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"Sorry... Goat..." Winter says quietly seeing the animal shoot her a glare after she accidentally had stabbed him. Did I just apologize to a goat? Ugh. Alright, focus, Winter, focus. The rogue catches the berserkers attack just in time to manage to (uncanny) dodge herself out of the way and lessen the damage she takes, then strikes at him again.
Rapier: Attack: 26 Damage: 7 Why Won't He Just DIE?!: 10 Dagger: Attack: 24 Damage: 5
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
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GROUP 1 OBLITERATED
GROUP 2 Winter18 Druid16 Druid5
The berzerker goes down, leaving you, the goat, and the two druids. Druid Attack: 10 Damage: 9 Druid Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Oh man. (Nervous laugh..) 44 22 damage total from the crit. You topple to the ground as you feel your right thigh bone shatter in 5 pieces - the pain is agonizing.
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Anborn turns as he hears Winter scream out in agony and gives the rogue the good touch at third level, fixing the bones on her beautiful leg and helping her back to her feet. "The next time one of you ****ers decides to go chopping off limbs or breaking bones, I'll make sure to cut off your arm and shove it up your ass!" And to show that he does not speak idly, he sends the Celestial bullwhip out at the druid responsible.
Attack: 18 Damage: 5
Good Touch Heals: 11
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Winter wasn't fast enough to avoid that druids attack, barking out in agony at the pain the shot up her body, bringing her to the ground again. She curses at herself as she tries to bring herself back up, but, by Gods, it hurt so much-- Until she felt Anborn's hand on her thigh, his healing magic fixing up her broken bone. With the pain subsiding, she whimpers out a "Thank you, Anborn" as she leans most of her weight on him for a moment to adjust herself back on her two feet. "I'm going to need that other massage sooner rather than later now." She quips.
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Encouraged by Orilo's words, Corrin grasps his amulet, calling for Charmalaine's protection before swinging his spiritual mallet at the crazed one. "You've found yourself worshipping false gods, fiends!" Around the halfling and his attackers, the air is filled with giggles and laughter as dozens of ethereal pixies pop into existence.
Spiritual bonk bonk (with advantage due to inspiration): Attack: 13 Damage: 5
Due to halfling luck, or sheer DM incompetence, Druid12 misses completely, impaling his Berzerker companion, mortally wounding him. In a howl of shock and pain, it dies.
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"Dah! 'en ya **** after, and make many bwewtaful kids!"Stonecutter cuts in heavily accented common, and then bleats in what can best be described amusement. He rushes on without explanation to bum rushes the last Druid hoping to snap a leg in retaliation for Winter.
Orilo, in the meantime, finishes rolling his shoulders after having his arm so violently ripped to the side. Though tempted to look for the heavens, hearing Winter's outcry stops him short, and focuses his attention on the present. "Should've run, little lambs. Now only slaughter awaits you!" He threatens as he again swings the head of the flail covered in twisted flames into a druid first, then berserker next in quick succession; radiance burst and scalding flesh at the point of contact.
1st Attack: Attack: 12 Damage: 17 on Berserker9. 2nd Attack: Attack: 26 Damage: 21 on Druid17.
Goat Attack vs Winter's Druid(Druid16): 19 Damage: 7
Winter meets Anborn's gaze and follows his eyes to the goat as well, blinking in confusion. "Di... Did that goat just...?" The shifter puts a hand on her reddening cheek then on her head. "Did I get a brain concussion?"
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Winter agrees. "Yeah... We're both hallucinating and a talking goat with a funny accent wants us to make babies... That's... That's right...Uh-huh."
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Elya turns to the rest of the group, arms raised victoriously, but quickly drops them when she realizes her foes were the first to fall.
"Orilo, duck!"
She hurls a javelin at Orilo's foe before moving into melee with her maul. (If the javelin attack kills the berserker then she'll attack Anborn's druid)
Winter slips her dagger back into its scabbard and unclips her crossbow from her belt in one go, deciding it would be best to stick to what she knows best as she points and takes her shot at Corrin's final druid.
Attack: 22 Damage: 7 Bane's Will: 8
((if corrin is within range? im not too sure though))
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
"Sorry... Goat..." Winter says quietly seeing the animal shoot her a glare after she accidentally had stabbed him. Did I just apologize to a goat? Ugh. Alright, focus, Winter, focus. The rogue catches the berserkers attack just in time to manage to (uncanny) dodge herself out of the way and lessen the damage she takes, then strikes at him again.
Rapier: Attack: 26 Damage: 7
Why Won't He Just DIE?!: 10
Dagger: Attack: 24 Damage: 5
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
GROUP 1
OBLITERATED
GROUP 2
Winter18
Druid16
Druid5
The berzerker goes down, leaving you, the goat, and the two druids.
Druid Attack: 10 Damage: 9
Druid Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Oh man. (Nervous laugh..) 44
22 damage total from the crit. You topple to the ground as you feel your right thigh bone shatter in 5 pieces - the pain is agonizing.
GROUP 3
Anborn13
Druid15
Druid15
GROUP 4
Corrin13
Berzerker19
Druid12
GROUP 5
Oreo6
Druid17
Berzerker9
Anborn turns as he hears Winter scream out in agony and gives the rogue the good touch at third level, fixing the bones on her beautiful leg and helping her back to her feet. "The next time one of you ****ers decides to go chopping off limbs or breaking bones, I'll make sure to cut off your arm and shove it up your ass!" And to show that he does not speak idly, he sends the Celestial bullwhip out at the druid responsible.
Attack: 18 Damage: 5
Good Touch Heals: 11
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Winter wasn't fast enough to avoid that druids attack, barking out in agony at the pain the shot up her body, bringing her to the ground again. She curses at herself as she tries to bring herself back up, but, by Gods, it hurt so much-- Until she felt Anborn's hand on her thigh, his healing magic fixing up her broken bone. With the pain subsiding, she whimpers out a "Thank you, Anborn" as she leans most of her weight on him for a moment to adjust herself back on her two feet. "I'm going to need that other massage sooner rather than later now." She quips.
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
"Sure thing. I'll make sure to have a few drinks first so that I can remember what I did last time."
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GROUP 2
Winter18
Druid16
GROUP 3
Anborn13
Druid15
Druid15
Anborn slays one of Winter's druids, celestially.
Druid Attack: 9 Damage: 6
Druid Attack: 16 Damage: 9
GROUP 4
Corrin13
Berzerker19
Druid12
GROUP 5
Oreo6
Druid17
Berzerker9
Encouraged by Orilo's words, Corrin grasps his amulet, calling for Charmalaine's protection before swinging his spiritual mallet at the crazed one. "You've found yourself worshipping false gods, fiends!" Around the halfling and his attackers, the air is filled with giggles and laughter as dozens of ethereal pixies pop into existence.
Spiritual bonk bonk (with advantage due to inspiration): Attack: 13 Damage: 5
Giggle fit protectors: DC14 WIS or 6 damage. Spirit Guardians
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
GROUP 2
Winter18
Druid16
GROUP 3
Anborn13
Druid15
Druid15
GROUP 4
Corrin13
Druid12
Berzerker save: 3
Druid save: 4
Berzerker Attack: 16 Damage: 10
Druid Attack: 13 Damage: 8
Due to halfling luck, or sheer DM incompetence, Druid12 misses completely, impaling his Berzerker companion, mortally wounding him. In a howl of shock and pain, it dies.
GROUP 5
Oreo6
Druid17
Berzerker9
1st Attack: Attack: 12 Damage: 17 on Berserker9.
2nd Attack: Attack: 26 Damage: 21 on Druid17.
Goat Attack vs Winter's Druid(Druid16): 19 Damage: 7
Berserker Smite Damage(2nd level): 17 radiant damage.
Druid Smite Damage(1st level): 6 radiant damage.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Anborn says nothing, just looking to Winter and then the goat, as if he wants to make sure that she heard what he heard.
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Winter meets Anborn's gaze and follows his eyes to the goat as well, blinking in confusion. "Di... Did that goat just...?" The shifter puts a hand on her reddening cheek then on her head. "Did I get a brain concussion?"
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
"I don't know, but if you want to say that we're both hallucinating that a talking goat just told us to make babies, I'm down with that."
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Winter agrees. "Yeah... We're both hallucinating and a talking goat with a funny accent wants us to make babies... That's... That's right...Uh-huh."
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
GROUP 3
Anborn13
Druid15
Druid15
GROUP 4
Corrin13
Druid12
GROUP 5
Oreo6
Berzerker9
Nicely done, great multitasking there. Winter's group has been slain.
Berzerker Attack: 23 Damage: 9
Elya, you're up!
Conc. Save for Magic Weapon(DC 10): 18.
Though the blade bit deep, Orilo gritted his teeth against the pain, and spat a black wad of spittle at the Berserker. "Not... Good enough."
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Elya turns to the rest of the group, arms raised victoriously, but quickly drops them when she realizes her foes were the first to fall.
"Orilo, duck!"
She hurls a javelin at Orilo's foe before moving into melee with her maul. (If the javelin attack kills the berserker then she'll attack Anborn's druid)
Attack: 26 Damage: 14
Maul Attack (Weckless): Attack: 24 Damage: 14
KABLAMO!! Nat20. Nicely done. Good thing he ducked.
Winter is up.
GROUP 3
Anborn13
Druid15
Druid15
GROUP 4
Corrin13
Druid12
Winter slips her dagger back into its scabbard and unclips her crossbow from her belt in one go, deciding it would be best to stick to what she knows best as she points and takes her shot at Corrin's final druid.
Attack: 22 Damage: 7
Bane's Will: 8
((if corrin is within range? im not too sure though))
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
"All right you two. I'd say that this has been fun, but it really hasn't. You ******** have already caused enough trouble for my companions. Die now."
Anborn swings his hammer at whichever of his druids looks weakest and brings the Celestial bullwhip down on the stronger one.
Drop the Hammer: 21 Damage: 11
Whip it Good: 14 Damage: 12
I'm going to use Luck on that whip.
Attack: 8 Damage: 7
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Winter's bolt injures Corrin's druid. All hail Bane.
Only two druids left! Who's gonna get em?
Corrin? Oreo?
GROUP 3
Anborn13
Druid15
Druid15