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Arxius makes a face, knowing he is right, and removes her gloves to ready her bow. She aims for the biggest of the deer, taking a deep breath and letting it out slowly.
Arxius makes a face, knowing he is right, and removes her gloves to ready her bow. She aims for the biggest of the deer, taking a deep breath and letting it out slowly.
Attack: 24 Damage: 10
A clean kill. You strike the deer in the heart and it immediately falls to the ground. The rest of the deer quickly scatter dashing away from you and the river.
"Reminds me of a song," Shake says before breaking into what was once a very popular song in common.
In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd And I'm hungry like the wolf Straddle the line in discord and rhyme I'm on the hunt I'm after you Mouth is alive, with juices like wine And I'm hungry like the wolf
Stalked in the forest, too close to hide I'll be upon you by the moonlight side Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo High blood drumming on your skin, it's so tight You feel my heat, I'm just a moment behind Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you A scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme I howl and I whine, I'm after you Mouth is alive, all running inside And I'm hungry like the wolf
Burning the ground, I break from the crowd I'm on the hunt, I'm after you I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme I'm on the hunt, I'm after you Mouth is alive, with juices like wine And I'm hungry like the wolf
Burning the ground, I break from the crowd I'm on the hunt, I'm after you Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme I'm on the hunt, I'm after you Mouth is alive all running inside
While the rest prepare the meat, Shake pulls out the plate and utensils Talien gave him and starts to beat out a rasping beat, somewhat reminiscent of a washboard. Then he starts to sing phonetically:
Tried to amend my carnivorous habit Made it nearly 70 days Losing weight without speed, eating sunflower seeds Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up rays
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams Some kind of sensuous treat Not zucchini fettucini or bulgur wheat But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Cheeseburger in paradise Heaven on Earth with an onion slice Not too particular, not too precise I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heard about the oldtime sailor men They'd eat the same thing again and again Warm beer and bread, they said could raise the dead Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn
But times have changed for sailors these days When I'm in port, I get what I need Not just havanas or bananas or daiquiris But that American creation on which I feed
Cheeseburger in paradise Medium-rare with mustard'd be nice Heaven on Earth with an onion slice I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer Well, good God almighty which way do I steer
For my
Cheeseburger in paradise Making the best of every virtue and vice Worth every damn bit of sacrifice To get a cheeseburger in paradise
Get me a cheeseburger in paradise I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer Well, good God almighty which way do I steer?
"Don't know what any of that song means, but from what I have been told it is an ancient love song to meat."
While the rest prepare the meat, Shake pulls out the plate and utensils Talien gave him and starts to beat out a rasping beat, somewhat reminiscent of a washboard. Then he starts to sing phonetically:
Tried to amend my carnivorous habit Made it nearly 70 days Losing weight without speed, eating sunflower seeds Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up rays
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams Some kind of sensuous treat Not zucchini fettucini or bulgur wheat But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Cheeseburger in paradise Heaven on Earth with an onion slice Not too particular, not too precise I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heard about the oldtime sailor men They'd eat the same thing again and again Warm beer and bread, they said could raise the dead Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn
But times have changed for sailors these days When I'm in port, I get what I need Not just havanas or bananas or daiquiris But that American creation on which I feed
Cheeseburger in paradise Medium-rare with mustard'd be nice Heaven on Earth with an onion slice I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer Well, good God almighty which way do I steer
For my
Cheeseburger in paradise Making the best of every virtue and vice Worth every damn bit of sacrifice To get a cheeseburger in paradise
Get me a cheeseburger in paradise I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer Well, good God almighty which way do I steer?
"Don't know what any of that song means, but from what I have been told it is an ancient love song to meat."
(did the rest cure our one point of exhaustion?)
Warforged Fighter Talien
Arxius makes a face, knowing he is right, and removes her gloves to ready her bow. She aims for the biggest of the deer, taking a deep breath and letting it out slowly.
Attack: 24
Damage: 11
Arxius, Elven Simic Hybrid Ranger in Tales from the Yawning Portal
yep!
A clean kill. You strike the deer in the heart and it immediately falls to the ground. The rest of the deer quickly scatter dashing away from you and the river.
"Venison on the menu," Arxius says as she heads out to collect her arrow and the kill.
Arxius, Elven Simic Hybrid Ranger in Tales from the Yawning Portal
"Reminds me of a song," Shake says before breaking into what was once a very popular song in common.
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive, with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
High blood drumming on your skin, it's so tight
You feel my heat, I'm just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
A scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine, I'm after you
Mouth is alive, all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
Mouth is alive, with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
Shake - Fenris Worldsbane's Tales From the Yawning Portal: Sunless Citidal
Randy Doe - Water Deep: Dragon Heist
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Rees will move forward with Arxius to help with the deer.
Rees Changeling Rogue in Tales From the Yawning Portal: Sunless Citadel
Nikya Centaur Blood Hunter in Death House Halloween Oneshot
Alten will start gathering stuff for a fire.
"Fiction is the lie through which we tell the truth." A Camus
It's early morning.. stopping to cook the deer?
Unless we have a magical way of freezing or otherwise preserving the raw meet, you've got to at least cook it.
RL hunter here
"Fiction is the lie through which we tell the truth." A Camus
grom tells Alten to stop collecting wood and will snap his fingers and light a camp fire on the ground
Grombrindal "The White Dwarf" (Dwarf - Wizard) - Fenris_Worldsbane's Tales from the Yawning Portal

While the rest prepare the meat, Shake pulls out the plate and utensils Talien gave him and starts to beat out a rasping beat, somewhat reminiscent of a washboard. Then he starts to sing phonetically:
Made it nearly 70 days
Losing weight without speed, eating sunflower seeds
Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up rays
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini fettucini or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
They'd eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread, they said could raise the dead
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn
When I'm in port, I get what I need
Not just havanas or bananas or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed
Medium-rare with mustard'd be nice
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good God almighty which way do I steer
Making the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good God almighty which way do I steer?
"Don't know what any of that song means, but from what I have been told it is an ancient love song to meat."
Shake - Fenris Worldsbane's Tales From the Yawning Portal: Sunless Citidal
Randy Doe - Water Deep: Dragon Heist
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While the meat is cooking and everyone eats Talien will pack up camp.
Warforged Fighter Talien
lmao
The smell of cooking meat wafts through the morning air... someone please make a survival check.
Survival Check: 23
Arxius, Elven Simic Hybrid Ranger in Tales from the Yawning Portal
Across the river you spot a large brown shaggy form lumber from the treeline towards the river..
It get to the river and stops.. stands on its hind legs revealing it is about 8' tall when standing and lets out a monstrous roar...
It appears your little campfire has attracted a grizzly bear.
"Uhhh..." Rees carefully pulls an arrow from her quiver and readies her bow. "We have company. Just...be ready."
Rees Changeling Rogue in Tales From the Yawning Portal: Sunless Citadel
Nikya Centaur Blood Hunter in Death House Halloween Oneshot
Seeing what Rees is looking at, Shake tries to take cover in whatever brush or rocks are nearby.
Shake - Fenris Worldsbane's Tales From the Yawning Portal: Sunless Citidal
Randy Doe - Water Deep: Dragon Heist
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Make a stealth check please, lol.