Fjolnir winces..."... the shit is this?!" he draws and looses an arrow at the same target Az Emberi picked. "Light the area! north corners of the room!"
Az Emberi and Fjolnir both hit with their attacks, the magical rock and the arrow seemingly floating in the air.
then Hymir takes a couple of steps forward and lets loose a cone of fire on the same gelatinous cube, revealing it to the rest of the party. Dex save vs 13 or 13 Fire damage: 12
Everyone now sees both cubes in the corners, the arrow and rock dissolve inside the NW one, and with a surprising burst of speed for a large cube of jelly, they both slide toward the party.
Hymir Dex save: 13 Fjolnir Dex Save: 12 Both Hymir and Fjolnir narrowly escape being engulfed by the cubes, and jump back out of the way of these things that now occupy the space they were in.
Initiative! Az Emberi: 6 Absinthe: 22 Dirk: 16 Dustfinger: 18 Fjolnir: 10 Hymir: 25 Da Cubes! 14
Round 1: Da Cubes! 25- Hymir 22- Absinthe 18- Dustfinger 16- Dirk NW Cube: Taken 26 damage NE Cube: 10- Fjolnir 6- Az Emberi
Dustfinger moves out of the room on the northern side of the door. He turns and casts his bastard curse on the cube to the left of Az. He then pisses on its flat side with purple green energy.
Eldritch Blast25 Damage 9 + Hex (spell, not class) 4
"Guys I haven't punched jelly since I was a we little thing. I doubt grappling it will be beneficial for anyone, not sure how useful I can be against these things. Here goes nothing, or something like that."
Draw shortsword and dagger for a two weapon strike
Attack: 14 Damage: 5 and dagger Attack: 14 Damage: 1
Gross, what are you even? You look like what I would expect between the folds of an over bloated Orc Breeder who doesn't bathe. Runoff from an all male bath house for ogres. 3
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Hymir charges a fiery Kamehameha wave, blasting a hole right through the middle of the thing. It is still moving and trying to repair itself, but it is definitely very hurt.
Absinthe throws an uncharacteristically boring dart. It hits but dissolves shortly after.
As Dustfinger moves away to cast Hex and Eldritch Blast on the one that's falling apart, the other one lashes out a pseudopod arm at him Attack: 8 Damage: 15 Acid. The pseudopod slap burns his skin, but he gets his attack on the other one, holding a concentrated stream on it until it starts melting. Its form dissipates and there is nothing left but a clear puddle.
Dirk swings with two weapons which cut through easily but seem to have little stopping power. He insults the thing, but doesn't even know if it can hear him, and instead uses Mantle of Inspiration to help himself and some of the adjacent people to clear away from the adventurer-eating block of goo. He targets himself, Az Emberi, Fjolnir, and Dustfinger. All of you get 5 temp HP and can use your reaction to move up to your speed before the Cube's turn. Dirk slips away and moves North along the West wall.
Round 1: Da Cubes! 25- Hymir 22- Absinthe 18- Dustfinger 16- Dirk NW Cube: Dead NE Cube: Taken 6 damage 10- Fjolnir 6- Az Emberi
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Az Emberi and Fjolnir both move away from the transparent cube.
The cube then rushes straight against the West wall, trying to engulf Hymir. 12 Who narrowly dodges to the North. Absinthe is next on the menu. 19 He barely gets out of the way, too. The creature swings an acidic arm at Absinthe Attack: 20 Damage: 9 It misses.
Fjolnir and Az Emberi are up.
Round 1: Da Cubes! 25- Hymir 22- Absinthe 18- Dustfinger 16- Dirk Cube: Taken 6 damage 10- Fjolnir 6- Az Emberi
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I move forward next to Hymir and cast thunderwave. Con save of 14 or take. 11 thunder dmg. Half on success if not dead I move two squares back north next to dirk
Dustfinger lacerates the goop out of this thing, realizing it's difficult to impress your enemy with amazing flourishes of the blade when your enemy is a mindless jelly, so his strikes are uninspired hacks and slashes.
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A most vicious mockery for this thing. You look and smell like ten tabaxians slap boxing in a pool of hot urine expelled from dwarves whose sole diet is artichoke and mango. A smell I would call sweet and ho. 4
Hymir lobs a fiery bolt that can't help but connect with the cubic creature.
Absinthe backs up to throw a dart and the cube pseudopods him in his ***** face Attack: 15 Damage: 11 Well it tries to, but Absinthe dodges it easily. He hits with his dart, but that's not really impressive, literally all he had to do was make it through the door.
Dustfinger deftly slashes the easy target 2 times for significant damage.
Dirk hurls a magic laden insult at the creature... to no effect. It dawns on Dirk afterwards that this creature probably does not rely on hearing.
The cube slams into Fjolnir who is already adjacent to it, then moves NW to Hymir, attempting the same. Both of them make DEX Saves: 19 / 12 Both of them jump backwards instead of staying in the creature's path, but it moves again, due North, in an attempt to consume Hymir, Dirk and Az Emberi all at once. DEX Saves: 4 / 10 / 19 Hymir is engulfed but both Dirk and Az Emberi jump backwards. Hymir takes 10 Acid Damage and can't breathe, is restrained, but may use an action make a DC 12 STR check on his turn to try to escape to an adjacent square. Someone can also attempt to pull him out on their turn with the same DC action, but must reach into the creature to do it.
Dustfinger may take an opportunity attack, as can Fjolnir, since it moved away from both of you.
Round 2: Da Cubes! 25- Hymir (Engulfed: can't breathe, is restrained) 22- Absinthe 18- Dustfinger 16- Dirk 14- Cube: Taken 45 damage, Digesting Hymir 10- Fjolnir 6- Az Emberi
"Hostiles"
Ba stones
Huck it at NW jello 22 dmg 6
Dustfinger squints at the area Az just tossed a rock at, trying to figure out what's there and what to do about it.
Fjolnir winces..."... the shit is this?!" he draws and looses an arrow at the same target Az Emberi picked. "Light the area! north corners of the room!"
Longbow 15 dmg 7
Az Emberi and Fjolnir both hit with their attacks, the magical rock and the arrow seemingly floating in the air.
then Hymir takes a couple of steps forward and lets loose a cone of fire on the same gelatinous cube, revealing it to the rest of the party. Dex save vs 13 or 13 Fire damage: 12
Everyone now sees both cubes in the corners, the arrow and rock dissolve inside the NW one, and with a surprising burst of speed for a large cube of jelly, they both slide toward the party.
Hymir Dex save: 13
Fjolnir Dex Save: 12
Both Hymir and Fjolnir narrowly escape being engulfed by the cubes, and jump back out of the way of these things that now occupy the space they were in.
Initiative!
Az Emberi: 6
Absinthe: 22
Dirk: 16
Dustfinger: 18
Fjolnir: 10
Hymir: 25
Da Cubes! 14
Round 1: Da Cubes!
25- Hymir
22- Absinthe
18- Dustfinger
16- Dirk
NW Cube: Taken 26 damage
NE Cube:
10- Fjolnir
6- Az Emberi
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
intelligence check for weakness or resistance 7
Nope i don't **** with jello i focus all my energy on a lvl 2 chromatic orb
as i start building energy it is colorless and arcane then it gets bigger to show lvl 2, then it turns red to show it's Fire
both these things are actually kinda normal but then i'm eyes glow purple
I don't see this going well for you normally being next to an enemy would give me disadvantage but i use my Nat 20 portent roll
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Chronomancy!!!
Dustfinger moves out of the room on the northern side of the door. He turns and casts his bastard curse on the cube to the left of Az. He then pisses on its flat side with purple green energy.
Eldritch Blast 25 Damage 9 + Hex (spell, not class) 4
(Hex is causing disadvantage to Strength checks)
"Guys I haven't punched jelly since I was a we little thing. I doubt grappling it will be beneficial for anyone, not sure how useful I can be against these things. Here goes nothing, or something like that."
To the one that was already hit.
Dart Attack: 19 Damage: 4
Draw shortsword and dagger for a two weapon strike
Attack: 14 Damage: 5 and dagger Attack: 14 Damage: 1
Gross, what are you even? You look like what I would expect between the folds of an over bloated Orc Breeder who doesn't bathe. Runoff from an all male bath house for ogres. 3
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Hymir charges a fiery Kamehameha wave, blasting a hole right through the middle of the thing. It is still moving and trying to repair itself, but it is definitely very hurt.
Absinthe throws an uncharacteristically boring dart. It hits but dissolves shortly after.
As Dustfinger moves away to cast Hex and Eldritch Blast on the one that's falling apart, the other one lashes out a pseudopod arm at him Attack: 8 Damage: 15 Acid. The pseudopod slap burns his skin, but he gets his attack on the other one, holding a concentrated stream on it until it starts melting. Its form dissipates and there is nothing left but a clear puddle.
Dirk swings with two weapons which cut through easily but seem to have little stopping power. He insults the thing, but doesn't even know if it can hear him, and instead uses Mantle of Inspiration to help himself and some of the adjacent people to clear away from the adventurer-eating block of goo. He targets himself, Az Emberi, Fjolnir, and Dustfinger. All of you get 5 temp HP and can use your reaction to move up to your speed before the Cube's turn. Dirk slips away and moves North along the West wall.
Round 1: Da Cubes!
25- Hymir
22- Absinthe
18- Dustfinger
16- Dirk
NW Cube: Dead
NE Cube: Taken 6 damage
10- Fjolnir
6- Az Emberi
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Dustfinger feels motivated with inspiration, but steels himself at the door rather than moving.
Az Emberi moves straight north to the wall
Az Emberi and Fjolnir both move away from the transparent cube.
The cube then rushes straight against the West wall, trying to engulf Hymir. 12 Who narrowly dodges to the North. Absinthe is next on the menu. 19 He barely gets out of the way, too. The creature swings an acidic arm at Absinthe Attack: 20 Damage: 9 It misses.
Fjolnir and Az Emberi are up.
Round 1: Da Cubes!
25- Hymir
22- Absinthe
18- Dustfinger
16- Dirk
Cube: Taken 6 damage
10- Fjolnir
6- Az Emberi
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I move forward next to Hymir and cast thunderwave. Con save of 14 or take. 11 thunder dmg. Half on success if not dead I move two squares back north next to dirk
Fjolnir slips along the wall to the east side of the room and scans for anything else around to be used as a viable alternative to melee. Perception 5
Finding nothing, he sighs heavily- pulls hew from its lashing, closes the distance and swings to the fences.
Hew 23 dmg 9
There is nothing in this room.
The large cube is unable to dodge Fjolnir's axe and takes a slice. The cut is visible but doesn't take off any chunks.
Az Emberi blasts it Thunderwave Con save: 8 it takes half damage.
Cube: taken 22 damage
Hymir, Absinthe, Dustfinger and Dirk are up
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Dustfinger lacerates the goop out of this thing, realizing it's difficult to impress your enemy with amazing flourishes of the blade when your enemy is a mindless jelly, so his strikes are uninspired hacks and slashes.
Attack: 25 Damage 9
Bonus Attack: 14 Damage 6
"How about another dart to your stupid jelly face?"
Dart Attack: 16 Damage: 6
A most vicious mockery for this thing. You look and smell like ten tabaxians slap boxing in a pool of hot urine expelled from dwarves whose sole diet is artichoke and mango. A smell I would call sweet and ho. 4
Rainbow....... Mooo....
I need a breath
firebolt 7 damage 6
Chronomancy!!!
Hymir lobs a fiery bolt that can't help but connect with the cubic creature.
Absinthe backs up to throw a dart and the cube pseudopods him in his ***** face Attack: 15 Damage: 11 Well it tries to, but Absinthe dodges it easily. He hits with his dart, but that's not really impressive, literally all he had to do was make it through the door.
Dustfinger deftly slashes the easy target 2 times for significant damage.
Dirk hurls a magic laden insult at the creature... to no effect. It dawns on Dirk afterwards that this creature probably does not rely on hearing.
The cube slams into Fjolnir who is already adjacent to it, then moves NW to Hymir, attempting the same. Both of them make DEX Saves: 19 / 12
Both of them jump backwards instead of staying in the creature's path, but it moves again, due North, in an attempt to consume Hymir, Dirk and Az Emberi all at once. DEX Saves: 4 / 10 / 19
Hymir is engulfed but both Dirk and Az Emberi jump backwards. Hymir takes 10 Acid Damage and can't breathe, is restrained, but may use an action make a DC 12 STR check on his turn to try to escape to an adjacent square. Someone can also attempt to pull him out on their turn with the same DC action, but must reach into the creature to do it.
Dustfinger may take an opportunity attack, as can Fjolnir, since it moved away from both of you.
Round 2: Da Cubes!
25- Hymir (Engulfed: can't breathe, is restrained)
22- Absinthe
18- Dustfinger
16- Dirk
14- Cube: Taken 45 damage, Digesting Hymir
10- Fjolnir
6- Az Emberi
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...