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Seeing Anborn swept up by the bird beast, Corrin's eyes go wide. "Hey, that's our war cleric, bird brain!" The halfling once again swings his spiritual weapon and follows with another guiding bolt at it. "Let him go," the halfling yells as he continues to scramble about.
"OWL be damned! PECK on someone yer own size, ya jive turkey!" He shouts as he watches it take off with Anborn, and then puts a hand to his chest as if shocked at himself. "Oh I'm sorry, mate. Did that ruffle your we wittle feathers? Were my words to FOWL for you? Tough shit! If the only thing your good at is PECKING on women and children, your little better than a great, big, chicken now aint'cha, Sky Cleaver!"He continued to egg it on as he marched as close as range as possible to it without going off the cliff. "Why don't you go 'ome and crow 'bout how the mean, wittle Goliath called ya bad names to yer mum!"
Action: Vicious Mockery(DC 14 Wis Save) or take 12 Psychic and Necrotic Damage, and disadvantage on the 1st attack made(period).
"Goodie fer you, kid. You managed to mix it up with a bunch of drugged up men in togas waving sticks at you! By the time I was your age, I had already warred with Frost Giants, fought in a coliseum against beast that could kill you with a look, and properly waded in a war of honest soldiers with only a dagger and shield to my name! So piss off with the whining, man the **** up, and ride that ***** into the ground fer the only real warrior up there beats ya to it!"He replied flatly and gestures to Elya in case his last comment wasn't clear.
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Winter cringes at all of what Orlio spewed at the bird, but snorts at his insult towards Anborn. She manages to contain herself long enough to shooty shoot the meanie bird.
Attack: 18 Damage: 11
Bless u: 2
Sneak attack: 10
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
With your combined assault, the enormous bird shrieks in agony and crashes into the mountainside and dies. Elya, now might be a good time for an Athletics or Acrobatics roll to leap off safely at the last minute.
Sangzor takes an opportunity to attack: 6
The giant shadowy goat charges at Oreo: Goat Charge Attack: 17 Damage: 9 If he hits, DC13 ST to avoid punt.
Safe on the ground, Anborn flips off Orilo and gets ready to kill the goat. "Are you going to stand and fight this time or keep running like a little *****?" He burns his last spell slot to toss a Guiding Bolt at it.
Attack: 21 Damage: 16
Bonus Action with the bullwhip.
Attack: 17 Damage: 9
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Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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(Presuming the goat is alive)
Ignoring the terrible puns that Orilo made in the name of bird slaying, Elya throws herself off the roc's corpse, bringing her greataxe down on the goat. "Back off, you goddamn goat! I won't let you hurt any more people!"
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As the bird crashes to the ground, Corrin turns his focus to the goat, moving his spiritual weapon over to take a swipe. He follows it up with a toll the dead. "Away with you, you foul beast!"
Spiritual bonk: Attack: 15 Damage: 4
Toll the dead: DC14, WIS save, if fail: 11
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Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd) Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist) Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
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Winter was relieved to see the bird finally fall, with Elya and Anborn safely back on the ground, but her face returned sour seeing the goat come back into view again, already aiming her crossbow at it when he charges for Orilio. This stupid goat just won't give it a rest, huh?
Attack: 8 Damage: 10 Sneak attack since goats giving the naughty touch to Oreo: 7
Don't think bless can help me out too much but **** it?: 1
Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
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More from the unexpectedness of contact than harm, Orilo jolts a little impact, then slowly turns to stare face to face with his aggressor. Calmly puts away his mace to raise a hand high into the air. Both divine light and corrupting dark congeal about it.Then without a word, the currently black-eyed goliath tries to smack it down hard with so much force, bone was bound to shatter from the impact. If that isn't enough to put it down for good, he then tries to catch it around the neck, lock it in, then start dragging it over to Elya.
"Elya. Remember the plan?"
At least he thought most of that last half would happen, only for something to pop in his back. Thus, its less an active attempt to grapple the creature, and more an instinctive need to hug something as a brace that had him trying to hold on to it with bitter black tears bubbling in his eyes.
Action: Bad Goat Slap Attack: 9 Damage: 4 non-magical bludgeoning plus an added 5 necrotic damage, and 15 radiant damage from smite!
Oreo manages to clothesline Corrin HARD radiantly. The halfling hits the ground roughly, on his back, the wind knocked out of him and takes the 15 damage instead.
Anborn will grab onto Winter in an effort to Help her brace against the goat's impact while commanding his whip to attack Sangzor again. "We killed a Roc, you horned shit. We'll beat you too."
Attack: 14 Damage: 8
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Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
Barely noticing the bird’s attempt to shake her off, Elya roars as she takes two twohanded swings at the bird’s wing, “Die, bird!”
Attack: 24 Damage: 6
Attack: 18 Damage: 7
Bless 1: 2
Bless 2: 4
Lightning (DC 14 Dex save for half): 4
Athletics “contest”: 16
Concentration for Shield of Faith: 14
Anborn's concentration drops as the beast's claws dig in and pick him up. "Well shit. Someone want to help?"
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Seeing Anborn swept up by the bird beast, Corrin's eyes go wide. "Hey, that's our war cleric, bird brain!" The halfling once again swings his spiritual weapon and follows with another guiding bolt at it. "Let him go," the halfling yells as he continues to scramble about.
Guiding Bolt: Attack: 7 Damage: 15
Spiritual bonk bonk: Attack: 26 Damage: 13
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Halfling luck, reroll: Guiding Bolt: Attack:Attack: 18 Damage: 15
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
"OWL be damned! PECK on someone yer own size, ya jive turkey!" He shouts as he watches it take off with Anborn, and then puts a hand to his chest as if shocked at himself. "Oh I'm sorry, mate. Did that ruffle your we wittle feathers? Were my words to FOWL for you? Tough shit! If the only thing your good at is PECKING on women and children, your little better than a great, big, chicken now aint'cha, Sky Cleaver!" He continued to egg it on as he marched as close as range as possible to it without going off the cliff. "Why don't you go 'ome and crow 'bout how the mean, wittle Goliath called ya bad names to yer mum!"
Action: Vicious Mockery(DC 14 Wis Save) or take 12 Psychic and Necrotic Damage, and disadvantage on the 1st attack made(period).
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
"Kid? I'm twenty-six years old! I fought in a war against deranged Elemental cultists for ****'s sake!"
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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"Goodie fer you, kid. You managed to mix it up with a bunch of drugged up men in togas waving sticks at you! By the time I was your age, I had already warred with Frost Giants, fought in a coliseum against beast that could kill you with a look, and properly waded in a war of honest soldiers with only a dagger and shield to my name! So piss off with the whining, man the **** up, and ride that ***** into the ground fer the only real warrior up there beats ya to it!" He replied flatly and gestures to Elya in case his last comment wasn't clear.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Winter cringes at all of what Orlio spewed at the bird, but snorts at his insult towards Anborn. She manages to contain herself long enough to shooty shoot the meanie bird.
Attack: 18 Damage: 11
Bless u: 2
Sneak attack: 10
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
Oreo20, Corrin20, Winter16, Sangzor15, Anborn7, Roc3, Elya1
With your combined assault, the enormous bird shrieks in agony and crashes into the mountainside and dies. Elya, now might be a good time for an Athletics or Acrobatics roll to leap off safely at the last minute.
Sangzor takes an opportunity to attack: 6
The giant shadowy goat charges at Oreo:
Goat Charge Attack: 17 Damage: 9
If he hits, DC13 ST to avoid punt.
Oreo20, Corrin20, Winter16, Sangzor15, Anborn7, Elya1
Athletics: 25
Safe on the ground, Anborn flips off Orilo and gets ready to kill the goat. "Are you going to stand and fight this time or keep running like a little *****?" He burns his last spell slot to toss a Guiding Bolt at it.
Attack: 21 Damage: 16
Bonus Action with the bullwhip.
Attack: 17 Damage: 9
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(Presuming the goat is alive)
Ignoring the terrible puns that Orilo made in the name of bird slaying, Elya throws herself off the roc's corpse, bringing her greataxe down on the goat. "Back off, you goddamn goat! I won't let you hurt any more people!"
Slice 1: 25 Damage: 12
Slice 2: 21 Damage: 17
Bless 1: 1
Bless 2: 1
Lightning: 3
Oreo20, Corrin20, Winter16, Sangzor15, Anborn7, Elya1
As the bird crashes to the ground, Corrin turns his focus to the goat, moving his spiritual weapon over to take a swipe. He follows it up with a toll the dead. "Away with you, you foul beast!"
Spiritual bonk: Attack: 15 Damage: 4
Toll the dead: DC14, WIS save, if fail: 11
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Winter was relieved to see the bird finally fall, with Elya and Anborn safely back on the ground, but her face returned sour seeing the goat come back into view again, already aiming her crossbow at it when he charges for Orilio. This stupid goat just won't give it a rest, huh?
Attack: 8 Damage: 10
Sneak attack since goats giving the naughty touch to Oreo: 7
Don't think bless can help me out too much but **** it?: 1
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Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
More from the unexpectedness of contact than harm, Orilo jolts a little impact, then slowly turns to stare face to face with his aggressor. Calmly puts away his mace to raise a hand high into the air. Both divine light and corrupting dark congeal about it.Then without a word, the currently black-eyed goliath tries to smack it down hard with so much force, bone was bound to shatter from the impact. If that isn't enough to put it down for good, he then tries to catch it around the neck, lock it in, then start dragging it over to Elya.
"Elya. Remember the plan?"
At least he thought most of that last half would happen, only for something to pop in his back. Thus, its less an active attempt to grapple the creature, and more an instinctive need to hug something as a brace that had him trying to hold on to it with bitter black tears bubbling in his eyes.
Action: Bad Goat Slap Attack: 9 Damage: 4 non-magical bludgeoning plus an added 5 necrotic damage, and 15 radiant damage from smite!
Bonus Action: Everyday I'm Grappl'n: 21.
When you realize you're doing too much: Signature.
Oreo manages to clothesline Corrin HARD radiantly. The halfling hits the ground roughly, on his back, the wind knocked out of him and takes the 15 damage instead.
Goat save: 2
Oreo20, Corrin20, Winter16, Sangzor15, Anborn7, Elya1
Sangzor makes another charge: 3
At Winter!
Goat charge Attack: 24 Damage: 10
DC13 STR check or puntage.
Oreo20, Corrin20, Winter16, Sangzor15, Anborn7, Elya1
Anborn will grab onto Winter in an effort to Help her brace against the goat's impact while commanding his whip to attack Sangzor again. "We killed a Roc, you horned shit. We'll beat you too."
Attack: 14 Damage: 8
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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In his frustration, Anborn looks at Sangzor to try and gauge how close the damned creature is to dying.
Medicine:22
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Seeing Winter get attacked makes Elya see redder, she takes her greataxe and goes to finish off the damn goat. "Stay. Away. From. These. PEOPLE"
Smack 1: 25 Damage: 14
Smack 2: 22 Damage: 7
Bless 1: 2
Bless 2: 4
Lightning: 2