Death Saving Throw: 5

(Sorry, I was offline when it was my turn and ranmilo happened to post before me.)

 Thurodurk moves ahead (you reach C5)

Tide doesn’t look so good.

Zen takes aim, and fires, hitting Vali square in the chest and knocking his simulacrum out.

Thuroduk, you’re up! Vali, death save!

Thurodurk will move over to Vali and call upon the power of his god to heal him (technically staying in the same place since it's already adjacent).

(LoH for 5 hp)

Thurodurk revives his ally.

Vali, you’re up!

Vali will say to Thurodurk, "Thanks Comrade. If we get through this, I'll buy you some chocolate milk at the tavern."

He will then shoot a crossbow bolt at Zen, with disadvantage b/c prone. Attack: 12. Damage:9

He will then drop prone.

Edit: Just realized that rage ends if knocked unconscious, so I use my bonus action to rage.

Re-Edit: Just realized that Vali wasn't knocked unconscious. Never mind!

Also, just to be clear, I'm prone behind a rock that's giving me 3/4 cover, right?

(You weren’t knocked unconscious. I didn’t catch your Rage. Edit your sheet for health, as that did 8 damage)

(yes, you are.)

Thurodurk would have revived his teammate, but his teammates’ rage keeps him alive. He returns fire on Zen, and hits him in the chest, despite all the cover. He then drops down on the floor.

Thurodurk, you’re up! (Sorry bout that. Didn’t see the rage)

So how much health is Vali at?

(What’s 15-8? ;) )

So Thurodurk's healing puts Vali at 12 HP. Got it. Thanks!

(Hold on, thought Vali was unconscious.  Do we still want me to heal?)

(If you still want to heal, you may. I thought he was too, but didn’t see that he raged. You may either still heal or do something else)

(I was mostly asking Cryo.  If he would rather me heal, I will.)

(I don't care if you heal or not.)

Thurodurk will instead chuck a javelin at Zen.

(Even if it's at long range, I'd have disadvantage anyways.)

Attack: 10 Damage: 9

(Wow, that roll's better than most of my advantage rolls.  I do believe that's ggs.)

(Yep)

Vali and Thurodurk destroy the competition! The fires go out , the pillars are lowered, the Simulacrums are melted, and the kid flies down. Wow! That was a slaughter! Nice job! They both gain 50 gold and a level, along with 1 spell scroll of a level they could cast (if they were spellcasters. For example, you are level 2, so you would be able to take a level 2 scroll) or a single piece of equipment from chapter 5 of the PHB.

Tide and Zen gain 25 gold and a handshake.

Thurodurk will take plate mail.

Vali will take a hand crossbow.

Not that I have a choice one way or another as everyone is quite eager to move on. Nor do I intend to drag out the match again with that in mind. But I have to get this off my chest, because there are several things off here that's not being addressed here. Match results can stay as far as I'm concerned, but again, just had to say this. 

1st off, Vali took 8 damage before he could take his turn to rage. And he couldn't start off raging because it would've immediately ended without having got hit or attacking. Then, his turn finally came around in which he raged and he took out Tide. Thorduck then dodged. Next round, I crit for 16. Even halved by rage, that is still enough to knock out his remaining hit points, making it so Thor' would've gotten him back up, and things go from there.

2ndly, I didn't even get a turn respond to either his getting up, or to use Luck against that attack. If that feature is going to be treated similar to Divination Portents retroactively as I see most DMs do for PbP's(understandable given the feature), it would've been nice to know that. 

(These are probably things that should've been covered, you're right.)

(Although I do take offense at being called Thorduck.)