"I'd say you are stuck that way." Leon says with a shrug. "The goblins earlier mentioned they had seen some people without butts... Probably can get it fixed at a temple or something eventually..."
Your history check reminds you, you have heard (that whatever dungeon this is that ties into whatever lore) holds a magical weapon called the "Churd Cannon". You do recall it is a super effective weapon against the arcane.
Your perception check also uncovers a few broken swords below and axes, chipped and cracked. They may have once been magically enchanted, but since broken have lost their charm.
(Ooc, really tried to give this one to you but you rolled well. So for sure, not permanent.)
"Well, best get our posteriors moving then." Leon says with an amused glance to the dwarf. "Sorry, those of us with a posterior to move anyway..." He moves to which ever door is along the Eastern wall and opens it. (Or pretty much any door that he sees...)
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"Im missing a part of me.." - The dwarf whispers in a low dry desperate voice
Baxthon closes his eyes for a moment. clearing his thoughts.
"Muradin please hear my prayer. I dont know what to do. I feel.. disconnected.."
For a moment he just stand there in silence Then his eyes snap open! He jumps down and begins to collect the random ruined weapons on the floor.
"The answer is in the metal works.. I should never have doubted you.. Of course.. This makes sense.." And he continues to scrample on the floor, maniacally picking up every kind of metal he can find.
Does he find anything other that the weapons while he desperately search the room? Perception guided by Moradin: 21
You collect one snapped spear, an axe handle with no axe head, 3 arrows, 2 of which have made an impact, and had the head shoved backwards into the shaft.
Baxthon will break the metal arrowheads from the arrows, and ignore the wooden axe handles. Only focusing on the metal he can find.
Then he walks up to Leon. "Okay, now im ready! Lets see whats in the next room! I want to be honest with you.. i could use a break pretty soon.." The dwarf eyes goes down to his private parts, then right back at the entrance to the next room. He holds up his axe and shield with commitment. He will endure!
Dedicated and reinforced by his god, Baxthon walks to the eastern door.
He will tell the party what knowledgde he recollects from this place. That there should be a magic tool to destroy arcane stuff.. and the weapons on the ground are surely former magical weapons.. For now Baxthon has gatheres the steel as he can reforge it into something useful.
As he reaches the eastern door he turns to his party. "Lets go!" He nods, then proceeds to opens the door.
"A long, wide room looms before you. Mysterious ruins and patterns cover the room's walls and floor. Visible at the end of this long room, is some sort of evil Mage. Oh man, he's so evil. At least as evil as anyone can be under the lens of subjective moral parameters, and constantly moving ethical goalposts. He looks real though, and he blocks the way to the Next Room. Figure it out."
-Rick
So you do see a room about 10 ft wide, and 30 long, another door to the east. And that mage guy.
Baxthon is completely freaked out that his butt just vanished.
"Argh! What curse is this! No no no no no....."
Baxthon will attack the plaque.
To hit: 7 Damage: 8
d20: 19
No luck Baxthon. Your swing seems to be repelled away from it about an inch away.
Leon, you definitely did hear some goblins talking about others without butts.
"I'd say you are stuck that way." Leon says with a shrug. "The goblins earlier mentioned they had seen some people without butts... Probably can get it fixed at a temple or something eventually..."
Whoever has proficiency in history, please give a roll. We can see what you know of this subject through time.
Ooc: if this is a permanent assloss, my forge cleric feature allows me to craft (almost) anything. Maybe an ass prosthetic could be made xD
Proficient History check: 22
Baxthon looks at his surroundings hoping that there is some clue to a solution to his butt problems. "By Moradins beard! What is going on!?"
Guided Perception: 20
Your history check reminds you, you have heard (that whatever dungeon this is that ties into whatever lore) holds a magical weapon called the "Churd Cannon". You do recall it is a super effective weapon against the arcane.
Your perception check also uncovers a few broken swords below and axes, chipped and cracked. They may have once been magically enchanted, but since broken have lost their charm.
(Ooc, really tried to give this one to you but you rolled well. So for sure, not permanent.)
"Well, best get our posteriors moving then." Leon says with an amused glance to the dwarf. "Sorry, those of us with a posterior to move anyway..." He moves to which ever door is along the Eastern wall and opens it. (Or pretty much any door that he sees...)
The next area leon is a T shaped hallway, door to the east and south
"Im missing a part of me.."
- The dwarf whispers in a low dry desperate voice
Baxthon closes his eyes for a moment. clearing his thoughts.
"Muradin please hear my prayer. I dont know what to do. I feel.. disconnected.."
For a moment he just stand there in silence
Then his eyes snap open! He jumps down and begins to collect the random ruined weapons on the floor.
"The answer is in the metal works.. I should never have doubted you.. Of course.. This makes sense.."
And he continues to scrample on the floor, maniacally picking up every kind of metal he can find.
Does he find anything other that the weapons while he desperately search the room? Perception guided by Moradin: 21
Some nice lookin butt statues, but nothing else.
You collect one snapped spear, an axe handle with no axe head, 3 arrows, 2 of which have made an impact, and had the head shoved backwards into the shaft.
Baxthon will break the metal arrowheads from the arrows, and ignore the wooden axe handles. Only focusing on the metal he can find.
Then he walks up to Leon. "Okay, now im ready! Lets see whats in the next room! I want to be honest with you.. i could use a break pretty soon.." The dwarf eyes goes down to his private parts, then right back at the entrance to the next room. He holds up his axe and shield with commitment. He will endure!
You also see a T shaped hallway free of danger, doors east and south.
Dedicated and reinforced by his god, Baxthon walks to the eastern door.
He will tell the party what knowledgde he recollects from this place. That there should be a magic tool to destroy arcane stuff.. and the weapons on the ground are surely former magical weapons.. For now Baxthon has gatheres the steel as he can reforge it into something useful.
As he reaches the eastern door he turns to his party. "Lets go!" He nods, then proceeds to opens the door.
Marius is ready!
Leon nods and slaps the dwarf on the shoulder. He then kicks open the Eastern door.
We will pick up here asap, work has been hea-vy! So im about to have some off days the next 2 days and ill be ready then.
Happy holidays, and be safe.
Post coming 12/25
"A long, wide room looms before you. Mysterious ruins and patterns cover the room's walls and floor. Visible at the end of this long room, is some sort of evil Mage. Oh man, he's so evil. At least as evil as anyone can be under the lens of subjective moral parameters, and constantly moving ethical goalposts. He looks real though, and he blocks the way to the Next Room. Figure it out."
-Rick
So you do see a room about 10 ft wide, and 30 long, another door to the east. And that mage guy.
"Hey, where do these doors lead?" Leon asks the mage guy.