The Exploits of Misfit Company

Obsidian leaps into Kasha's hand and sits. She holds him up as high as she can like doing a one handed press and makes some triumphant noises with her mouth.

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(122),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(183),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Stella goes for R1.

Attack: 29 Damage: 17

Attack: 31 Damage: 17

Snek: 23

Crit snek: 20

Alys will Toll the Dead on R2.

Wis DC 16 or take 23 

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(122),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(106),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Wis:7

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(101),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(106),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Yvan takes a quick glance at Courage and Stella, who clearly brought their A game to this fight, and using that to fuel his want to do better as well, he brushes off the bite on him and continues to hack at R1!

Action 1 - Attack: 29 Damage: 13 + Cold swords 2 + Thicc Boi 2
Action 2 - Attack: 20 Damage: 10 + are really cool 7 + More damage die 2
HH - Attack: 18 Damage: 14 + Haha please laugh 7 + I hope I hit something 2

Like a Night Elf in WoW, Kasha raised both of her arms up, making fists, and cried, "Moonbeam!"

A bright large beam of magical burning moonlight slammed down upon RenandStimpy1!

DC16 CON save for half of 30 radiant damage.

Con:14
Con:9

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(84),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(61),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Remorhaz2 attacks Courage!

Attack: 23 Damage: 45 plus 9 fire and if it hits, Courage is grappled

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(84),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(61),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Vastra casts Lightning Bolt at the Remorhazes, but that's not going to change the outcome of the previous round.

29

Dex:7
Dex:20

Even with his natural resistance and dampening field in place, Courage cried out in agony from the maw of the creature. He didn't have the name Courage for nothing however, as he's soon after finds it and the resolve to reactivate dampening field to push off some of the pressure. Then at another command, electricity generated by glyphs throughout the armor gathered to the dull Onyx gem center of his chest piece, building and condensing into until the gem glowed, until finally bursting from it as one thick stream of power!

Bonus Action: Activate Defensive Field, gaining 12 Temp HP.

Action: Activate Lightning Bolt Matrix, inflicting 23 Lightning Damage to both(if possible,#2 if not). Dex Save(DC 16) for 1/2 damage.

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(84),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(61),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Dex:10
Dex:5

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(68),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(30),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Remorhaz1 tries to bite Stella again!

Attack: 19 Damage: 49 plus 13 and you're grappled

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(84),Courage(7),Remorhaz1FAERIEFIRED(6)(61),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

"Well, there goes our new chef." Kasha said to Obsidian, who nodded solemnly. 

That misses Stella. She works on killing R1.

Attack: 17 Damage: 18

Attack: 27 Damage: 6

Snek: 30

Alys will Toll the Dead again on R2. 

Wis DC 16 or take 5 

Kasha makes a dramatic gesture with her hands and arms, moving the beam to Ravioli2.

"Sorry you didn't get to help much this time, little buddy." Kasha said to Obsidian.

DC16 CON save for half of 42 radiant damage.

With R1 taken care of, Yvan will move onto attacking R2 with the others!

Action 1 (with help from the local Hooters) - Attack: 19 Damage: 11 + Ice 2 + Is Courage okay? 1
Action 2 - Attack: 18 Damage: 13 + Icey D 5 + Drink some soup 1
HeHe - Attack: 26 Damage: 15 + I need new material 5 + It's just a flesh wound 2

Dex:3
Dex:15

Wis:13

Vastra casts Disintegrate at the remaining Remorhaz!

67

Dex:6

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(25),Courage(7),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

The remaining Remorhaz attempts to attack Vastra

Attack: 28 Damage: 43 plus 13

Vastra casts Shield and deflects the attack.

Courage landed with a painful sounding crunch. And yet, somehow finds the force of will to get up, calling out, "I'm okay, I'm okay, No worries." A few confused looks around after and soon he goes, "ah hah! Found you! Souperb! You help out too!" He barks out as he charges at the creature, ready to punch it silly. Meanwhile, the goupy soup monster that was his friend grows goopy wings that somehow gives flight, rises into the air, and launches a piece of its leg at it that detonates into raw, arcane fire.

Action: Thunder, Thunder, THUNDER FIST! AHOY!
(Lethal)Thunder Gauntlet - Attack: 9 Damage: 11 Thunder damage to Remorhaz(2)
(Lethal)Thunder Gauntlet - Attack: 26 Damage: 7 Thunder damage to Remorhaz(2)

Upon hit, until the start of Courage's next turn, all attacks made by creature are at disadvantage when targeting anyone but Courage.

Bonus Action: Command Souperb to Strike.
(Lethal)Force Strike - Attack: 20 Damage: 9 Force.

Vastra(26),Stella(24),Alys(16),Yvan(14),Kasha(10),Remorhaz2(10)(5),Courage(7),Obsidian(3),Hoodini(2)

Stella attacks R2.

Attack: 25 Damage: 18

Attack: 14 Damage: 13

Snek: 25

(assuming it's dead.)

Alys would snap out of marveling over Stella's swiftness in finishing off their foe. She'd smile. Everyone was sturdy and resilient, and worked well as a team.

The elf would turn around to face Kasha, her eyes beaming. She'd throw her hands up in the air mouthing, Epic moonbeam! and making mind explosion gestures before trotting off.

The wizard would pad her way over to their super sized goliath and look up to him. She'd reach a hand out to touch Yvan's to slowly fade away the concentration of her magic buff on him. She was attempting to reduce the shock of him coming out of battle, staying there until she could feel at least some reduction in his heart rate. The blonde would offer a reassuring smile and a gentle squeeze of her hand if he'd make eye contact with her. She'd then offer him some water from her waterskin. With a soft nod she'd leave him to relax.

Adjusting her cloak, Alys would scurry over to Vastra after pulling out some of her healing kit supplies. She'd administer some bandages. With a quick hug, she'd side step away.

Vastra: 8 + HP = Max # of hit die

Alys would finally make her way over to invade Courage's space. She'd step around him and Souperb a few times, lifting their arms and checking them over. "You took quite the wallop back there!" The elf would bend forward to take another good and close look. Even if he could tend to himself, Alys was already administering some herbal remedies her and Yvan harvest from the garden.  It allowed her to snoop over his gear in curiosity too, now that she's seen some of it in action.

Courage: 5 + HP = Max # of hit die

"I know it's not much, but how you feeling?" She'd say to Courage. "Good first taste?" A smirk would pop on her lips and she'd wink to Souperb.