The Dragonborn Sorcerer takes his Chocolate Milk outside and gets some juggling balls, but instead of juggling them he uses Mage Hand twice (Can I do that?) 11 10 (One for each), and attempts to juggle with his mage *hand to attract some customers.

(Only one at a time. I presume that’s a Sleight of Hand check?)

(Yes? I did a d20 and added my Charisma, what am I mean't to do?)

(Were those checks to Juggle? Mage Hand can be used to juggle things, but it wouldn’t use your Charisma modifier. It’d still use Dex (Acrobatics) or Dex (Sleight of Hand). Unless you’re throwing a ball at someone and happen to be a Hexblade Warlock, in which case sure, attack someone :) )

(Note: Hexblade Warlock, in case you don’t know, is a type of warlock that can use Charisma to make weapon attacks.)

Ok, Acrobatics D20 22 , I try to use one physical hand and one Mage Hand to juggle

(Sorry, was on vacation, missed this.)

You attracts a load of customers with your performance. However, across the street from you, a Half-Drow pulls out a violin and plays it, attracting your customers to him. You better step up your game!

Vali Mastervigor is downing ale and complaining that

"You young little pricks have it soft! When I was your age, I drank poison and gargled acid! And look at me now! The pinnacle of geriatric health! Aye, things were better in the good ol' days..."

(You get Chocolate Milk, not ale. It’s still works. It’s alcoholic.)

The one eyed dwarf looks at you. That’s not good for your health. In my day... he puts himself some milk, and some more milk for you. I owned a different bar, killed a few demons after being kidnapped, and was stabbed in the eye by a paladin. What’s your story?

Vali clears his throat and begins. Charisma (Performance) check: 17

"It was a dark and stormy night...

The wind was blowing, and my crew was getting nervous. See, there was mist everywhere, and it was concealing some nasty rocks that would tear our longship to pieces if we hit them. The entire crew was on edge, just waiting for the sound of a rock hitting our hull, a sound that would mean a watery grave for every man and his wife. This continued for hours, no one daring to go to sleep. Eventually, the mist started clearing, and we were exuberant, relieved that Odin had smiled on us, and deemed us worthy to live another day. As the mist rolled away, my cabin boy, Erik, climbed the crow's nest to chart a course. You can imagine our shock when he called down: "There's another ship!" As the mist disappeared, we all saw it: a ghostly ship that was bearing down on us, all cannons firing! I yelled "All hands on deck!" and the battle begun. Me and my comrades swung on ropes over to their ship, and engaged them in battle. When my warriors got in close, they screamed in terror, for the ghastly pirates bearing down on us were nothing but skeletons! I aimed for their captain, cutting a swathe of gory destruction as I slaughtered my way to their leader. A vicious war cry emerged from my throat as I closed down on the pirate, and my sword cleaved his desiccated skull from his shoulders.

Aye, that was a night to remember... The night that I, Vali Mastervigor, fought the skeleton pirates on the high seas!"

As Vali brings his speach to a close, he stands and roars the last few words. (Has a crowd gathered? If so, Vali bows and passes around a hat.)

The crowd is too busy with the sorcerer and the Half-Drow to care about you. The dwarf smiles. you want to hear mine?

Grouchy over not getting applause, Vali scowls and takes another swig of chocolate milk.

"Sure."

(Please make a CON save for the milk)

Con save:18

You fight off the urge to be drunk, and before the dwarf can talk, something steals your hat with a giggle!

Eazez will go to the blacksmith's shop

You go to the blacksmith to see an Orc banging on an anvil before you even get there. Whutcha wunt?

(What do you mean preparing new spells? Sorcerers cannot change what spells they have, except for one when they level up.)

my bad

Thurodurk will attempt to find somewhere to sell his old chainmail.

You come to an Armor Shop, named Huggies’ Armor. A Unicorn with a name tag labeled Huggies is at the door. 

Welcome! Welcome! What shall you do today? Buy or Sell? Magical? Nonmagical? You know, we have a great deal on +3 Plate, only 1,000,000 gold!