"Eh? What the hell are ya doin', lad? This ain't a bathroom! Ye couldn't wait until ye got outside!? The door is right behind these crates! What the hell is wrong with ye!? Clean that up! Actin' like a wild animal! Yer not leavin' 'til you clean that up! You'll be lucky if I decide to let you back in after that..." He continues pushing crates out of the way while glaring at Delirious and shaking his head. "Shit on the floor in MY keep..."
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-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Grumbling, and walking back up to the door- "...What 's all the comm- ...oh... 9 hells...", he points at the Elf trying not to laugh...but screws up his war-face... "...You can't use an open sewers in a siege... we don't know how long we'll have to hold this place, and an outbreak of fever will kill us all..!" Hordkhen grabs a bucket and dumps water to wash it over toward the door. "We'll keep 'er clean, Castellan, pardon us. ...He's ah... well, we never caught his name... we all just wandered up at the same time in the caravan when the dragon descended- but for my sake, lend 'em some patience? On our approach he dropped several fanatics in a row, and we all could use an archer that can thread needles at 100 paces... even if they're... rough..."
"It's not multi- yer not savin' any time! It takes the same amount of time- Are ye stupid!? Yer defacin' property! My property! I don't care how many of 'em he killed, that doesn't excuse- Bah!"
By this time you've all moved enough crates out of the way to get to the door of the tunnel, and cleaned up the mess... Escobert again produces the right key on the first try even though he stated he'd never used the tunnel. It unlocks with a small amount of effort and he opens the door for you while stepping away. "I don't know the state of the tunnel, I just know it'll take ye to the stream bed. Good luck in there, and at the sanctuary. When ye get back, let's be a little more civil, alright?" He glares at Delirious. He heads back up the stairs and closes the cellar door behind him.
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Hordkhen's kowtowed posture straightens... he listens a moment to the subtle din of the chaos across town, and the acrid smell of ash and meat of... is it people?.. is it livestock...? He mumbles, walking off at pace- back through the disused door... "...to the stream... ...my neighbors and clansmen huddling in the keep... might be dead across town, but wipe your feet first... " "...Ships ablaze, bosun-..." *mumble "...but...Gunner shit the deck..." *mumble
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I don't mean to be curt, but this is a crisis situation. Let's try to have some modicum of professionalism. Every action has a consequence. Perception 21 Stealth 1
The tunnel is wide enough to allow passage through it in a single file and is choked with webs but is otherwise clear. It snakes south for a few hundred feet or so. Up ahead you see an exit grate, but a few yards in front of that, you see a rat's nest. A writhing mass of rats nesting in a large dirty heap. I need a marching order, and what you're doing.
Gentle rats misunderstood scavengers of the depths we mean you no harm please guide us out of your home
Animal friendship lvl 1 wisdom ST of 13
If it works I would like them all to interlock feet and roll taking on the shape if a huberman sphere that grows in diameter and shrinks based on lvl of excitedness
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WIS Save: 5 The rats stop for a moment to look in your direction, then continue their business.
Lyria tries to blast them out of the way. CON Save: 5 About 6 rats are sent flying out of the nest, dead. The rest of them start hissing and charge the group en masse. Initiative: 7 Delirious: 7 Lyria: 1 Place': 14 Potato: 10 Kod: 4 Hordkhen: 2
The rats retaliate by swarming Lyria and Hordkhen's legs. Squeaking, hissing, and biting angry masses of rats surround the two of them. vs. Lyria: Attack: 7 Damage: 8 vs. Hordkhen: Attack: 11 Damage: 5 However, their teeth cannot penetrate either combatant's armor.
Everyone is up. The rats are in 2 distinct swarms. Both of them are sharing spaces with Lyria and Hordkhen.
Delirious goes into a corner, drops his pants, squats down, and takes a shit.
"Hhrrr... Eehh... Aahhh..."
"Eh? What the hell are ya doin', lad? This ain't a bathroom! Ye couldn't wait until ye got outside!? The door is right behind these crates! What the hell is wrong with ye!? Clean that up! Actin' like a wild animal! Yer not leavin' 'til you clean that up! You'll be lucky if I decide to let you back in after that..." He continues pushing crates out of the way while glaring at Delirious and shaking his head. "Shit on the floor in MY keep..."
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
"I'm saving both time and my pants. I call it Multitasking."
Grumbling, and walking back up to the door- "...What 's all the comm- ...oh... 9 hells...", he points at the Elf trying not to laugh...but screws up his war-face... "...You can't use an open sewers in a siege... we don't know how long we'll have to hold this place, and an outbreak of fever will kill us all..!" Hordkhen grabs a bucket and dumps water to wash it over toward the door. "We'll keep 'er clean, Castellan, pardon us. ...He's ah... well, we never caught his name... we all just wandered up at the same time in the caravan when the dragon descended- but for my sake, lend 'em some patience? On our approach he dropped several fanatics in a row, and we all could use an archer that can thread needles at 100 paces... even if they're... rough..."
Persuasion: 10 insp: 6
Uncouth.....
Rainbow....... Mooo....
In a rare moment of situational awareness Kod manages to not snort laughter and just keeps facing front.
"It's not multi- yer not savin' any time! It takes the same amount of time- Are ye stupid!? Yer defacin' property! My property! I don't care how many of 'em he killed, that doesn't excuse- Bah!"
By this time you've all moved enough crates out of the way to get to the door of the tunnel, and cleaned up the mess... Escobert again produces the right key on the first try even though he stated he'd never used the tunnel. It unlocks with a small amount of effort and he opens the door for you while stepping away. "I don't know the state of the tunnel, I just know it'll take ye to the stream bed. Good luck in there, and at the sanctuary. When ye get back, let's be a little more civil, alright?" He glares at Delirious. He heads back up the stairs and closes the cellar door behind him.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Kod heads down the tunnel at a trot.
Hordkhen's kowtowed posture straightens... he listens a moment to the subtle din of the chaos across town, and the acrid smell of ash and meat of... is it people?.. is it livestock...? He mumbles, walking off at pace- back through the disused door... "...to the stream... ...my neighbors and clansmen huddling in the keep... might be dead across town, but wipe your feet first... " "...Ships ablaze, bosun-..." *mumble "...but...Gunner shit the deck..." *mumble
I don't mean to be curt, but this is a crisis situation. Let's try to have some modicum of professionalism. Every action has a consequence. Perception 21 Stealth 1
Rainbow....... Mooo....
The tunnel is wide enough to allow passage through it in a single file and is choked with webs but is otherwise clear. It snakes south for a few hundred feet or so. Up ahead you see an exit grate, but a few yards in front of that, you see a rat's nest. A writhing mass of rats nesting in a large dirty heap.
I need a marching order,and what you're doing.H
L
K
Po
Pl
D
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Gentle rats misunderstood scavengers of the depths we mean you no harm please guide us out of your home
Animal friendship lvl 1 wisdom ST of 13
If it works I would like them all to interlock feet and roll taking on the shape if a huberman sphere that grows in diameter and shrinks based on lvl of excitedness
Chronomancy!!!
The moment this doesn't play out as Place planned, I push forward and offer a word of Radiance. 3
Rainbow....... Mooo....
WIS Save: 5 The rats stop for a moment to look in your direction, then continue their business.
Lyria tries to blast them out of the way. CON Save: 5 About 6 rats are sent flying out of the nest, dead. The rest of them start hissing and charge the group en masse. Initiative: 7
Delirious: 7
Lyria: 1
Place': 14
Potato: 10
Kod: 4
Hordkhen: 2
The rats retaliate by swarming Lyria and Hordkhen's legs. Squeaking, hissing, and biting angry masses of rats surround the two of them.
vs. Lyria: Attack: 7 Damage: 8
vs. Hordkhen: Attack: 11 Damage: 5
However, their teeth cannot penetrate either combatant's armor.
Everyone is up. The rats are in 2 distinct swarms. Both of them are sharing spaces with Lyria and Hordkhen.
L -Rat Swarm (3 dead)
H -Rat Swarm (3 dead)
K
Po
Pl
D
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Tar Hordkhen sighs audibly. "Damn things... " He draws his longsword and swats at the pests.
Longsword 13 Dmg 8
Another Word of radiance. 1
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Ba magic stones
action magic stone 24 dmg 8
Chronomancy!!!
Potato hungry. Potato like rats. Potato cut them into snack sized bites.
Scimitar at Lyria's rats 21 Damage 4
Tar's rats with the flat of the axe.
18 dmg5
Delirious takes a moment to enjoy the scenery. Mostly still looking behind the group.