You scramble up he bootys, like grabbing ham is second nature to you, you end up finding a spot to brace your side and a foot against a surface and spread your weight.
You can do whatever you feel is necessary for the glint at this point,
Baxthon cant really believe he got his heavy body up here. Feeling confident that his god got his back he let Moradin guide him as he look at the thing.
So, what you see gleaming in the light is a plaque. It looks like pressed metal, aged over time. but where rust should be, it looks like obsidian overtaking the plaque giving it the shine that caught your eye.
Plaques usually say things, and this one is no exception. It reads,
So no damage or pain, but uh, your whole ass is now gone. Like a puff of smoke drifts from your bum, and to the plaque, darkening it, and making it slightly more shiney.
"Um... Isn't that going to make some activities, well... difficult?" Leon says as he takes in the dwarf's changed appearance. "I mean, you still have to eat, so... what.. I mean, the stuff's got to come out somewhere..."
Vazak takes the gem back and places it in his bag. "We'll just find someone to sell it to when we get a chance."
Vazak then looks up to the shiny thing and shrugs. "I could climb up, I suppose. Might be easier if I give someone a boost, though."
Vazak will go beside the... butt... and clasp his hands together, ready to give the Help action to anyone who wants to climb up.
Baxthon is ready to bless whoever decides to climb. Guidance provides an extra d4 to the roll.
If Marius doesn't notice anything else after walking around the butt, he'll volunteer to climb up.
Athletics with help: 5 + Braxthon's guidance: 2
Perception of the thing hanging from the ceiling once he's up there: 13 + his own guidance: 3
Oooh so close,
You begin to try to climb and make it about 5 ft off the ground, and slide down the smooth buttocks.
You only rolled 1 d20, Marius. Help gives you advantage on the roll.
This is true, give us another please, plus the guidance
Whoops roll: 3
Whoops is right! Who else wants to try?
"Best brace yourself..." Leon says as he strides forward. He steps into the hands linked to give him support,a nd climbs up onto the butt...
Athletics: 11
Them cheeks are just really smooth, and you cant find purchase.
"Blast it! Muradin guide me!"
As nobody seem to be able to climb the rock, you see the heavy dwarf aggresively making an attempt to climb it.
Athletics: 16
You make it.
You scramble up he bootys, like grabbing ham is second nature to you, you end up finding a spot to brace your side and a foot against a surface and spread your weight.
You can do whatever you feel is necessary for the glint at this point,
Also give a perception on the thing in question.
Baxthon cant really believe he got his heavy body up here. Feeling confident that his god got his back he let Moradin guide him as he look at the thing.
Guided Perception: 26
"Get up on it, grab it like you want it..." Leon calls up as the dwarf ascends the rock-hard mounds.
And you do so, Baxton.
So, what you see gleaming in the light is a plaque. It looks like pressed metal, aged over time. but where rust should be, it looks like obsidian overtaking the plaque giving it the shine that caught your eye.
Plaques usually say things, and this one is no exception. It reads,
"SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR BUTT."
i need a dex save from you.
Dex save: 9
Nooo not the butt!
Ok. Things are gonna get wierd.
So no damage or pain, but uh, your whole ass is now gone. Like a puff of smoke drifts from your bum, and to the plaque, darkening it, and making it slightly more shiney.
Baxthon, you have no butt.
"Um... Isn't that going to make some activities, well... difficult?" Leon says as he takes in the dwarf's changed appearance. "I mean, you still have to eat, so... what.. I mean, the stuff's got to come out somewhere..."
LOL
Clearly Baxthon isn't the first to have been de-butted. Marius tries to remember if any of the goblins appeared especially smooth back there.
Marius is the one that can understand and speak goblin right?
Go ahead and roll a straight d20