This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
"Omg. What are they wearing? What is SHE wearing?"
Investigation: 6
"Girl. That armour makes you look boxy." Ari would start poking at the armour, pulling at any weapons or shields to see if she can move or change something.
At the base of the statue, a plaque reads: "DONT WORRY. I'M NOT A REAL PERSON TURNED TO STONE. I'M JUST A COOL LOOKING STATUE PUT HERE TO INTRIGUE YOU." It's probably nothing. You should pick a door, let's get a move on, idiots!
There is also, I should mention, a hidden compartment in the woman statue.
QUIT WASTING TIME! PICK A DOOR AND GO! FLIP A COIN IF YOU HAVE TO - JUST PICK A ******* DIRECTION! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! WHT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT STANDING IN HERE WITH A STATUE?? YOU NEED TO PICK A DOOR AND GOOOOO! THIS IS, LIKE, THE THIRD ******* ROOM, WE DONT HAVE ALL DAY!
"I believe you, Jerry. I mean, Kiir. It does not sound like father but may be this is exactly why he wanted it to sound that way. Now, about the doors. Shall we really flip a coin? Anyone got a coin?"
"Summer, this is no way to talk to your mother! I mean, Ari, this way is the long way - look at the map! But if you wish. Ok, we are going to room 4. You ... Meatface (who are you anyway?) - can you open that door?"
"Oh, you ****in' done it now, Mmorty!!"Rick laughs.
ROOM FOUR - THE MAGIC MOUTH ROOM
This rectangular room conveniently conforms to a grid for easy map making. **** yeah. On the north wall is a big orange mouth, about eight feet high. Yeah, it's gross and weird. There's nothing else you can see in this room, and you're not really looking anywhere else, because, I mean, what the ****, it's a giant wall mouth.
"Morty, you stumble and completely ******* bail into the room like a god damn IDIOT!"Rick shouts. "ROLL BEeEeEeTTER MORTY!"
As soon as Morty's character tumbles into the room, the wall mouth shrieks:
SURPRISE! ANSWER THIS RIDDLE! YOU HAVE TO DO IT! S - M - H - D - W - M. WHAT'S NEXT IN LINE? SOLVE THIS RIDDLE AND SOMETHING COOL HAPPENS. IF YOu FAIL, IT'S BAD. WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?
Think about it as a group, and have ONE PERSON post the answer.
(Idk whats happening but Reroll: 11)
Meatface walks up to the rick statue that says "WOW" (can he take the plaque with the writing itself?)
He looks up at the hair, and rubs his bald head.
Perception on the woman statue, 5
"Omg. What are they wearing? What is SHE wearing?"
Investigation: 6
"Girl. That armour makes you look boxy." Ari would start poking at the armour, pulling at any weapons or shields to see if she can move or change something.
just an unstable unicorn.
At the base of the statue, a plaque reads: "DONT WORRY. I'M NOT A REAL PERSON TURNED TO STONE. I'M JUST A COOL LOOKING STATUE PUT HERE TO INTRIGUE YOU." It's probably nothing. You should pick a door, let's get a move on, idiots!
There is also, I should mention, a hidden compartment in the woman statue.
"Ooh I know! Don't worry, I've got this..." Kiir smugly casts mage hand to open the compartment. "Look guys, magic!"
Meatface does a slow clap, very drawn out, at the table and in the game.
(In game)
Now share what you found, Kiir, or ill get Keth to stab your kidneys.
"Yeah, STAB him MoRRrty!" Rick burps.
The note says:
QUIT WASTING TIME! PICK A DOOR AND GO! FLIP A COIN IF YOU HAVE TO - JUST PICK A ******* DIRECTION! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! WHT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT STANDING IN HERE WITH A STATUE?? YOU NEED TO PICK A DOOR AND GOOOOO! THIS IS, LIKE, THE THIRD ******* ROOM, WE DONT HAVE ALL DAY!
"Hey, a note! It uh... It says... We must remain brave and continue forward!" Kiir crumples the note and gives a coy smile.
Deception: 7
W-whatever man. That secret was like, totally busted! Let’s just keep going, or s-s-something!
"I believe you, Jerry. I mean, Kiir. It does not sound like father but may be this is exactly why he wanted it to sound that way. Now, about the doors. Shall we really flip a coin? Anyone got a coin?"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
“I thought you knew how to count? Shouldn’t we just do 4 next?” Ari would walk over to entrance 4 and gesture over her shoulder at it.
just an unstable unicorn.
"Summer, this is no way to talk to your mother! I mean, Ari, this way is the long way - look at the map! But if you wish. Ok, we are going to room 4. You ... Meatface (who are you anyway?) - can you open that door?"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
I-“I-I think I’m supposed to open the door man, I just don’t know what I’m supposed to r-r-roll!”
Morty shuffles through his sheet, and then throws his d20 at the table, looking panicked.
“W-wait, is it even locked?”
"No, Morty! It's not LOoOocked! Room four it is!" Rick belches. "HERE WE GO, *****ES!!!"
Morty seems like he’s getting into the game more. Maybe it’s because he’s not being cloned, teleported, shot at, or having stuff shoved up his butt.
“I-I sneak in man! I’m gonna sneak so goddamned good, the room won’t even know I’m there Rick!”
Stealth: 23
“What the ****, man? My dice are shit!”
"Language, Morty, dear!" Lyan was studying the map. "Oh, shit, we had to go through another door, now we will have to backtrack!"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Meat face raises his hands innocently at the table.
Hey im not going to keep Morty from learning the game. And you know, i think i left my javelin back there too. So i need to get it at some point.
He tosses a d20, 18
This one is junk too Morty.
"Oh, you ****in' done it now, Mmorty!!" Rick laughs.
ROOM FOUR - THE MAGIC MOUTH ROOM
This rectangular room conveniently conforms to a grid for easy map making. **** yeah. On the north wall is a big orange mouth, about eight feet high. Yeah, it's gross and weird. There's nothing else you can see in this room, and you're not really looking anywhere else, because, I mean, what the ****, it's a giant wall mouth.
"Morty, you stumble and completely ******* bail into the room like a god damn IDIOT!" Rick shouts. "ROLL BEeEeEeTTER MORTY!"
As soon as Morty's character tumbles into the room, the wall mouth shrieks:
SURPRISE! ANSWER THIS RIDDLE! YOU HAVE TO DO IT! S - M - H - D - W - M. WHAT'S NEXT IN LINE? SOLVE THIS RIDDLE AND SOMETHING COOL HAPPENS. IF YOu FAIL, IT'S BAD. WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?
Think about it as a group, and have ONE PERSON post the answer.
"Maybe its like a crossword puzzle! Or a word search!"