(I was preparing the dark lord's attack, you already went)
The dark lord turns around to face Kront'al "You really want to challenge me, Krakonar, the overlord of this land? You'll make a great decoration to my cave" he then tries to cast Flesh to Stone on Kront'al, make a DC13 Constitution save or become Petrified.
snilloc spits in the face of the dark lord and says "you dare call yourself an lord? you dare question the righteous rule of the crown of shimmeria? to the nine hells with you heretic, you are nothing, you are born from nothing, you will be snuffed out, stomped down and forgotten, the crown will outlive you, the royal family will outlive you, the people of saltbreeze kingdom will outlive you and many generations will live without ever having to know your cruelty" (you can tell he is just genuinely pissed off) ((am i taking snillocs aggressive patriotism a little too hard here?))
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A bustard is an Australian turkey, game bird, fat and juicy; best served with roasted potatoes. Any relationship with bastard and mustard is purely coincidental.
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Panic is a mechanism that strengthens the gene pool.
Ok, Kront'al attacks, Snollic insults Krakonar, Dalfen stands in place Drooling. Krakonar turns to Snollic in a fury of rage "Hah, pathetic weakling, you don't know how dumb you are" he then puts his hands into fists and releases them towards you, make a DC14 wisdom saving throw or become transformed into a Kobold.
wis save 11, even if he is turned into a little lizard he still retains his personality (and he reverts to being a human if his kobold form drops to 0 hit points, but snilloc would of course not exactly know that)
kobold or not, snilloc continues to verbally abuse the dark lord "so what, you have a few flashy magic tricks, tell me you oh so intelegent dark lord, what are you without it? strip away your magic, and you would be nothing but an hateful, pitiful little man, in my experience a man who refuses to fight an opponent head on is ether an coward or one whose purpose is something greater than combat, and you are most certainly the former, you crave power but what have you done to truly deserve it? as long as evil like you exists in the world, there will be brave men and women of the world who will resist, even if you win today your fall is inevetable"
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
well i still want to attack him (insulting people is not an action as far as i remember), and i am still proficient in the rapier right? can i still retroactively make one rapier attack 23 damage 4
(also that is annoying becuase that is exactly the bare minimum damage he needed to deal to instantly kill me instead of making me snilloc again, unless our merciful DM interpret the rules diffrently snilloc is not unconscious, he is a corpse once the dark lords turn starts)
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You fail to knock him prone, but you mess up his attack on Snollic, causing it to slam besides him.
Reese runs up to the kobold that has the soul of Snollic within, and takes out her spellbook and starts flipping through the pages "there should be something in here to change you back" she stops at a page for Dispel Magic, "this should work, I hope" Intelligence: 5
(i still retain my knowledge about combat and my superiority dice right? do i retain my fighting style and the defensive duelist feat? do i retain my memories? how much of snilloc remains exactly?)
for my turn, i pick up my rapier that still exists i assume and make an attack attack roll 5 damage roll 8 and i guess that while he retains his martial training and his expertise with the blade, he is not exactly used to this body and so has difficulty adjusting his fighting style to his new form, snilloc then proceeds to taunt the dark lord some more, becuase it is just so fun to write this stuff honestly
if you truly are supposed to be so smart and so strong, then why must you resort to magic? if you truly think you are so beyond us, why do you feel the need to resort to your petty spells? you are a weakling and an fraud, and you are too arrogant to admit it. You have been defeated once before, dont be surprised if it happens again. You may break my every bone in this tiny lizard body, but you will never break my spirit, and i will never bend my knee to an false king
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Kront’al will again whip his staff overhand and resoundly thump the dark lord; then kicking out, hard, with a heel punch (Flurry of Blows, attempting to knock prone)
Staff Attack: 10 Damage: 9
FoB. Attack: 11 Damage: 6
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Reese is mad at Snollic for --accidentally-- hitting her. She moves to a corner of the room and casts mending on her dress where you cut her.
Krakonar: "You want enough tricks, fine, be like that, b****rd" he snaps his fingers and Snollic reverts to normal. Then he pulls his shadow hammer back out and tries to whack Snollic (If it hits you, make a DC15 strength saving throw or get knocked prone):
(I was preparing the dark lord's attack, you already went)
The dark lord turns around to face Kront'al "You really want to challenge me, Krakonar, the overlord of this land? You'll make a great decoration to my cave" he then tries to cast Flesh to Stone on Kront'al, make a DC13 Constitution save or become Petrified.
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“I am developing a large measure of distaste for you,” Kront’al says.
Panic is a mechanism that strengthens the gene pool.
snilloc spits in the face of the dark lord and says "you dare call yourself an lord? you dare question the righteous rule of the crown of shimmeria? to the nine hells with you heretic, you are nothing, you are born from nothing, you will be snuffed out, stomped down and forgotten, the crown will outlive you, the royal family will outlive you, the people of saltbreeze kingdom will outlive you and many generations will live without ever having to know your cruelty" (you can tell he is just genuinely pissed off) ((am i taking snillocs aggressive patriotism a little too hard here?))
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
OCC Kront’al would like to try and bash the bustard again.
Panic is a mechanism that strengthens the gene pool.
((why did you decide to merge the words bastard and mustard into one? why must we combine condiments and insults?))
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
A bustard is an Australian turkey, game bird, fat and juicy; best served with roasted potatoes. Any relationship with bastard and mustard is purely coincidental.
Panic is a mechanism that strengthens the gene pool.
ah, that sounds delicious
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Ok, Kront'al attacks, Snollic insults Krakonar, Dalfen stands in place Drooling. Krakonar turns to Snollic in a fury of rage "Hah, pathetic weakling, you don't know how dumb you are" he then puts his hands into fists and releases them towards you, make a DC14 wisdom saving throw or become transformed into a Kobold.
wis save 11, even if he is turned into a little lizard he still retains his personality (and he reverts to being a human if his kobold form drops to 0 hit points, but snilloc would of course not exactly know that)
kobold or not, snilloc continues to verbally abuse the dark lord "so what, you have a few flashy magic tricks, tell me you oh so intelegent dark lord, what are you without it? strip away your magic, and you would be nothing but an hateful, pitiful little man, in my experience a man who refuses to fight an opponent head on is ether an coward or one whose purpose is something greater than combat, and you are most certainly the former, you crave power but what have you done to truly deserve it? as long as evil like you exists in the world, there will be brave men and women of the world who will resist, even if you win today your fall is inevetable"
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
(Turn:
Kront'al: Staff and fury of blows
Krakonar: Polymorphed Snollic into a Kobold
Snollic: Yells insults at Krakonar
Dalfen: Waiting for response)
--On his next turn--
"Oh, you wanna play, do you, let's play!" A large warhammer appears in his left hand, he raises it and slams it down on Snollic.
Attack: 23 Damage: 10
Reese watches in fear as the dark lord pounded her fiancé with a warhammer, she runs up to them and intervenes into the fight
Initiative: 16
well i still want to attack him (insulting people is not an action as far as i remember), and i am still proficient in the rapier right? can i still retroactively make one rapier attack 23 damage 4
(also that is annoying becuase that is exactly the bare minimum damage he needed to deal to instantly kill me instead of making me snilloc again, unless our merciful DM interpret the rules diffrently snilloc is not unconscious, he is a corpse once the dark lords turn starts)
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Kront'al whacks him a good one.
Staff Attack: 23 Damage: 9
Flurry of Blows (Prone if sv failed) Attack: 25 Damage: 5
Flurry of Blows (1 ki pt, prone if sv fail) Attack: 23 Damage: 5
Panic is a mechanism that strengthens the gene pool.
Strength: 14
You fail to knock him prone, but you mess up his attack on Snollic, causing it to slam besides him.
Reese runs up to the kobold that has the soul of Snollic within, and takes out her spellbook and starts flipping through the pages "there should be something in here to change you back" she stops at a page for Dispel Magic, "this should work, I hope"
Intelligence: 5
(Well that was a fail...)
(i still retain my knowledge about combat and my superiority dice right? do i retain my fighting style and the defensive duelist feat? do i retain my memories? how much of snilloc remains exactly?)
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
(Snollic retains his memories, personality, languages, and his intelligence)
TURN:
Kront'al: Whacks Krakonar with staff and fury of blows
Reese: Uses Dispel Magic, but it fails
Krakonar: Attempted to kill Snollic, Kront'al disrupted his attack and caused him to miss
Snollic: waiting for turn...
Dalfen: Lostfor my turn, i pick up my rapier that still exists i assume and make an attack attack roll 5 damage roll 8 and i guess that while he retains his martial training and his expertise with the blade, he is not exactly used to this body and so has difficulty adjusting his fighting style to his new form, snilloc then proceeds to taunt the dark lord some more, becuase it is just so fun to write this stuff honestly
if you truly are supposed to be so smart and so strong, then why must you resort to magic? if you truly think you are so beyond us, why do you feel the need to resort to your petty spells? you are a weakling and an fraud, and you are too arrogant to admit it. You have been defeated once before, dont be surprised if it happens again. You may break my every bone in this tiny lizard body, but you will never break my spirit, and i will never bend my knee to an false king
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
You accidentally hit Reese with your rapier
Kront’al will again whip his staff overhand and resoundly thump the dark lord; then kicking out, hard, with a heel punch (Flurry of Blows, attempting to knock prone)
Staff Attack: 10 Damage: 9
FoB. Attack: 11 Damage: 6
Panic is a mechanism that strengthens the gene pool.
(again, he is not used to being a kobold)
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Reese is mad at Snollic for --accidentally-- hitting her. She moves to a corner of the room and casts mending on her dress where you cut her.
Krakonar: "You want enough tricks, fine, be like that, b****rd" he snaps his fingers and Snollic reverts to normal. Then he pulls his shadow hammer back out and tries to whack Snollic (If it hits you, make a DC15 strength saving throw or get knocked prone):
Attack: 12 Damage: 19