The Exploits of Misfit Company

Stella’s voice would snap Alys back to focus. “Right!” With pink cheeks she’d look back forward. “Looks like it’s going the same way we are.” She’d look back to Courage. “Are we ready kids?!” The hazed wizard would try to add a little pep to her mood and distract herself from being caught staring. What’d he put in those bars? She’d hook Kasha’s arm in hers to tug her along to skip down the path.

"Aye aye, Captain!" Kasha would scream in a childlike voice. "Woop!" she'd said, then giggle as her and Alys frolicked down the path.

Courage looks between the path of destruction and their own course, and then chuckles to himself. "Huh... Imagine that." He half-mutters as he follows along after the rest. "Indeed we are, uh, Cap'n Alys." The tiefling awkwardly adds aloud, picking up the pace as needed.

Stella smiles and pops her own bar into her bag, giving Courage a thumbs up as she lopes after the others.

As you pass through the forest, it starts to incline as the terrain becomes more mountainous. As it does, you see two mounds of snow rapidly approaching you until they're about 30 feet away, at which point two Remorhazes pop out of the ground, ready to attack!

Vastra:20
Remorhaz1:19
Remorhaz2:6

What a shock!: 25

Meow meow: 17

Courage Initiative: 7.

But why two :( 14

But we should wait a half hour after eating to avoid cramps: 8 
Hooters: 10 is snoozin’ in Yvan’s furs. 

Ass ass titties titties ass n titties: 18

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(195),Courage(7),Remorhaz1(6)(195),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

"Faerie Fire!" Kasha leapt up into the air, legs and arms erect, as if finishing a cheerleading move.

DEX save DC16

Dex:6
Dex:16

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(195),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(195),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Stella goes for the one that failed against FF.

Sneak: 24 Damage: 17

Attack: 25 Damage: 19

*****: 20

Dicebot work

Oh right, adv: 30, 15

Alys will cast Haste on Yvan.

When Hoodini wakes, he will help Yvan. 

Yvan rolls his shoulders after feeling Alys' spell take effect on his body. "Thank you," He says to the wizard, taking out his blade. "Be careful, Hoodini." He warns the familiar snoozing in his furs.

New Wild Surge: 3  

 (Ooh, thats fun)

At the sight of a giggling pixie appearing near one of the Remorhaz, Yvan gives a confused look, but he shakes it off and attacks!

On the Remorhaz with FF:
Action 1 - Attack: 18 Damage: 16 + Frosty damage 4
Action 2 - Attack: 17 Damage: 14 + Frozone Damage 1
Hastey Honey - Attack: 26 Damage: 13 + Ice Pun Damage 7

Exploding Pixie: DC15 Dex or take 3 force damage

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(127),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(195),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Dex:16

Vastra casts Enlarge Person on Yvan.

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(127),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(195),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Remorhaz2 bites larger lad Yvan!

Attack: 13 Damage: 55 plus 6

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(127),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(195),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Courage slams his fist together a couple of times, causing them to spark first with electricity for a few moments, but then the one stabilizes and began emitting a wavy field of energy around it. "First, you tenderize the meat!" He chuckled as he raced forward intending to deck the one attacking Yvan, and then moved on to punch the other. Each one struck is one that feels a sudden sensation disorientation trying to strike anyone but Courage, as the magic inherit in the gauntlets disrupts their thoughts.

Action: Thunder, Thunder, THUNDER FIST! AHOY!
(Lethal)Thunder Gauntlet - Attack: 17 Damage: 7 Thunder damage to Remorhaz(1)
(Lethal)Thunder Gauntlet - Attack: 28 Damage: 12 Thunder damage to Remorhaz(2)

Upon hit, until the start of Courage's next turn, all attacks made by creature are at disadvantage when targeting anyone but Courage.

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(122),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(183),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Remorhaz1 attempts to bite Stella!

Attack: 19 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. plus 12 fire and you're grappled.

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(122),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(183),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Obsidian Helps Kasha and will do so for the entirety of this battle.