"Mole muffins and Pearcakes... get it ... I use pears in the pancakes..." The scruffy rugged old man will say pointing to the lumpy pancakes before turning towads the muffins. "The muffins have bits of real moles in them so you know it's good" he will say placing some of each item on a plate and handing it to the bugbear. "You boys need to eat up to keep your strength up" Hagger will say shuffling back over towards the stove. A moment later he will pause and look back to Pok'im "Honestly getting my crops planted was the only pressing issue I needed done. If you all want to earn a little more coin, you could all clean my house and my barn out.... who knows when the last time this pigsty of a house was cleaned... don't bother to venture into most rooms so I don't see much point in cleaning them most days. He will say scratching the stubble on his neck.
As Ash asks about the Silver Lady, the old man will pause for a moment... looking at the floor and then to the centaur while giving the back of his neck a good scratch. "I suppose that depends on who you ask there young man" He will say as he locks eyes with Ash. "I have been living in this town a long time.... The Silver Lady is nothing more than a fairy tale now" he will say before turning and piling some food on a plate and handing it to the centaur. "Doesn't stop people misguided people from warshiping her though.. I suppose people are free to warship whoever and whatever they want. I bet right now there is some idiot warshiping a skunks butt hole someplace." The man will say with a small snarl, becoming somewhat upset.
Kulsee finally wakes up when the smell of breakfast reaches her nose. She packs up her few things and walks into the kitchen once again just at the tail end of the old man's response.
"..a skunks butt hole someplace."
she pauses before taking a seat. "Wait, what are we having for breakfast?"
"muffins and pancakes" Mr. Hagger will say, starting to cool of a bit and handing the goblin a plate. "Don't worry about it" the old man will say with a sort of gruff voice.
Darastrix crawls out of his water, gives a shake, and then enters the house. "Anyone else have a crazy dream. Ma and Pa need to chill with the bed time stories." Holding his empty sack o meat to the farmer, waiting for a refill.
Hagger will put some more Mole Muffins in the oven before sitting down at his table and pulling out a pipe. "If you are all interested in a little more coin.. I will pay ya each 5 gold on top of the gold I paid for powing and planting if you clean my house and barn. Otherwise, you can help yourselves to breakfast and head home when ya want. The man will say as he puffs on his pipe.
"I gave some money to your sibling there as he ran out the door in the night last night... wasn't sure if you all would be back. Not my problem if he kept it all" The man will say puffing on his pipe.
Pok'im takes the plate of Mole Muffins and Pearcakes from Hagger and takes a deep sniff "thanks Mr Hagger, these smell real good." He then thinks a bit and then continues in a very ernest tone "worshipping a skunk's butthole, would be very smelly, Mr Hagger!" In response to Hagger's suggestion about the cleaning the barn he says "Pok'im likes to help and make things tidy. He will work on yuh barn. Will we find any treasure Mr Hagger? 'Cos as Pa always say 'one man's trash is another man's treasure!"
"You might boy" Hagger will say still puffing on his pipe. "Only one way to find out.. if you find anything interesting in there that you think you want you can bring it here... if it is something I don't need of forgot I owned, you can keep it. Think of it as a bonus.." The man will say scratching the short stubbly hair on his face inbetween puffs on his pipe.
Very shamefacedly Pok'im turns to Darastrix and pulling the bag of coin from his back-pack where he had put it safely last night says "Sorry brother, inna all de excitmen Poki'm forgot to tell you that Mr Hagger gave us the money lass night?"Very ernestly he say "but Pok'im keep it very safe - see?" Darastrix can see that the purse is still tied and has not been tampered with.
OOC: Neither Poki'im or Kulzee said they were taking the money so I've just made an executive decision.
Ash will come to the house to eat.
"Mr. Hagger," Ash will begin being SUPER causal. "Who's the Silver Lady," he asks with a curious look.
Sometimes a Nat 1 tells a better story than a Nat 20 ever could.
"Mole muffins and Pearcakes... get it ... I use pears in the pancakes..." The scruffy rugged old man will say pointing to the lumpy pancakes before turning towads the muffins. "The muffins have bits of real moles in them so you know it's good" he will say placing some of each item on a plate and handing it to the bugbear. "You boys need to eat up to keep your strength up" Hagger will say shuffling back over towards the stove. A moment later he will pause and look back to Pok'im "Honestly getting my crops planted was the only pressing issue I needed done. If you all want to earn a little more coin, you could all clean my house and my barn out.... who knows when the last time this pigsty of a house was cleaned... don't bother to venture into most rooms so I don't see much point in cleaning them most days. He will say scratching the stubble on his neck.
(all you silver ladies... all you silver ladies... ooh, oh oooh oh, oh, oh oooh oh..)
"NO muffins for me thanks," Ash says eating pancakes slowly. "Uh..the silver lady " he presses!
Sometimes a Nat 1 tells a better story than a Nat 20 ever could.
As Ash asks about the Silver Lady, the old man will pause for a moment... looking at the floor and then to the centaur while giving the back of his neck a good scratch. "I suppose that depends on who you ask there young man" He will say as he locks eyes with Ash. "I have been living in this town a long time.... The Silver Lady is nothing more than a fairy tale now" he will say before turning and piling some food on a plate and handing it to the centaur. "Doesn't stop people misguided people from warshiping her though.. I suppose people are free to warship whoever and whatever they want. I bet right now there is some idiot warshiping a skunks butt hole someplace." The man will say with a small snarl, becoming somewhat upset.
(I posted the response to Pokim aparently right as you typed your question. it has been answered / responded to)
Kulsee finally wakes up when the smell of breakfast reaches her nose. She packs up her few things and walks into the kitchen once again just at the tail end of the old man's response.
"..a skunks butt hole someplace."
she pauses before taking a seat. "Wait, what are we having for breakfast?"
"muffins and pancakes" Mr. Hagger will say, starting to cool of a bit and handing the goblin a plate. "Don't worry about it" the old man will say with a sort of gruff voice.
Darastrix crawls out of his water, gives a shake, and then enters the house. "Anyone else have a crazy dream. Ma and Pa need to chill with the bed time stories." Holding his empty sack o meat to the farmer, waiting for a refill.
Hagger will turn from Kulsee back to the stove before grabbing the pan of Mole Muffins and dumping it into the sack.
Darastrix nods a thanks and a big toothy grin before walking a way with his sack
Hagger will put some more Mole Muffins in the oven before sitting down at his table and pulling out a pipe. "If you are all interested in a little more coin.. I will pay ya each 5 gold on top of the gold I paid for powing and planting if you clean my house and barn. Otherwise, you can help yourselves to breakfast and head home when ya want. The man will say as he puffs on his pipe.
Taking a bite out of some pancakes, Darastrix raises a brow toward the farmer, "We got paid? I don't remember getting paid
"I gave some money to your sibling there as he ran out the door in the night last night... wasn't sure if you all would be back. Not my problem if he kept it all" The man will say puffing on his pipe.
"I can help with whatever you'd like," Ash says smiling.
Sometimes a Nat 1 tells a better story than a Nat 20 ever could.
Pok'im takes the plate of Mole Muffins and Pearcakes from Hagger and takes a deep sniff "thanks Mr Hagger, these smell real good." He then thinks a bit and then continues in a very ernest tone "worshipping a skunk's butthole, would be very smelly, Mr Hagger!" In response to Hagger's suggestion about the cleaning the barn he says "Pok'im likes to help and make things tidy. He will work on yuh barn. Will we find any treasure Mr Hagger? 'Cos as Pa always say 'one man's trash is another man's treasure!"
DM - Stopping a god in his tracks
"You might boy" Hagger will say still puffing on his pipe. "Only one way to find out.. if you find anything interesting in there that you think you want you can bring it here... if it is something I don't need of forgot I owned, you can keep it. Think of it as a bonus.." The man will say scratching the short stubbly hair on his face inbetween puffs on his pipe.
Very shamefacedly Pok'im turns to Darastrix and pulling the bag of coin from his back-pack where he had put it safely last night says "Sorry brother, inna all de excitmen Poki'm forgot to tell you that Mr Hagger gave us the money lass night?" Very ernestly he say "but Pok'im keep it very safe - see?" Darastrix can see that the purse is still tied and has not been tampered with.
OOC: Neither Poki'im or Kulzee said they were taking the money so I've just made an executive decision.
DM - Stopping a god in his tracks
(That is fine, I specifically didn't name a character because I didn't think anyone did but he definitely handed it to someone :D )
OOC: Never knew we got paid.
Sometimes a Nat 1 tells a better story than a Nat 20 ever could.