"For the Traveler's sake, Mongo, this is why you read the briefing packets."

Kitinit: 14

"Does it matter what they're doing here, Mongo? Just stab 'em and leave."

"Wait, we're supposed to read those?"

My name is Amelia, I'm 20, and I never ******* learned how to read! 19

The White Maw: 15

Well god damn.

The White Maw forms into a massive cube like mass. It's truly enormous, but extremely slow. It catches you all off guard with it's sheer enormity.

MOMENTUM: 7, CHAOS: 31
Maw(AC5/HP400), JohnLee25, Amelia19, Kit14, Mongo13, Rosamia7, Shalendra1

Pseudopod attack on Mongo!
Attack: 28 Damage: 51
If you are wearing nonmagical armor, it permanently loses -1 to AC.

KERPLOW! Guess ya should of read the briefing packet lol.

Attack: 22 Damage: 8

Attack: 30 Damage: 16

Attack: 13 Damage: 9

Attack: 13 Damage: 13

Extra ORA:8

Mongo: "You telling me this crap was in that crap briefing packet?  Who's got time for dat?  Not me!  I just go where the boss points me."

The White Maw's attack lashes out at Mongo, causing multiple parts of his carapace to be ripped off and go flying into the various corners of the room.  "Oof, you're a nasty little mother....just the way I like 'em!  C'mon, honey, let's dance!"  Mongo starts singing a song unfamiliar to the younger folk in the crew as he Fighting Spirit Great Weapon Master attacks-

• Katana Attack #1: 14 Damage: 21
• Wakizashi Attack: 23 Damage: 17
• Katana Attack #2: 13 Damage: 19
• Katana Attack #3: 15 Damage: 21

"I give orders to children," Kit mutters as she hides and then shoots.

Stealth: 24

Attack: 19 Damage: 38

"Your strike group is quite dysfunctional...nothing like this would exist in my superior elvish kingdom, clearly...." Shalendra snickers, at her clearly tongue-in-cheek jibe while attacking:

Attack #1: 18 Damage: 11

Attack #2: 10 Damage: 12

MOMENTUM: 7, CHAOS: 31
Maw(AC5/HP221), JohnLee25, Amelia19, Kit14, Mongo13, Taeli12, Rosamia7, Shalendra1

Taeli 12

That thing was ******* huge, but seeing her teammates still ready and willing to fight, Amelia stays and fights with!

Attack: 29 Damage: 10 
Attack: 12 Damage: 11
Attack: 28 Damage: 8

Using a superiority die for a distracting strike! Extra damage: 6

MOMENTUM: 7, CHAOS: 31
Maw(AC5/HP182), JohnLee25, Amelia19, Kit14, Mongo13, Taeli12, Rosamia7, Shalendra1

John Lee fires seven magic missiles at the Maw

26

Taeli raises her hammer, and in a flash of brilliant Pelorian light, Mongo's wounds are repaired.

Cure Wounds: 38 + 9

MOMENTUM: 7, CHAOS: 31
Maw(AC5/HP156), JohnLee25, Amelia19, Kit14, Mongo13, Taeli12, Rosamia7, Shalendra1

The maw attacks Rosamia!
Attack: 23 Damage: 27
If you are wearing nonmagical armor, it permanently loses -1 to AC.

MOMENTUM: 7, CHAOS: 31
Maw(AC5/HP156), JohnLee25, Amelia19, Kit14, Mongo13, Taeli12, Rosamia7, Shalendra1

"I don't wear armor. It's heavy and it hides the parts I want people to see." Rosamia says to the maw.

ORA: 21 Damage: 11

ORA: 12 Damage: 10

ORA: 22 Damage: 9

ORA: 13 Damage: 11

Extra ORA:8

Amelia attacks the maw again!

Attack: 17 Damage: 9 
Attack: 21 Damage: 10
Attack: 17 Damage: 14

“Oh yeah, good for you. What parts?” the Maw asks Rosamia.

Kit does not engage in small talk with enemy, and shoots it again.

Attack: 28 Damage: 31

Holy shit, you can talk. Well, since you're curious, the arms and midriff." 

More magic missiles from John Lee. 19

"And a bit of boob."