The Exploits of Misfit Company

Wis save: 11

The elf just cannot wrap her mind around that bork!

Without further hesitation, Alys would move in as Stella completes her attacks. She'd place a gentle hand against her shoulder whispering almost in a tune beneath her breath. "Co eam un thlock tlith si. Sloul thleack."

Cure wounds: 32 heals to Stella

Yvan winces at the bark, stopping him briefly from getting out his sword for the fight before them. 

Wis Save: 7

He sucks in a sharp breath soon after and enters a rage!

Wild Surge: 8

Arcane energy taps into the minds of those around you. Each creature within 30 feet of you must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or you see a glimpse of the creature’s thoughts, learning how it plans to attack you. As a result, the creature has disadvantage on attack rolls against you until the start of your next turn.

Yvan is unable to think on whether or not these things even have a brain prior to lashing out at Borkus1!

Attack: 19 Damage: 17 + Ice Damage 5
Attack: 22 Damage: 15 + Ice Damage 8

DC16 WIS: 24

"Bad doggies!" 

Faerie Fire time. DC16 DEX.

 Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(66),Fistborkus2(18)(180),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3(4)(180),Obsidian(3)

Fistborkus3 attacks Yvan and Alys

Yvan

Attack: 22 Damage: 20 plus 14

Alys

Attack: 18 Damage: 22 plus 11

Dex:19
Dex:9
Dex:13

Wisdom:16

Disadvantage if it fails:16

  Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(66),Fistborkus2FAERIEFIRED(18)(180),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3FAERIEFIRED(4)(180),Obsidian(3)

"No!" Kasha shouts during the fight. "Bad! Stop attacking us! Bad dogs!" 

Obsidian helps Kasha.

As the barrier of shadow fades from existence Bixby reached back to pluck a few stringers of his Mandolin. "If you will not cease your function on your own, then do begone from my sight." He demands flatly, and yet with such unsettling conviction even to damper the dog(?) spirit. Though as if that weren't enough, two would soon feel as if a giant invisible hand had grab them by the nape and was trying to pull them up into the air.

Upon success of which, Bixby promptly stepped further away from his hounder, ready to let them fall once Yvan looked ready to strike.

Bonus Action: Unsettling Words on FistBorkus(1), reducing its next Saving Throw by 1.

Action: Cast from Cannaith Mandolin (2nd level)Levitate, augmenting it with Twinned Metamagic(2sp) to target both FistBorkus(1) and (2). Con Saving Throw(DC 15) or be moved 15 feet into the air.

Movement(if not in melee): As far from immediate danger as possible with 30ft of movement.

Vastra tosses a lightning bolt at the Fistborkuses!

Dex:19
Dex:16
Dex:21

Con:22
Con:26

32

Fistborkus1 goes up in the air.

Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(39),Fistborkus2FAERIEFIRED(18)(153),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3FAERIEFIRED(4)(167),Obsidian(3)

6

Fistborkus barks again!

21 DC16 Wisdom Save for half 

Vastra:15

Fistborkus 2 attacks Vastra and Kasha!

Vastra

Attack: 29 Damage: 13 plus 14

9

Kasha

Attack: 21 Damage: 18 plus 11

Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(39),Fistborkus2FAERIEFIRED(18)(153),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3FAERIEFIRED(4)(167),Obsidian(3)

Headache time: 17

Stella continues trying to kill FB2.

Attack: 22 Damage: 24, bless 2

Attack: 24 Damage: 14, 1

Snek: 26

Crit snek: 17

Wis Save(DC 16): 13.

Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(39),Fistborkus2FAERIEFIRED(18)(66),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3FAERIEFIRED(4)(167),Obsidian(3)

Portents cause whoops: 20 | 13
(Please correct me if I have rolled them, but I don't believe I have?)

Sporting her new mithral plate, Alys was able to move with more flexibility, allowing her to dodge F3s attack on her with ease.

Wis Save: 11

These foes were pressing hard and weren't going to relent. The elf would clench her teeth as they continued to press their attacks against her friends. Alys would move in to take position at Yvan's side. She'd impose herself between fistborkuses and Bixby and/or Vastra. The cleric would reach out to point towards Fistborkus 1 and a bell tolls in the distance. She calls upon the dead to try their hand at clawing the borking fist.

Toll the Dead Wise Save DC 16 or take: 23

Headache Begone: 20

Yvan is able to suppress the mental attack to the best of his ability, and there is a guttural growl that erupts from the back of his throat in response to the bark itself. He briefly acknowledges Alys' presences beside him with an approving glance before looking ready to attack Borkus1 when Bix drops him and Hoodini swoops in to distract him!

Attack: 24 Damage: 15 + Ice Damage 4
Attack: 29 Damage: 15 + Ice Damage 3

"No!" Kasha continued to bork. "Bad dog! Ba-OAWWW!!!" the hand crush broke bone. She twisted and managed to shake the borkus off from her forearm, her skin twisted and her forearm at a funny angle. She winced at the pain and stumbled back. Fighting back tears of stinging pain, she thrust her hands into the pockets of her short shorts, and pulled them out out - making her hands look like she just drew two guns. She squinted and assumed a pose.

"It's haaaiiiiiiiiggghhhh noon, *****es.." she threatened in a cowboy voice, and aimed at everyone. With each shot, she yelled, "PEW! PEW! PEW!" and everyone got hit at least once or twice with a peanut of healing. When hit, healing energies rippled from the impact side and mended wounds and conditions alike.

Everyone restore 19 + 9 hit points.

She brought her finger gun tips to her mouth and blew once, then, winked at the camera as her forearm mended magical.

The instructions were clear, and she listened. Through magic, images appeared.

Behold, my daughter. Through the wonders of space and time the multiverse and it's inhabitants shape and mold past, present, and future. As special as it's life forms are, this particular one had sacrificed everything to save her people, and died. Now, transformed through the wonders of divine intervention and will, her life has started anew. In the past, her soul intertwined and touched many others, and you have been chosen, now, for an important task. It is time you know of the debt we owe to her people, and learn how you shall repay it for twenty cycles of the sun. You will watch over her but only from a distance. You will guide her. Protect her. And most of all..love her. However, she must not see you for who you truly are until the twenty first cycle. Those are the terms from her world. Do you understand, my child?   

"Yes, mother. I do."

Then go. Discover not only can you influence those who deal with you directly, as a Misfit, but also those who will never see you, or know you like your friends do.

"Yes, mother."

Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(39),Fistborkus2FAERIEFIRED(18)(66),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3FAERIEFIRED(4)(167),Obsidian(3)

Wisdom:19

Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(39),Fistborkus2FAERIEFIRED(18)(66),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3FAERIEFIRED(4)(154),Obsidian(3)

Fistborkus3 attacks Yvan and Bixby

Attack: 18 Damage: 24 plus 13

On Bixby

Attack: 12 Damage: 19 plus 13

Reaction: Cast (1st level)Naw Bro vs FistBorkus3.

Obsidian keeps Helping Kasha (which it can be assumed he does the rest of the battle).

For the first time in a good long while, Bixby had looked at Kasha with more than either apathy, tiredness, or seeming resigned to defeat. For a moment, the man appeared confused following the healing peanut, but would soon have to look sharply to the nearby Fistborkus to focus on manifesting a shield of shadow. 

"This is likely a fruitless effort, but-..." He trailed off from there, and made a pulling motion at the melting shield, transforming it into a cutlass of pure shadow. "Let's see how you fair against this!" Is added as the blade is already in motion to try and cut the creature down.

Bonus Action: Cast (2nd level)Shadow Cutlass.

Action: Cast (Cantrip)Sundering Cutlass on FistBorkus(3).
Attack: 12 Damage: 33 psychic and thunder damage. Plus an additional 7 thunder damage if it willing moves.

Vastra tosses out a Fireball

46

Dex:20
Dex:11
Dex:22

Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(23),Fistborkus2FAERIEFIRED(18)(34),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3FAERIEFIRED(4)(122),Obsidian(3)

3

Fistborkus2 attacks Stella and Vastra!

Stella

Attack: 18 Damage: 19 plus 17

On Vastra

Attack: 28 Damage: 15 plus 4

7

Fistborkus1 is unable to do anything as it levitates! Fistborkus2 hits Stella and one of Vastra's images!

Vastra(26),Bixby(20),Hoodini(18),Fistborkus1(20)(23),Fistborkus2FAERIEFIRED(18)(34),Yvan(18),Stella(16),Kasha(12),Alys(8),Fistborkus3FAERIEFIRED(4)(122),Obsidian(3)