The Exploits of Misfit Company

Stella(24),Yvan(18),SpectralGuardian1(16)(12),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(175),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),SpectralGuardian3(6)(2)

Sexy Dex save: 21

Although he doesn’t take the brunt of the lightning bolt attack, the Goliath emits a guttural growl at the pain of what did hit him. He uses that surge of pain to attack the SG’s!

Action 1on SG3 - Attack: 24 Damage: 16 + 3 hotdog
Action 2 on SG1IF SG3 falls- Attack: 28 Damage: 16 + 6 corn dog 
Hastey ***** on SG2 if the other two die- Attack: 16 Damage: 20 + 7 pigs in a blanket

Blonde Dex: 14

Stella(24),Yvan(18),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(153),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),

Spectral Guardian3 attacks Kashasaurus, Stella, and Alys!

Kashasarus

Attack: 30 Damage: 49

Stella

Attack: 18 Damage: 31

Alys

Attack: 27 Damage: 20

Stella(24),Yvan(18),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(153),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),

Tail attack on Gaurdian2: 20 Damage: 19
Bite attack on Gaurdian2: Attack: 22 Damage: 29

Aw that was balls.

Alys would clench her teeth as the shocks of lightning tore through her nervous system with full impact. She was starting to get pissed at their relentless onslaught, ripping at her heartstrings as those around her get hurt. For her cause.

Inspired by Yvan's resolve to surge through the pain using his momentum to take down multiple foes. Alys would push through the numbness and pins and needles that lingered. Her eyes would cloud over white and she'd pull Stella to her, dodging the spectral guardian's attacks on them.

Special: Portent use 15 on SPC3s attack on Stella to save her 32HP of damage.

Letting go of the rogue, the cleric would whisper some words of reassurance Bixby's way.

BA: Healing Word Heal: 10

Alys would then take her electric longsword in both hands. Trying to remember steps from her training, she'd follow up Kashasauruses attacks with an attempt of her own.

Attack: 26 Damage: 8 + 4 thunder damage if it hits.

Bixby activates the shield once more, and following some internal whirring noises, the latch opens again belching a bolt of fire!

Action: Cast (Cantrip)Explosive Round at remaining Guardian.
Attack: 20 Damage: 13 of Fire.

Kashasaurus's prey kept getting away, and it only made her more agitated. She wanted to rip and tear and chew and eat and this target was wily and dexterous. Yes. Agitated. Kasha stomped and clawed in annoyance and Obsidian struggled for a moment to regain control. Once he did he meowed at her, annoyed. Kasha snorted back, suppressing the urge to shake him off her back like a flea. He meowed again, clearly warning her, and she obeyed - reluctantly.

Obsidian knew that Kashasaurus Rex was different to Kasha the Druid in mindset, so the fey cat tried to be patient.

Vastra also tosses a Firebolt at the remaining Guardian

Attack: 13 Damage: 26

Stella(24),Yvan(18),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(128),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7),

Sentinel:  Attack: 23 Damage: 11 + 6 memes

Yvan follows beside Alys and Queen Kasha in an onslaught of attacks!

Action 1 on the last hoe - Attack: 29 Damage: 18 + 2 who painted the mona lisa?
Action 2 - Attack: 15 Damage: 17 + 2 the mona lisa, yeah...
Tasty Hasty - Attack: 25 Damage: 17 + 2 da vinki?

Stella attacks the last guy too.

Attack: 29 Damage: 20

Attack: 13 Damage: 13

Snek: 25

Stella(24),Yvan(18),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(10),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7)

The Guardian is going to cast Lightning Bolt, but Vastra will counterspell

Stella(24),Yvan(18),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(128),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7)

"Gotta preserve." Bixby muttered to himself as a wand gets whipped out and activated, releasing bolt after bolt of condensed, raw magic into the creatures face.

Action: Activate Wand of Magic Missiles,spending all charges to inflict 4 times 9 for 45 force damage.

Wand Destruction Change(DC 2): 7.

Alys could feel the burn. She was unsatisfied with the blades bite. With a quick flick of her wrist, she’d fire off a Fire Bolt.

Attack: 10 Damage: 17 

It fizzles out. She’d blink and look at her hand. The elf would shake it, as if trying to restore it from falling asleep.

HUNGRY. HATE MISSING. STAY STILL SO KASHA, QUEEN, CAN EAT YOU!

Tail attack on Gaurdian2: 17 Damage: 19
Bite attack on Gaurdian2: Attack: 17 Damage: 43

Kasha's tail connected, and she chewed roughly on the Guardian.

Vastra flicks another Firebolt at the Guardian!

Attack: 28 Damage: 30

Stella(24),Yvan(18),Hoodini(15),Obsidian(13),SpectralGuardian2(12)(10),Kasha(11),Bixby(9),Alys(9),Vastra(7)

Stella tries to finish off SG1.

Attack: 30 Damage: 35

Attack: 12 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

Snek: 24

Stella's able to kill off the last Spectral Guardian. The way to the castle is now open. "Well, if we're all ready, let's all storm the castle."

Stella nods in agreement. "Let's do this."