The Exploits of Misfit Company

Reaction: Cast (1st level)Shield vs Stinger, making AC 24.

After narrowly deflecting the tail off an arcane barrier, Bixby pulls seemingly out of his own shadow a pitch black greatsword. One he wields with absolute ease, and has no problem joining Yvan in the fray with to try and cutting it down with extremely deadly intent.

Bonus Action: Cast (4th level)Cutting Wit.

Action: Cast (Cantrip)Punchline on Purple Worm.
(Burning Inspiration)Attack: 21 Damage: 20 of Psychic and Thunder. And if spends any movement, it takes an additional 10 Thunder damage.
'Empowering' and spending 1 sorcery point to re-roll damage from Shadow Blade, turning the 2s and 4 into 11, making the new total: 23.

Alys would let out a breath she hadn't realized she was holding in worry. Her heart was pounding so hard, she could swear she could hear it beat against her rib cage. Watching everyone take formation with ease, as a team, the elf would inhale a fresh breath. Shield in one hand, the wizard will fan out taking place on Yvan's other side, joining him, B, Stella and soon to be Kashasaurus in melee. The cleric will plant her feet firmly into the sand, and with a flourish of her wand that would make a sailor scout proud, Alys would command a barrage of glowing darts to blast the legendary beast.

7th level cast (That's 8 darts right? If I can math.): 5 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 3 | = 29 damage

GiantKashasaurus(16),Stella(15),Alys(15),Vastra(13),Obsidian(13),Bixby(11),Yvan(10),Aryn(4),PurpleWorm(1)(311)

All hits!

The Worm uses a legendary action to sting Kashasaurus!

Attack: 25 Damage: 16

If it hits, you need to make a DC19 Con Save to take half of 42 poison

Con:14

Kashasaurus bites the Worm

Attack: 19 Damage: 36 plus 4

Then swings its tail

Attack: 18 Damage: 20 plus 4

Vastra casts Fireball on the worm.

30

18

The Worm will try to eat Yvan again

Attack: 31 Damage: 23 If it hits, you need to make a DC19 Dex Save or be eaten

And Sting Alys!

Attack: 17 Damage: 23 If it hits, you need to make a DC19 Con Save to take half of 46 poison damage.

GiantKashasaurus(16),Stella(15),Alys(15),Vastra(13),Obsidian(13),Bixby(11),Yvan(10),Aryn(4),PurpleWorm(1)(123)

 Bixby takes one side-long look at the now Ancient Dragon Sized Kasha, looks over the purple worm, and then looks at the dinky blade in hand. "I... see I'm not needed here." The blade gets cast over the shoulder as the changeling decided to disengage from the chaos, or at least as far as he dared prior to taking up a sort of ready to triage situation, assuming any appear to need it.

Action/Movement: Disengage and move 30ft away from the purple worm.

When the worm aims to bite down at Yvan again, a forest green magical energy surrounds the barbarian's frame before lashing out at the creature!

Reaction: Arcane Rebuke - 9 force damage!

 Dex Save: 14

Out of habit, Yvan had looked to see how everyone had been fairing, relieved to see that no one had gotten too injured so far. However once he brings his gaze back on the creature itself, he realizes its gaping maw had been aimed right at him again, unable to get out of the way fast enough. "Ah, fu--"

NOM!

Stella narrows her eyes as the worm swallows Yvan. "Spit it out!" she orders, attacking the worm. In the corner of her eye, she sees Bix exiting the battle and makes an irritated noise, but focuses on her attacks.

Attack: 11 Damage: 12

Attack: 17 Damage: 12

Annoyed sneak attack: 19

At the top of Yvan's turn, he takes 16 acid damage and is blinded and restrained by the tightness of the worms stomach.

Ultrasaurus Kasha makes it a point to let out a bellowing spittle showering roar at everyone, especially the worm, and charges with Obsidian steering. She opens her maw wide and attacks, then swinging her tail, or vice versa. She makes a somewhat concentrated effort to not chew where she thinks Yvan might be.

Tail Attack: 28 Damage: 30
Bite Attack: 14 Damage: 33

Alys would frown as B would remove himself from battle. "B!" Was he really insecure over a little blade? He was wrong. He was needed just as much as any one else here. She never doubted it. And sure enough, the moment she took her eyes off the worm, Yvan gets snatched up "Yvan!" The worms stinger will slam into the clerics shield but the elf would stand her ground, her feet sinking into the sand. She would look up at the giant worm and could feel panic creep up. But still standing with her was loyal Kashasaurus, the swifty Stella and fiery Vastra backing them up. Alys' resolve would harden hearing Stella's order on the worm. "You heard her!" She'll spank her shield with her wand as if to taunt it. "Drop him!" The wizard will fire off her own magical barrage of missiles.

lvl 5 Magic Missiles: 28

GiantKashasaurus(16),Stella(15),Alys(15),Vastra(13),Obsidian(13),Bixby(11),Yvan(10),Aryn(4),PurpleWorm(1)(123)

Stella misses! Kasha's first attack hits! Alys' missiles hit! Bixby pussies out!

GiantKashasaurus(16),Stella(15),Alys(15),Vastra(13),Obsidian(13),Bixby(11),Yvan(10),Aryn(4),PurpleWorm(1)(73)

Yvan had felt completely imprisoned. This situation only reminded him of a time before, where he were in a small room, shackles locked onto his wrists, a collar tight on his neck chaining him to the wall like he were some sort of animal. He hated this sensation. He worked hard to break out of it, but here he was again. He couldn't see, could barely hear anything outside of disgusting wet and sploshy noises, but when he felt the constriction of muscle tighten around him, the acid that coated the walls of the creatures throat burning and seeping deep into his skin, a grunt makes it past his lips at the pain and he is able to repress panic from settling in.

If he was able to get out before, he could do it again, and this time he wasn't alone. It would be hard to hurt the thing from inside as it tightened around him, but he would try to at least carve a way out if possible!

Reckless (to cancel out the first attacks disadvantage) + GWM (on first attack)
Attack: 23 Damage: 27 + 6 cold damage on hit
Attack: Unable to parse dice roll. Damage: 14 + 3

GiantKashasaurus(16),Stella(15),Alys(15),Vastra(13),Obsidian(13),Bixby(11),Yvan(10),Aryn(4),PurpleWorm(1)(73)

Yvan's first attack hits.

Con:22

The worm is distressed by Yvan attacking its' insides, but manages to keep from vomiting.

Vastra casts Fireball at 5th level!

31

9

GiantKashasaurus(16),Stella(15),Alys(15),Vastra(13),Obsidian(13),Bixby(11),Yvan(10),Aryn(4),PurpleWorm(1)(9)

The worm attempts to bite Vastra!

Attack: 20 Damage: 17

Dex:10

It also attempts to sting Stella!

Attack: 31 Damage: 19 If it hits, make a DC19 Con Save to take half of 38

Vastra gets vored and takes 19 acid damage. So does Yvan.

 GiantKashasaurus(16),Stella(15),Alys(15),Vastra(13),Obsidian(13),Bixby(11),Yvan(10),Aryn(4),PurpleWorm(1)(9)

Yvan is gonna keep trying to carve a way out, for his and Vastra’s sake now!

Reckless (to cancelling out disadvantage on first attack) + GWM
Attack: 18 Damage: 26 + 7 cold damage on hit
Attack: 11 Damage: 18 + 2 

Ultrasaurus Kash begins to bite the worm, eating it from the outside in, trying to free Yvan and Vasta like a dog trying to find or bury a bone, just much more messily. Occassionally, Obsidian will peek over her shoulder from his “seat” to see, like a construction worker driving a large forklift.

If or when they are both free, she will erupt in a joyous roar of triumph and nuzzle each one of them. She remains in dinobot mode as long as practically possible, holding back as best she can the urge to eat one (or two) of her teammates.

Though he hadn't reacted by much seeing Yvan go down the gullet, seeing the same happen to Vastra elicited at least a small wince from the Bard. But seeing it weakened, he continued to hang back until its fall. At which point he warily approached once more and quietly wait until Kasha had excavated or Yvan had pulled himself and Vastra free of the beast. "It is good to see you both alive and... relatively well.... Ahem... I'll see to your injuries now. When a humble bard...~" He plays a quick little upbeat diddy for Vastra, seeing to her injuries first before looking over the others... from a fair distance.

True to his word, more or less, he yet still intended to avoid forcing his more direct presence on others as much as possible. So unless dire, he awkwardly offer in a hand reached out to those yet still injured, or until Alys saw to it.

What does Bixby know about Purple Worms: 21. (+6 more if Arcana would apply)

(@DM: Casting from Canaith Mandolin a (3rd level)Cure Wounds on Vastra, restoring 21.)

With Kashasaurs' help, Yvan finds himself about the carve out a gash large enough for him and Vastra to slip out of the dead worm's stomach, covered in blood, some weird slick, and Gods know what else. He ensures that Vastra is okay and is tended to prior to dealing with his own injuries, the acid still stinging at his skin. If anything, it was a good indication that he was still alive. After the nuzzle from the huge ass dinosaur, the goliath lays down in the hot sand, eyes closed as he takes a minute to control his breathing, all while muttering, "I really do hate it here..."

Bixby: As best you know, Purple Worms eat and digest their food the same way any other creature does and any treasure that they may have eaten on accident is lying in a steaming pile of worm shit.

Vastra pets the Kashasaurus and casts Prestidigitation on herself and Yvan.

Alys would be holding her breath yet again as Vastra gets swallowed up as well. "No! Vastra!"  A plea would escape her lips as she would scramble her feet out of the sand in panic at the thought of losing another one. The elf would look up with hopeful blue eyes as Ultrakasharex would shred and tear at the worm. Her breath would be trapped in her throat until Kasha would let out a sound of joy, nuzzling at their gut coated friends. The cleric would practically trip her way over to the group, eyes darting frantically in assessment of the pair.

Medicine if needed: 21

As her eyes would fall over them, some despair would wash over, clouding her eyes. I'm not a real cleric. I'm not a real healer. Alys would swallow feeling her hands shake. She'd blink to look over at B who provided Vastra with a heal. It would calm her a little. Looking back over her mentor and protector, and scanning the others to double check them too, the elf would bring herself to her knees by them. She'd wait for Vastra to use her extremely handy tidy cleany magic to clear them of all the goo.

Mutters and mumblings of apologies would leave the wizards lips as she'd review and tend to them to the best of her abilities.

If poisoned, Alys will use her staff of healing to cure it: Lesser Restoration

Alys will then pull out the healing kit Yvan and her stocked before beginning the trip. As if a way to calm her own anxieties, Alys would methodically go through the cleaning of the wounds, suturing them if needed, and bandaging them explaining what she did along the way, before she'd top them off with healing from her own magic reserves.

Healing Kit 1/10 on Vastra: 8 + hit dice
Healing Kit 2/10 on Yvan: 5 + hit dice

Cure Wounds on Vastra: 6 + 4 Life
Cure Wounds on Yvan: 21 + 6 Life

Con ST: 18

Stella grunts and falls back as the worm dies. She gives Yvan a faint smile. "Nice one." She then sits on the sand a little way from the corpse and spreads the healing salve she picked up at the fort on her sting wound, alleviating some of the acid burns.

Using one use of keoghtom's ointment to regain 6 hit point.

Feeling the blood and goop get magically cleaned from his frame, the sting of the acid subsiding thankfully, gets him to crack an eye open to look at Vastra. "Thank you," He mumbles quietly, then to Stella's compliment, he gives a light chuff and returns her faint smile with one of his own, "Thanks." After having observed Vastra getting tended to by both Bixby (the changeling earning himself a thankful nod for Vastra's lack of one) and Alys, the barbarian seems to ease a bit. "Is everyone else alright? ... Stella?" He glances over to the rogue, having remembered she had gotten hit herself, but thankfully had been taking care of herself with her own ointment. "Nice fancy footwork, by the way." He mentions referring to her easily avoiding becoming worm food.

When it came to tending to his wounds, he would sit up to make it easier for Alys to clean up. There is a quiet hiss that escapes him once she gets to work using the healer's kit on him, though he quickly looks to relax at the much needed medical attention. He would watch her, listen intently to what she had to say in hopes it would stick and he could possibly help her the next time had it not been him that gotten hurt the next time around (which was highly unlikely, but nonetheless). However, when apology after apology would slip out of her lips, he would place a gentle hand on her lap to get her attention.

"Hey," He says softly. "You have nothing to apologize for. You're doing great." If she allows it, his hand would rest there for comfort and assurance, hoping to ease whatever nerves or anxieties may be plaguing their cleric at the time. When she looked to be done, Yvan would give a look over himself, then look to the blonde with a small smile. "Thank you, Alys."