The Exploits of Misfit Company

Oh no: 8

Yvan had been taking too much and that final breath attack was the nail on the coffin for him. He tries to withstand it, but finds himself unable to repress the mental attack. He, for the first time in a long time is brought down to his knees, and despite the will and want to protect, he is unable to any longer.

Their guardian falls unconscious.

WIS: 12

Nope. Too much damage. Kasha pops out of her saurus form and flops around to the ground from the damage.

Bite: Attack: 26 Damage: 44
Tail: Attack: 25 Damage: 15

For her turn, she then casts Polymorph on herself again and resumes the fight, scooping Obsidian up and charging back into the fray.

No.

She gets up and takes a bottle of hand sanitizer out, rapidly pumping a huge glob of it on her hands with a loud QWK QWK QWK. She rubs her hands violently together, and they get soaking wet. "Social distancing!" she screams and claps her hands loudly together, once, getting everyone within thirty feet of her wet. "Oh, Doctor Nutsacks!" she screams out, calling someone. A medical squirrel comes running into the fray. "Oh, hello again, Ka-"

"Code blue! Stat!" she yelled, interrupting him, pointing at Yvan. The squirrel doctor, took out some hand sanitizer and pumped some of it into Yvan's mouth. 

Mass Cure Wound: Everyone heals for 14
Healing Spirit on Yvan: 17

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(297),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Vastra(7)

Alys felt panic immediately begin to well up inside her as Garathyr opens his mouth to blast them with his breath.

Wis save: 16 

No! A pair of tears would break away. But the source wasn’t the pain that rushed through her body, but the sense of sorrow, self disappointment and fear of loss that hit her after the dragons breath. Alys would go to lurch forward in her initial panic, but would stop in her tracks when she’d hear Kasha shout for Nutsacks and shower them in hand sanitizer. She’d blink.

Feeling her chest stutter as it’d rise and fall, Alys would hastily sniffle and wipe her cheeks. Get your shit together Alys... The Misfits can do this... She’d take a couple shaky steps forward to bring herself to Yvan’s side. I’m so sorry... The elf would reach, offering to help him back to being steady on his feet after Kasha’s critical mending. “We’re okay...” She’d assure him, “Are you?”

Casting: Haste
BA: Healing Word Heal: 17 

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(297),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Vastra(7)

 It had only been a few seconds since he had gone down, and in those few seconds he sees the armored figure again, standing before him. Their gaze bears down into Yvan's core as he hears a single word uttered from under their breath. "Again."

Yvan's eyes shot open when he feels the mending and tending to his wounds. He lets out a pained groan as he begins to get himself to his feet, thanking the... squirrel? ... Was he actually dead? Then he feels a warmth beside him, followed by a familiar scent and voice. Alys. It takes him a moment to answer, trying to get the world to stop spinning around him. He needed to focus and get back in there. No way were they going to let this thing get the better of them.

"I'm... I'm okay now," He answers finally, a crooked smile on his face. "Thank you, Alys... and squirrel." He gives a nod down to Kasha's furry friend. His gaze then returns to Alys, smile fading. "You... You should get to a safe distance. I don't want you to get hurt... because of me..." 

Whether or not Alys stayed beside him, he trusted that she knew what she was doing. She was smart and strong, just as the rest of them were. He would give her a final look, then push forward back into the fight.

BA - Rage - Wild Surge: 1

Necrotic energy bursts from you. Dragon boi takes 3 necrotic damage and I get temp HP babey!

Yvan brings his sword down upon Garathyr!

Action 1 - Attack: 16 Damage: 17 + 1 pls let me hit and impress Alys
Action 2 - Attack: 19 Damage: 15 + 2 pls
Action 3 (Haste) - Attack: 25 Damage: 18 + 2 pls i wanna go to prom with her :(

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(277),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Vastra(7)

As a bonus action, Garathyr is going to make Stella roll another DC15 Int Save as he tries to heal himself.

Then he attacks.

On Vastra

Attack: 28 Damage: 15

On Yvan

Attack: 24 Damage: 15

On Alys

Attack: 20 Damage: 19

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(277),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Vastra(7)

Vastra casts Polymorph on Kasha again and makes her a T-Rex.

I hate this *****: 17

"Oh, you are most welcome!" Dr. Nutsacks thanked Yvan. "Don't forget to brush your teeth and eat a diet low in carbs! The taste in your mouth should dissipate shortly!"

RAARRGGGHHH!!! FRIENDS IN DANGER. MUST EAT QUICKLY.

Bite: Attack: 15 Damage: 29
Tail: Attack: 13 Damage: 23

Wow that's ass. 52 damage wasted.

Dr. Nutsacks squirts sanitizer in anyone who needs 14 healing.

'Safe. Keep them Safe. Must stay Safe. We owe them? YOU OWE THEM! But why should we care? You mean.. him? Always safe... Must be safe.'

Bixby visibly gritted his teeth as maddening whispers begun to now gnaw at the surface, debating merits that had nothing to do with them. Not anymore. He dared not push any further, for instinctively, such an act would only rile them up. So, he pretended, and further against better judgement, resolved himself to get in close to the dragon, calling out a healing word for Yvan along the way.

"Eporium Revolucian-o!" He commanded after sliding at the side of the Dragon. Instantly, a tower would snap into being, smashing right into the side of the dragon in its rapid growth, if not clipping it. Without a missing a beat, Bixby continued on at least past the front door of the fortress of admantine walls decorated by jagged cornered side ensemble.

Movement: Closer to Dragon.

Bonus Action: Cast (3rd level)Healing Word on Vastra, restoring 10 HP.

Action: Activate Belzo's Tower, inflicting 56 bludgeoning damage to Garathyr or 1/2 as much on a successful Dexterity Save(DC 15).

Movement(remaining): Into Tower.

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(277),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Vastra(7)

Dex:20

 Stella only takes 1 point of Intelligence damage as Garathyr only  regains 10 HP.

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(259),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Vastra(7)

Alys would offer Yvan the most confident nod of assurance she could. Out of the corner of her eye, the elf would catch the skull glowing once again, just as Garathyr would look a little renewed. Her brows would furrow. Is he syphoning her life force? Her eyes would widen a little with the realization. The wizard would move to react, only for the dragon to swipe her back.

Fighting the ringing in her ears and her vision from blacking out, Alys would stagger back to her feet. A sense of relief would wash over her as Kashasaurus would re emerge with ferocity so quickly after her caring magic. Furthermore, a small grin would grow on her face as she’d witness B’s resolve, pulling a new trick out of his hat. Alys had so much to learn from him.

“Breathe Alys...” She’d close her eyes for a moment to take a breath, preparing herself for what she was about to do. She needed to save Stella... regardless of what it meant for her mom...

BA: Healing Word: 22 

Taking her sword in both hands, Alys would lift it up and drive it into the crystalline skull.

Attack: Attack: 20 Damage: 7 + 6 lightning

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(259),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Vastra(7)

The skull shatters, returning what remains of Stella's mind to her body. (Roll initiative for Stella, you can act in the next round.) The ghost of Alys' mom also appears, but that's something that can be resolved after the battle.

At least my Dex ain't reduced this time: 12

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(259),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Stella(12),Vastra(7)

Sentinel: Attack: 30 Damage: 22 + 1 don’t hurt my friends >:(((

There was relief that quickly swept over him seeing Stella get up from her place. She’s okay... He assures, readying up another set of attacks, however at the corner of his eye he sees someone else. Someone familiar yet... unfamiliar. That must be... He gives a glance over to Alys before turning his gaze back upon the dragon. We need to end this soon.

Reckless + GWM: 

Action 1 - Attack: 22 Damage: 28 +  6 Power 
Action 2 - Attack: 21 Damage: 27 + 8 of

Haste - Attack: 22 Damage: 26 + 4 Friendship!

Brute Crit: 6

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(131),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Stella(12),Vastra(7)

With no method of regaining hit points and outnumbered six-to-one, Garathyr disengages and flies deeper into the cave. 

Sentinel to stop him from running like a punk *****: Attack: 26 Damage: 19 + 7 pls hit

”No you DON’T.”

Yvan(21),Garathyr(20)(106),Obsidian(19),Bixby(17),Alys(15),Kasha(14),Hoodini(14),Stella(12),Vastra(7)

Obsidian Helps Kasha.

Stella groans and rolls to her feet, then glares at the dragon. "No." She unsheathes her blades and goes for the little *****.

Attack: 29 Damage: 16

Attack: 26 Damage: 12

Snek: 29