Lost Mines, Lost Labs, and Lost Hope (RobJFalcon's Campaign)

"Speaking from experience, and I do have plenty of experience," Dusty gestures to himself, "pretty much all drow are giant ********. Their entire culture is built upon the puckering void from which farts escape. They make other ********, by comparison, look like a bunch of Lliirans after an orgy. There's no good that will come from letting this guy live, either as a prisoner or a patron. Any second now, he's going to try to blind us in darkness and escape. The only reason he's bargaining is because he isn't sure that will work." Waves at Nezznar. "Hey, yeah, fellow drow here, dipshit. And I'm the nicest one in this group. Kissing floor should be a really attractive option for you right about now."

Intimidation 11

Maybe you'll feel more cooperative after your face is melted off.  L6 wand of magic missile (unmarked) 22    . Ugh, these...  Friggen magic stick doesn't work!

Dirk's magic missiles bounce harmlessly off the shield. Nezznar gives a knowing nod to Dustfinger. "You're half right. All drow are ********, but I'm sure what I have up my sleeve will work. This was your choice."

The Southern double doors burst open and three more bugbears rush into the room. After taking one second to assess the scene, two of them veer right to attack Fjolnir and one runs up to Az Emberi, into melee range.
Attack: 15 Damage: 11
Attack: 8 Damage: 11
Both miss, but are now in melee.

Fjolnir and Absinthe are up.

Lighting: Absinthe's Lightbringer

21-Dirk (Spider Webbed and Staff Webbed)
20-More Bugbears!
1)
2)
3)
19-Fjolnir
17-Absinthe 11/35 HP (Bardic Inspiration)
12-Nezznar the Black Spider (7/10) (Dex Hex)
10-Hymir (Staff Webbed)
09-Az Emberi (Spider Webbed)
08-Dustfinger (Staff Webbed)

Absinthe bellows out a frightfully loud growl before changing towards the closest bugbear.

"This is what you had up your sleeve?" 

Lightbringer Attack: 23 Damage: 5

Throat punch Attack: 7 Damage: 6

Ki point kick to stones Attack: 6 Damage: 7

Fjolnir shouts, while dodging blows from two angry Bugbears, "...where the hell is he getting all these damn things, did his mother shag an orc?!"

He concentrates his mark on the closest Bugbear, loops the longbow around his neck, drawing Hew and back-slashing at the ugly beasts legs.

Hew 10 dmg 4 Mark 4

Fjolnir chops deep into the bugbear's leg with Hew. If it were a tree he'd have gone clean through it.

Absinthe misses with Lightbringer but connects with his signature throat punch/stones kick combo.

Nezznar laughs at the commentary. "No, these are all Cragmaw bugbears, but I hear they're under new leadership. These few have retained their loyalty to me. And no, large giant-kin, that was not what I had up my sleeve, but you'll never see it." Nezznar lets out another set of 3 darts at Absinthe. 9  (Wow, ******* failure)
Aggravated that Absinthe is still standing, Nezznar moves abruptly across the ceiling toward the opposite corner.

Hymir, Az Emberi and Dustfinger are up.

Lighting: Absinthe's Lightbringer

21-Dirk (Spider Webbed and Staff Webbed)
20-More Bugbears!
1) 17/27 HP
2) 12/27 HP
3)
19-Fjolnir
17-Absinthe 5/35 HP (Bardic Inspiration)
12-Nezznar the Black Spider (7/10) (Dex Hex)
10-Hymir (Staff Webbed)
09-Az Emberi
08-Dustfinger (Staff Webbed)

Hymir looks at his spider and communicates very specific instruction with an overlying tone a tone that can easily ber perceived 

perception 12

 the spider runs over to complete his journey to Nezznar and yells at Az Emberi 

for DM and people that understand Spider

Hymir casts Earthen grasp on the bugbear next to Absinthe  Str Saving Throw 13 or 8 

Get him down to our level!

Dustfinger struggles against the webs, while channeling his aggravation into Nezznar in the form of his hexblade's curse. If he can just break free, he'd close in on Nazzner's position. "Dirk, use your gem on this bastard until it works!"

(Action: Break free! 14, Bonus Action: Hexblade's Curse! (please add a reminder somewhere that I do +2 bonus to damage rolls against Nazzner), if I break free move me around the web as far towards Nazz as I can go)

Az Emberi moves directly 5ft south of absinthe and thornwhips Neznarr

Atk.    20     Dmg.    5 

This would cause him to be pulled 10 feet towards me off of the ceiling maybe taking fall dmg.

I lean in and take a big whiff unknown to him ba marking his scent. "Is that desperation or fear I smell?"

Hymir commands his spider to move across the ceiling at Nezznar, then casts Earthen Grasp on the bugbear. 15 but it holds the fingers open and impedes the crushing blow.

Az Emberi lashes out with a vine and catches Nezznar. Thorns press into his arms as the vine rips him off the ceiling and he falls to the floor. 17 He manages to stay standing but takes 4 bludgeoning damage from the fall. He is now adjacent to Az Emberi. Concentration saves: 15 14 The webs remain.

Dustfinger tries and can't break free of the webs. He does manage to curse him though.

Dirk is up.

Lighting: Absinthe's Lightbringer

21-Dirk (Spider Webbed and Staff Webbed)
20-More Bugbears!
1) 17/27 HP
2) 12/27 HP
3)
19-Fjolnir
17-Absinthe 5/35 HP (Bardic Inspiration)
12-Nezznar the Black Spider (Taken 10 damage) (7/10) (Dex Hex)(Hexblade's Curse)
10-Hymir (Staff Webbed)
09-Az Emberi
08-Dustfinger (Staff Webbed)

Dirk mumbles to himself for a moment in contemplation. Think I've got it... I whisper.  I yell to the bugbear south of me.  "Don't just stand there you blithering idiot!  Cut everyone free from the webbing! (Another suggestion)" as Nezznar.  I would also like everyone to know... that I eat shit.  I like  it hot and steamy, over easy, and a little runny down the side of my mouth.  

Nezznar snarls at the perfect vocal imitation of his voice, and yells, "No! do not follow that order!" 18 But it was too late, the magic woven into Dirk's words held fast in the bugbear's mind, and it felt compelled to cut the webbing. Fjolnir gets an opportunity attack if he likes.

Speaking of, retro AOO from the bugbear on Az Emberi so he avoids Disadvantage: Attack: 21 Damage: 15 (Ouch, marked damage)

Bugbear 1 moves to attack Az, #2 moves away from Fjolnir, around the webbing, (Az can get an AOO too if he wants) and over to Dirk to swing at the webs encasing him, #3 stays put and swipes at Fjolnir.
vs Az: Attack: 8 Damage: 6 Miss
vs Web: Attack: 8 Damage: 9 Miss
vs Fjolnir: Attack: 8 Damage: 14 Miss

Fjolnir and Absinthe are up, but first, Fjolnir and Az may make atacks of Opportunity if they'd like.

Lighting: Absinthe's Lightbringer

21-Dirk (Spider Webbed and Staff Webbed)
20-More Bugbears!
1) 17/27 HP
2) 12/27 HP
3)
19-Fjolnir
17-Absinthe 10/35 HP (Bardic Inspiration)
12-Nezznar the Black Spider (Taken 10 damage) (7/10) (Dex Hex)(Hexblade's Curse)
10-Hymir (Staff Webbed)
09-Az Emberi 13/31 HP
08-Dustfinger (Staff Webbed)

Aoo atk.  19     Dmg.     6

Redacted.

Lightbringer Attack: 14 Damage: 6

Punch to face Attack: 12 Damage: 6

"I hope your death is as meaningless as your life was!" 

Fjolnir swings at the bugbear as it turns to the north-  Hew 18 dmg 12 Mark 6

He shifts his mark to the next bugbear,  with a rather dramatic and slow head turn and extremely wide eyes, before an over-the-shoulder-log-splitter swing.

Hew 19 dmg 10 Mark 5

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Fjolnir hews at the bugbear in his face and connects for 7 damage.

Absinthe smashes the bugbear's head in with a mace-fist combo. It crumples lifeless to the ground.

Nezznar bows ceremoniously and says, "Gentlemen, farewell, I'm sure we'll meet again." He snaps his fingers and disappears from sight. As he does this, the magical area of webs fades away, and no one is restrained by them anymore. Dirk is still spider-webbed, though. Az Emberi hears him move away, and may take an attack of opportunity at disadvantage since he's invisible.

After Az's AOO, Hymir, Az Emberi, and Dustfinger are up.

Lighting: Absinthe's Lightbringer

21-Dirk (Spider Webbed)
20-More Bugbears!
1) Dead
2) 12/27 HP (North one)
3) 20/27 HP (South one)
19-Fjolnir
17-Absinthe 10/35 HP (Bardic Inspiration)
12-Nezznar the Black Spider (Taken 10 damage) (7/10) (Dex Hex)(Hexblade's Curse)
10-Hymir
09-Az Emberi 13/31 HP
08-Dustfinger

• ... ****.  I kind of like that he will still be out there, Means I can spread all kinds of rumors about six pence Spiderman.  Gimme a copper I'll shine your popper amiright?  lol.. Please get me out of these ******* webs.

Atk.    9       dmg.       10

Then I'll drop my flameblade and summon moon beam on his location.

Con 14 or.     18 radiant.

"He's there!"

I move closer to him. Stay 10 feet away.

Damn it i know spiders i am always hanging out with 2 and a half of them, you're no spider you're a snake!

He couldn't have gotten far Dirk would you be able to fill this room with Faerie  Fire

ready action to grasp Nezznar if he appears or am able to decipher his location in anyway through sight