Meatface: 20 - Go ahead and give me a DEX save please.
Ari punctures one of the goblins, killing it!!
"Sure,"Rick says, "I'll allow TTtTThat, Morty, but STOP ROLLING SO SHITTY!!!"
Keth: 52 - your second attack doesn't connect, due to the nat1. You trip, badly, and hit your head against the hard floor. You get knocked out for an undetermined amount of time.
The last alive goblin shrieks in fright and stabs at your unconscious form!
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Morty pumps his fist in the air.
"Awwww yeah! Gonna kick some goblins ass now!"
He seems to forget that he rolled awful not even a second ago. He looks smug as he kicks back and lets the d6 roll across the table. It knocks over a goblin mini.
"KAPOOYA! That takes care of the goblins, *****es!!!"Rick cheers. As the goblins fall and die, they make a suspicious jingling sound. All that's left is them and the treasure pile!
Keth, The entire pile of treasure appears to be chocolate wrapped coins, which are worth exactly SQUAT.They are poisonous to dogs, though, so don't mess around.
Meatface starts to get a bit angry with the goblins *****ing and Jerry being Jerry, so he lets out a bellowous yell!
AAAAAARGRGAAAHHH! and lets loose a great axe swing to a goblin,
Attack: 6 Damage: 7
(Ew nat 1)
Now clothed, Ari would draw her bow with a loaded arrow. She too would fire at the goblins just as Lyan says 'poor goblins'.
Attack: 26 Damage: 8
just an unstable unicorn.
Morty screams in anger as everyone debates.
“Man! We’re naked, and everyone’s rolling like shit! Let’s just kill these goblins!”
Keth charges the closest goblin, which happens to be the one Meat-nuts swung at.
Morty groans as he realizes he forgot to roll his dice.
Attack: 18 Damage: 6
Attack: 15 Damage: 2
"R-Rick, I should get sneak attack! Cause I'm charging, right? They don't expect that, right?"
Meatface: 20 - Go ahead and give me a DEX save please.
Ari punctures one of the goblins, killing it!!
"Sure," Rick says, "I'll allow TTtTThat, Morty, but STOP ROLLING SO SHITTY!!!"
Keth: 52 - your second attack doesn't connect, due to the nat1. You trip, badly, and hit your head against the hard floor. You get knocked out for an undetermined amount of time.
The last alive goblin shrieks in fright and stabs at your unconscious form!
EASY HIT MORTY Attack: 18 Damage: 3
Morty pumps his fist in the air.
"Awwww yeah! Gonna kick some goblins ass now!"
He seems to forget that he rolled awful not even a second ago. He looks smug as he kicks back and lets the d6 roll across the table. It knocks over a goblin mini.
Sneak Attack!: 2
"Sniped!" Summer would flick her goblin figuring over and go back to filing her nails, feet up on the table.
just an unstable unicorn.
(Oh no. Lol )
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"Why are you all attacking? They were peacef... You, shitty little pest! Stay away from my son!"
Mace: Attack: 7 Damage: 5
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"KAPOOYA! That takes care of the goblins, *****es!!!" Rick cheers. As the goblins fall and die, they make a suspicious jingling sound. All that's left is them and the treasure pile!
"Guys! Let's go get our stuff back!"
Keth runs into the room, and starts going through treasure.
Perception: 3
Perception 6
Did he hear the jingle?
Yup, you all heard the jingling!
Keth, The entire pile of treasure appears to be chocolate wrapped coins, which are worth exactly SQUAT. They are poisonous to dogs, though, so don't mess around.
"Uh, guys? Anyone hear that jingling?"
The goblins jingled when they fell, yup.
"Chocolate? Too good for that goblins. I'll take some. What? A woman has her needs too. Now, what was that sound?"
"I will rock one goblin with my foot here."
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"I'm with Lyan on this one." Ari would help herself to a couple chocolate coins and saunter on over to the next room.
just an unstable unicorn.
Meat face will check the bodies for any coinage, he picks the body up and shakes out the lunch money,
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Strangely, the goblins have no coin on them, but yet you're jingling as if they have something..inside them.
"Ewh! There is nothing wrong generally in creature entrails but I am not cutting that up"
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