You find a giant factory sitting in the back of the town called ‘International Explosives’. There is a Half-Elf with a pair of cymbals guiding the bomb making. You see a gift shop with Smoke Grenades, Bombs, and Dynamite.
The bard frowns at you. No can do. This stuff is pretty dangerous, so we can’t lower the prices. We even have to ward the stuff so it doesn’t blow up the Arena or any other place, only people!
As Kameg looks around, he sees only what other people have found. A Potion Shop, an Explosives Shop, a Blacksmith, and nothing else. He should have to look around (Charisma Check) to find anything else, and specify what he wants.
The dwarf bartender turns to greet you, and you see he is missing an eye. He has a spider on his shoulder, and grabs a cup, filling it with Chocolate Milk. Watch out. That thing could put down an elephant. You here for the arena?
"Yeah, just arrived, looking forward to fighting. Though I'm not going to be having this all in one go like a lot of the travelers here, does no one understand the art of saving a drink? Also are you ok with that fact that you don't have an eye? I'm planning on going outside and doing some street performing, see if I can attract anyone here"
The dwarf smirks. Smart. Yes, I am. Stupid paladin.... oh, um, lot’s of people here. feel free to perform. Just watch out for a grey door unattached to anything. A lot of people have disappeared from that.
"What potions do ye have sir" Jathon says to the metal man
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The warforged looks at you. I'm glad you asked!
I have a Potion of Hill Giant Strength for 95 gold.
A Potion of Healing for 51 gold.
A Potion of Healing, Greater for 72 gold.
This funny-looking Potion of Healing for 51 gold.
I Bottled some Breath earlier. you can have it for 64 gold.
A Philter of Love for 59 gold.
Some Oil of Slipperiness for 82 gold.
Here's a Potion of Resistance for 100 gold.
A Potion of Growth for 64 gold.
A Potion of Animal Friendship for 60 gold.
Some Potion of Fire Breath for 70 gold
And finally, some Potion of Water Breathing for 62 gold.
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"Ill take the Hill giant and funny looking healing potion." Jathon says as he tosses down a sack of gold onto the desk
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The man happily gives it to you. Have fun!
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Jathon will look for explosives again
Perception: 4
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(You suck at finding explosives. But, since you know where not to look, i’ll Give you advantage. Roll again.)
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Second roll: 12
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You find a giant factory sitting in the back of the town called ‘International Explosives’. There is a Half-Elf with a pair of cymbals guiding the bomb making. You see a gift shop with Smoke Grenades, Bombs, and Dynamite.
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Jathon moves over to the gift shop and asks how much the bombs and dynamite cost
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(I never answered this, did I? Oops.)
The bard smirks. Bombs are 59 gold! Dynamite is 78! Smoke bombs are 34!
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"hmm, how low would ya be willing to go for the dynamite friend, a wee bit short on gold for the moment. Jathon says
Persuasion Check: 15
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The bard frowns at you. No can do. This stuff is pretty dangerous, so we can’t lower the prices. We even have to ward the stuff so it doesn’t blow up the Arena or any other place, only people!
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"Eh well fair enough on ya, ill be back when I can get a whole ton of that dynamite though. Jathon says as he leaves
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I start to look for an item shop
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As Kameg looks around, he sees only what other people have found. A Potion Shop, an Explosives Shop, a Blacksmith, and nothing else. He should have to look around (Charisma Check) to find anything else, and specify what he wants.
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I go to the blacksmith and see what he/she has
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A Dragonborn walks into the inn and goes to the counter
"I would like some Chocolate Milk please, ᶜʰᵒᶜᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵐᶦˡᵏ ᶦˢ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᶦⁿⁿᵉʳˢ"
The dwarf bartender turns to greet you, and you see he is missing an eye. He has a spider on his shoulder, and grabs a cup, filling it with Chocolate Milk. Watch out. That thing could put down an elephant. You here for the arena?
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"Yeah, just arrived, looking forward to fighting. Though I'm not going to be having this all in one go like a lot of the travelers here, does no one understand the art of saving a drink? Also are you ok with that fact that you don't have an eye? I'm planning on going outside and doing some street performing, see if I can attract anyone here"
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