“I mean, I could...” Amelia considers. ”But busting your chops is better!” Also who is Jill? Rosa are you planning to murder an innocent kids parents?!

Kitinit: 22

Kit gives a brief snort of laughter before Hiding and shooting the necro.

Stealth: 21

Attack: 31 Damage: 70

Jesus 70 damage..

Initiatives:

Mongo = 22
Shalendra = 8

Seeing that all the good fun has already been disposed of, Mongo instead goes for a GWM attack on Apprentice1:

• Katana Attack #1: 9 Damage: 19
• Wakizashi Attack: 16 Damage: 15
• Katana Attack #2: 18 Damage: 19
• Katana Attack #3: 14 Damage: 20

MOMENTUM: 2, CHAOS: 31
Kit22, Mongo22, Rosamia21, Taeli18, Amelia15, Shalendra8, Skeleton4(5)(AC13/HP13), Skeleton3(4)(AC13/HP13)

Guys, if you kill a target with an attack within a multiattack, go ahead and apply following attacks to other targets. Help this shit go faster. Like, we're ******* fighting skeletons here. Speaking of they drop their brooms and look at each other. "Well, i'm not gonna attack em." says one. "I'm not gonna either. I attacked the last bunch and look at me now."

Mongo responds to the skeleton's comments by a simple "So run.  Now.  Get outta here."

"Sounds good to us, you worn out old water heater. Toodles!" and the skeletons nyoom outta there fast.

Rosamia heads on to the next room.

AREA 86 - HALLS OF TELEPORTATION

The walls of this massive hall are carved with reliefs of humanoid monarchs adorned with jeweled crowns and other finery, while servants bow at their feet. Huge white pillars rise to the ceiling.

Rosamia will let someone who didn't make Intelligence their dump stat check this room out before leaving.

Kit proceeds to do just that.

Investigation: 19

Mongo whistles an appreciative whistle, "Woo-wee!  Those are some rich monarchs featured in this artwork...I wonder if they'd bad dudes or good dudes?  What'cha think, Captain?"

"We're in an evil vault holding a bunch of lich phylacteries, so...probably bad dudes," Kit guesses without looking up from her investigation.

There's lots of pillars in this room. You can feel the hairs on your arms and neck stand up slightly, as if this room was massively electrically charged. If you wish to inspect the pillars, you need to let me know how close you get. Nothing bad'll happen. I promise.

Any metal on the floors or walls, such as floor tiles that appear to be metal instead of stone?  If so, Mongo will slowly inch his way through the room, steering clear of the pillars and anything that appears to be metallic.

Perception: 24

(...Kit will probably get within touching distance. Prepares for death.)

Rosamia will watch Kit touch the pillar.

The pillars look metallic. Alright, Kit, can you make a DC17 WIS save please? Nothing bad'll happen.

This is fine: 26