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"Well, room 10 obviously. And I'll take that ruby, thank you very much. And the healing potions. Or should I give it to you guys? I know, I'll take one, another goes to Meatface, because we are fighting on the front, and I will use my last spell to restore my health."
A pair of perfectly rounded stone mounds, cleft artfully straight down the middle, fills this room. It looks a lot like a butt from where you're standing. Something shiny glints near the ceiling, about four feet above what can only be described as this huge butt. Just calling it like I see it here, folks. Each butt cheek is made of solid stone.
6
Keth Shit save!: 11
Where to next?
"Well, room 10 obviously. And I'll take that ruby, thank you very much. And the healing potions. Or should I give it to you guys? I know, I'll take one, another goes to Meatface, because we are fighting on the front, and I will use my last spell to restore my health."
Cure Wounds 8
"Did it came out too selfish?"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"No, you did great honey. Let's go to room 10!"
Meatface Bows his head appreciatively,
Would you like me to open the next door, M'lady?
Meatface walks over to the next door leading to room 10 and waits for the signal, ready to repay the favor of a healing potion.
"Je.. Kiir, could you take that gold? I don't want to be paranoid but if it is here we might need it for something?"
"I am ready, Meatface (seriously, should we call you that?). Open up!"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
ROOM 10 - THE BUTT ROOM!!
A pair of perfectly rounded stone mounds, cleft artfully straight down the middle, fills this room. It looks a lot like a butt from where you're standing. Something shiny glints near the ceiling, about four feet above what can only be described as this huge butt. Just calling it like I see it here, folks. Each butt cheek is made of solid stone.
"Eeh, I am not touching it. No matter what shines above."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Meatface smiles wide
Heh ahhah hahahaha!
He runs over to the nearest bum, and gives it a rub
"Oh come on man! A b-butt room? What are we supposed to do with a butt room?!"
Nevertheless, Keth examines the butt for any kind of mechanisms. If its a feminine butt, he examines it a lot harder.
Perception!: 18
(Assumedly) Not seeing anything, Keth looks to see if there's a butthole, and then shoves his hand in!
"Maybe t-there's a switch!"
Morty whispers under his breath "Please let there be a switch..."
"Hold on guys, I got this." Kiir casts mage hand to grab the shiny
The mage hand bumps into the shiny thing - it "feels" like a plaque of some sort. What could it say?!?
"Cmon Rick, what does it say? Hey, can anyone get closer to this thing?"
Meatface walk just under the plaque. (How high up is it?)
Well, i could toss one of the smaller two up there. But that is debatable. Any ideas, anyone?
"Just look and read? If you walk on that ... thing... I am sure you will see what is written on it".
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
It's a DC12 (Acrobatics) check to climb on the butt, and a DC15 Dex save if you read it.
You know you want to.
Summer will put her phone down, “My turn to play with the butt.”
Ari will take a running start, and even use someone as a step to try to get up onto the butt.
Acrobatics: 8 Adding a second roll in case you’ll accept advantage if I use the men as steps to get up: 18
Dex save if she makes it to read the plaque: 20
just an unstable unicorn.
(Table talk)
What? Your going to climb me? I could've lifted you up there, but i suppose this works too. Good thinking outside the box.
He smiles but keeps his eyes on the dungeon map.
Rick? What do you think? Did she get up there and read it?