elmo.
Gremryl comes crashing through that very spot, just as the acid begins to magically sizzle away. It carries through enough force to rip through the webbing, and cause Elmo to once again tumble uncontrollable downwards, this time into the pool.
The Drow guard that was on the bridge and now tumbling towards the spiderwebs lands face first into the webbing and is stuck for now. The Drow Guard on the chasm ledge curses loud enough for all to hear. You swear it sounded like he's something awful about your mothers and something else about being spider food.
As everyone by now would expect, Elmo manages to wriggle free of the webbing as Gremryl comes crashing downwards and somehow manages to take hold of a thick strand that's still attached to the larger webbing network and swings, "al-la-Indiana-*******-Jones" releases at the perfect moment, somersaults twice while in the air, and sticks the landing with minimal dust on his boots. Losing himself for a moment in his own gracefulness, he snaps to attention only to watch as Gremryl lands belly-first into the thick film of feces that cover the pool's surface.
Gremryl pops his head above the surface and begins wretching while he finds his surroundings and identifies the shore where Elmo now stands.
The Elite Drow Guard above, who only Morgana can see at this point, yells to the guard closest to him, "Jevan! Go to the lift! Stop them!" Then you see the Elite Drow Guard disappear from sight as he runs back into the tower he came out of.
"Grem, that elite drow bastard is comming our way. He should be alone. Draw him out ins single comabat, Im going to pretend to run away but stealth and wait to give this drow a new arse hole!" Like that game plan?"
I know halflings arent known for being brave like your kind, but I want these bastards dead. Like Granny lightfoot always told me, "I can shite myself afterwards"
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(STR check - FAIL. You're still stuck in the web, Elmo.)
Morgana, Gremryl, if you have Darkvision (Grem I think you do) then you can barely make the bridge out, but it's still impossible to aim anything with any degree of accuracy towards the Drow guards in front of you.
ElmoElite Drow GuardGremryl
Morgana
Drow Guard 1
Drow Guard 2
I have dark vision thanks to my infernal ancestry so the darkness shouldn't be a big deal. As for my action...
I'll cast acid spray on the same spot that I just did. Assuming it gives, I'm gonna slide out through the hole and drop down into the shit pit below.
(Love the idea. One problem -Darkvision, when reading the description, calls out that Darkvision isn't able to see through the Darkness. Sooo....you can move to a different position (probably 10ft away) and the darkness won't affect your vision. Then cast Acid Splash at the same location you hit in the previous turn. Sound good?)
Sounds just fine.
So, this is what Grem wants to do.. I want to smash the rope severing the rope of the bridge (having heard the suggestion), then basically cannonballing towards that weakend area of the web that was hit with the acid splash. Let me know what i have roll, so i can narrate what he says as this shit pops off!
Gremryl smiles in the darkness... he yells "halfing.. not half bad!... Ever seen a Dwarf jump.. its called the Anvil! See you elves on the other side!!"
So Grems will attack the rope.. he spins his morning stars gaining momentum and brings them down on the rope keeping the bridge together!!
Attack: 7 Damage: 11
Attack: 19 Damage: 8
I get a bonus action because of the dual wield!!! bella and stella! pow pow!!
Elmo - roll an Acrobatics check for me.
acro check: 20
******* Anvil dives of all anvil dives bro!!! (Gremryl was captain of the Dive team at Adbar High!)
Elmo would like to aim away from the feces pool if he thinks he can survive the landing (and if possible)
"Bollocks!" Elmo screams as he attempts to evade!
As everyone by now would expect, Elmo manages to wriggle free of the webbing as Gremryl comes crashing downwards and somehow manages to take hold of a thick strand that's still attached to the larger webbing network and swings, "al-la-Indiana-*******-Jones" releases at the perfect moment, somersaults twice while in the air, and sticks the landing with minimal dust on his boots. Losing himself for a moment in his own gracefulness, he snaps to attention only to watch as Gremryl lands belly-first into the thick film of feces that cover the pool's surface.
Gremryl pops his head above the surface and begins wretching while he finds his surroundings and identifies the shore where Elmo now stands.
cough cough... "by moradins balls!! Drow shit!! Well.. at least its not Vrock shit.. not that!! Halfing.. you see that!!! "
(morganas turn?)
thanks for the help Grem!" (I would like to toss him my rope to help him swim out)
ElmoElite Drow GuardGremryl
Morgana
Drow Guard 1
Drow Guard 2
"Grem, that elite drow bastard is comming our way. He should be alone. Draw him out ins single comabat, Im going to pretend to run away but stealth and wait to give this drow a new arse hole!" Like that game plan?"
Gremryl moves to the shore and preps for combat - can i use Dash to get to the shore?
"Halfing.. at this point.. i'm covered in drow shit, and by moradins will.. i will spill their blood and smear his face in drow shit!!"
(You can use Dash to get to shore faster, yeah)