Dad, you are not paying attention! Meatface was trying to talk to poor thing.
Ok, Lyan stays near the door - there is no need to come closer, the smell is strong enough from there. "I have a feeling we are some unwanted extra here in this dungeon. No one even sees us. Not that I am complaining." "Oh, and Meatface - would you stop discussing Ari's butt? When her whole family is around? Better ask that ... thing on the chair if we can help them somehow. Or not. There is always next room, like 19, for example."
"Help! I know i'm a ghoul, and this could easily be my thing, but it isn't!" The zombies think I ate their butts, but I swear, I didn't! Help me, please!"
"Oh, but it's very simple! Look at this map - see room 10 here? This is a butt room. Just lead your zombies there and let them search for their butts."
Beth triumphantly looks around the table "I think we solved that problem and can move on. Room 19?"
"I don't know! They're going to kill me! Please help! They think I ate their asses! I didn't!"
Beth: (KABOOM!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!)
The ghoul is freed and flees. The zombies in the room present you with a treasure box. It contains a ring of protection, three healing potions, and a huge d*ldo. Used.
Lyan will see to it that potions distributed among active fighters (Meatface, Morty, Ari) but ... "What do we do with the ring? I guess it should go to Kiir? Then I can heal less."
Beth looked at Jerry with concern, translated for Lyan and Kiir into horrifying disgust - and hurriedly puts the ring of protection on her finger. "Don't come near me with that thing in your bag!"
Meat****: You see a small, well-lit chamber before you. in the middle of the floor are two five-foot square stone tiles that look like the doors of a pit. What do you do, *****.
And yes, if you reach up towards the light in the previous room, you can jar up the mote of light.
What's the play guys.
Dad, you are not paying attention! Meatface was trying to talk to poor thing.
Ok, Lyan stays near the door - there is no need to come closer, the smell is strong enough from there. "I have a feeling we are some unwanted extra here in this dungeon. No one even sees us. Not that I am complaining." "Oh, and Meatface - would you stop discussing Ari's butt? When her whole family is around? Better ask that ... thing on the chair if we can help them somehow. Or not. There is always next room, like 19, for example."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Oh **** LOL, sorry.
The ghoul in the chair turns to Meatface.
"Help! I know i'm a ghoul, and this could easily be my thing, but it isn't!" The zombies think I ate their butts, but I swear, I didn't! Help me, please!"
Morty kicks summer under the table for throwing dice at him.
Keth pokes his head out from behind the meat sack and narrows his eyes suspiciously.
“Ah jee-, I mean how do we know you aren’t lying? Al-also, why does it matter man? Why do the zombies even care about butts, man?”
Hm?
Meatface looks down at keth from his side,
How long have you been there?
"Oh, but it's very simple! Look at this map - see room 10 here? This is a butt room. Just lead your zombies there and let them search for their butts."
Beth triumphantly looks around the table "I think we solved that problem and can move on. Room 19?"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"I don't know! They're going to kill me! Please help! They think I ate their asses! I didn't!"
Beth: (KABOOM!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!)
The ghoul is freed and flees. The zombies in the room present you with a treasure box. It contains a ring of protection, three healing potions, and a huge d*ldo. Used.
Erm... Is that a wand?
Try it and find out.
“I’m good.” Ari walks away from all the items in that box. “I prefer my box.” She’ll gesture to the meeseeks box.
just an unstable unicorn.
"Gross Rick!" Kiir uses his mage hand to put the... sex toy into Meatface's bag
Lyan will see to it that potions distributed among active fighters (Meatface, Morty, Ari) but ... "What do we do with the ring? I guess it should go to Kiir? Then I can heal less."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Meatface swats the dick out of the air with a back hand.
Oh no, thats not going in my bag, i keep things in there. Sometimes food. Keep that to yourself Kiir.
"You can take that ring honey, I've got magic to protect me!"
Kiir wraps the ***** in a cloth and gingerly places it in his bag
Well now. Room 19? What way do we go, Beth?
Meatface looks concerned at jerry as he speaks
Beth looked at Jerry with concern, translated for Lyan and Kiir into horrifying disgust - and hurriedly puts the ring of protection on her finger. "Don't come near me with that thing in your bag!"
"Ok, yes, room 19 now."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Rick! Let me check the door?
Investigation 15
ROOM 19 - THE EVIL CLOCK ROOM
Meat****: You see a small, well-lit chamber before you. in the middle of the floor are two five-foot square stone tiles that look like the doors of a pit. What do you do, *****.
You son of a ***** im in.
Meatface walks to the trap door tiles and gives it a look over for dust movements as a sign of use, or color difference
Perception 9