The Exploits of Misfit Company

"Kasha, I live here. And these people are my friends, of course I'd dance with them!" Her attention gets pulled away for a moment when Bixby flirts with her. "Oh I like this one. Come! Dance with us!" She grabs you by the hands, Bixby, and pulls you into the circle. They don't tear you clothes off, but they do look at you expectantly as they dance around, waiting to see your moves.

Bixby returns Kasha's look with a cheeky smile. But before he can say more, he's dragged into the circle, which totally won't come back to bite, and says with feigned exasperation, "Oh if you insist. A few steps, if but to get in some exercise." Then in a snap of the fingers, Bixby's gloomy outfit changes from gloom and doom to a more loose fitting top, tight pants, at least bare feet to match that of his dancers.

"But afterwards, we have a meeting to attend... Now... let's see if I still now to do it." Despite the confidence shown, it soon to fade during the dance itself, which was far too stiff in places, and served as an all too keen reminder of the sort of bard Bixby was; a teller and keeper of stories, not some buffoon he was making himself out to be by trying to emulate the dances of his friends.

(Expending a BI for Universal Speech, affecting Unable to parse dice roll. of the eladrin's present. Of which at minimum will be Kasha Ma.)

Performance: Unable to parse dice roll..

Outfit(See Male):

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Yvan watches as Barney busts a move on Kasha’s own mother, completely dumbfounded.“W... What is happening...? Is this real?” He questions to himself. This... has to be a trick, right?  His look of disbelief doesn’t falter, even as the bard begins to dance with the elves. 

Insight(?): Unable to parse dice roll.

Kasha looks to Obsidian with a hopeless, exasperated look. As if he could or would provide any emotional support as the situation unfolded. "Is he flirting with her?" she squeaked out, unsure, trying to wrap her head around what was happening.

She didn't mind naked people, she was a druid, after all. She was half naked herself, most of the time with shorts too high and shirts too short. But when her mother was involved, that was another story. Kasha was definitely old enough to understand the birds and the bees..but this was getting weird - she thinks..?

She gave one last glance to Obsidian, hoping he would just say something to either confirm or deny her growing concern.

Obsidian shakes his head and sits on Kasha's foot, tail flicking back and forth.

Stella stifles a sigh and resolves to just make sure Barney doesn't make any bargains.

Yvan: It's hard to tell the exact intentions of anyone in the Feywild, since they rarely ever speak the full truth and operate on an almost alien set of morality, but you get the impression that Aelisandra is amused and intrigued by Bixby's flirting and dancing.

Bixby: Your performance isn't smooth, but at the very least it's got the attention of the eladrin and they aren't actively making fun of you. They cheer for you to continue dancing. Roll a DC21 Wisdom Saving Throw. 

Bixby: You feel an influence wash over you. Suddenly your body begins dancing wildly, ignoring any commands you might be giving it to stop or move in a more organized fashion.

Everyone else: You see Bixby suddenly begin to dance frenetically. It doesn't appear that he's in control of what his body is doing right now and you don't believe that he'll stop doing this any time soon. The eladrin resume dancing around in a circle.

Believe that perhaps -- just PERHAPS if he could pick up the pace a little, and maybe busts out a few more experimental dance manuevers. And in channeling his inner scientist, the results improve dramatically! Now he starts to throw in a few flips, and even split into the dance for good measure. "You know on the prime material, there's this thing called Breakdancing that's started become real popular. What do you think? Thought I'd give it a try." He says in between maneuvers that would allow him to actual catch a breathe.

Wis Save(DC 21): 18

Performance: 16

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"Barnacles, he's a..strange dancer." Kasha observed. "Or..having a seizure."

As you all watch Bixby dance wildly, he takes Unable to parse dice roll. points of psychic damage as his mind is overwhelmed by fey magic.

Alys would be frantically taking notes as she stumbles behind Yvan, trying to keep up with his strides. When the group would suddenly stop, she'd walk into the goliath being forced to stop. She'll peek out from behind the giant to finally lay her eyes on the scene unfolding before her. Her jaw would drop. "Guys, I brought the wrong drugs for this party." She'd start rummaging through her pack in hopes she might have harvested some magic mushrooms or salvia from the garden recently. Coming up short, Alys would pout a little bit for having to settle for her smoke. Not only that, she missed out on getting pulled into the group! "Well at least B is finally lightening up, even if it's to dip Kasha's mom. B's Planar Bingo, if you get my drift." She'd mutter, packing her pipe.

"First of all, it is generally in poor taste to have sex with a friend's parents. Secondly, we were warned against this behavior, so I think that perhaps we should be worried about Bixby's safety."

“Dip?!” Kasha blurts, getting more concerned by the minute. 

A look pain flashes across Bixby's face, followed by a resenting scowl. Then without word or even gesture, the changeling looked inward, channeling a taxing amount of psionic energy into at least suppressing whatever magic had overcome him.

Using Psionic Sorcerery, eliminating the Verbal...(DC 2)Unable to parse dice roll. and somatic components to cast Calm Emotions to try suppress any charmed affecting Bixby.

'What!? That didn't-.... Of course.... This bloody plane' He thought he squeezed his eyes shut, and braced himself for another backlash from what he assumed now to be the planes magic.

Wis Save(DC 21): Unable to parse dice roll..

"I tried that before." Alys would shrug, going back to her pipe. "My mom always told me "you make your bed, you sleep in it."" Unless B falls unconscious, Alys would wait for the others to act if they believe he's truly in danger.

"That's very interesting, Alys."

Bixby takes another Unable to parse dice roll. points of psychic damage as the fey magic continues to overwhelm his psyche. It's obvious to you all that continuing to participate in the dance will not end well for him. 

Wisdom Saving Throw(DC 21): Unable to parse dice roll..

"E.... Nough." Bixby states through gritted teeth, finally arresting some measure of control of his body to stop the dance. By that point he falls on the ground, breathing heavily, and is bleeding from nose. If any idle chatter had been noted, no words are forthcoming out of the changling. His only concerned was to take a few moments to just breathe and recovery his mental faculties.

“We should... probably help him...” Yvan mumbles to everyone else, looking down at the palm of his hand. “... One of you slap him?”

Seeing Bix nail that save, Yvan follows up with a “Nevermind.”

"That's what you get for dipping on my mom." Kasha said to Bix, huffing. Then she turned to her mother. "Mother, what the hecking heckery is going on here? Stop hurting my friend."  

Several exclamations of disappointment come out from the eladrin as you stop dancing and collapse to the ground. "We were all enjoying watching you dance. Why'd you stop?" She looks at Kasha and responds to her question, genuinely unsure of why she's so serious. "I'm just having a dance party with my friends! Am I not allowed to be your mom and have fun?"