“Woi, tha’ ‘as t’ be th’ moon o’ course! Though I doo believe there bes mountains on ‘er so’s she ain’t really roond, ye ken.” Twist says delightedly.

"I told Keraptis that one was far too easy. Yes, the moon it is. Let's see if you do as well on the last...

I have a mouth but never speak.
I have a bed but never sleep.
I run smoother than any rhyme.
I love to fall but cannot climb."

“Ah, a river has a mouth and a bed, flows smoothly and water doesn’t flow up, generally speaking. So, a river it is.” Symon smiles broadly. 

Etrustcas waves her paw to indicate the passages "Very good. Choose whichever one you wish to follow. I told you Keraptis isn't half as clever as he thinks he is. I'm sure you will do fine in your search. Good luck. Feel free to return and chat anytime" She says smiling

"Would ye no mind if I searched yer pile o' bones a wee little bit?" Twist asks as politely as possible.  "P'rhaps there be a few objects thet moight be uncomfertin' t' bes layin' on."

OCC Just in case Investigation   13   Perception   13

 She looks thoughtful for a moment and then stands and moves backward off her perch of bones. "I'll tell you what. This has been the most intelligent conversation I've had in such a very long time. You may all take one item that you find."

(So here's how we'll do this. You'll each make  rolls on the random treasure table and I'll tell you what you find. For the sake of simplicity the 4 items you find are all that's there. In other words there's no re-rolls or further searching. 

First I'll need a 1d100 roll from each of you) 

38
Symon Twist bows with great dignity, "We thanks ye from the bottom of our heart, you are most generous." And he is sincere.

84

(That's an error above. It should be two 1d100 rolls)

Jak looks to Symon with a newfound appreciation at his opportunistic bartering. "You and I, Master Twist," he says with a grin, "are going to get along just fine." With that, he begins to search through the pile. (First roll- 24 And the second- 40 )

Jak you find an elixir of health

(I'm not going to make you all identify them. Etrusca would know what they are and tell you)

"And it has been a most welcome pleasure to converse with such a being, as yourself. It is unfortunate that we cannot tarry here too long, least we lose track of our purpose, or have these 'others' snatch away the prizes. But, such is life. Ahem. Yes, yes. Such it is." Brocc likely needs some help being lifted up to the nest of bones for his searching, but he picks over it fairly carefully as to avoid accidently pushing or kicking aside bones he think were angled in such a way as to make the bed comfortable for Etrusca.

1st Roll: 49.
2nd Roll: 32.

Symon you find a potion of superior healing

Brocc you find a potion of clairvoyance 

Would that be similar to a potion oh Greater Healing?

(yes but better :) Unfortunately healing potions are kind of messed up in DNDB database so I'll add it to your sheet. It's  8d4+8)

Johnson, are you going to roll and claim something?

(Im really sorry, I had to take a break and do school work, im sorry if i have held up the campaign)

98 Thank you Johnson says with the most sincere voice 18

Johnson you pull out a gray robe of the archmagi 

Etrusca looking to you all says "Well, now that you've gotten your goodies I expect you'll be moving on. Do you know what way you'll be heading first?" Then almost as an aside she says "I don't know if any of you will have much use of that robe right now but you are welcome to stay and attune if you'd like. This is really the only safe spot in the mountain to do so" 

Whistling in appreciation at the haul, Jak looks down each of the hallways, not seeing any real difference in the passageways. "May as well go with our first choice and head off to the right. Whenever you're ready gentlemen."