The Divine Fallen

(bruh)

I cast catapult using one of the rocks from the slide directly in a strait line so that if the first orc dodges the rock the second one will have to make a save

dc = dex 13

damage = (lv 2 spell) = 17

(Just a helpful thing I've found called tooltips that we could all use. If you're casting a spell, type it like this: [ spell ] catapult [ /spell ], without the space between the brackets, and it'll bring up a small menu describing the spell: catapult )

Orc 1 Dex Save: 17

He quickly dodges out of the way with a surprised grunt.

Orc 2 Dex Save: 5

The second Orc doesn't react in time, and the rock smashes right into his head, caving his face in and instantly killing him.

Talia is going to go up to the Orc and use her Rapier for a Sneak Attack:

Attack: 13 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

Ok, well. I messed the roll up, so I'm gonna do that again, but another way.

Attack: 23

Damage: 9 + 7

I've cast a spell thus my invisibility has ended, I stand in the middle of the room smiling at the last orc with glee 

(How far away am i from the orc?)

(Well, she got a crit... that means she rolls her damage die again. So instead of 1d8+3, it's 2d8+6)

Crit Damage: 10

(That's a total of 21 damage... wow)

Talia, keenly taking advantage of the distraction, sneaks up behind the Orc and stabs him right through the heart, skewering him and dropping him quickly.

Nico, you're about 10 feet away from two dead Orcs and two unconscious party members.

Now that both the orcs are down I transform back into my regular form and approach my unconscious comrades, using a cantrip [Shape Water] I drop a cold puddle on each of them, attempting to wake them from their slumber.

I move forward to untie both Durk and the soldier {Don't think Nemm knows his Path of study or his name yet

(Nico, you have to put the brackets around [spell] and [/spell], not the actual spell name. Sorry, should have clarified that.)

Nico approacahes and wakes Durk and Sawin, and Nemm quietly unties them. The two girls at the back start making muffled noises.

( Acid Arrow Like this?) oh yeah it works

(There you go :D)

What do you all do now?

I move over and ungag the maiden like people and turn to Nico and Talia " At least one of you, can you please keep an eye on the entrance, don't want to be jumped at the moment" (Even if that was a smooth sweeping)

Talia nods and sneaks off to the entrance.

The two maiden girls look up at you quietly, and slightly fearfully.

"I'll proceed to the entrance, though i cannot transform into another animal, i should be able to retrieve our compatriots and ensure that nothing will jump us from the right hand tunnel, ill be back shortly" (I have to shake of my magical wankers cramp before transforming again XD) I accompany Talia to the entrance.

shakes my head as i come to

"what happened?"

(bro, I have never, in my 4 years of playing with fairly dirty minded friends, ever heard it referred to as that, and that's hilarious lmao)

Nemm, that leaves you, Durk, Sawin, and the maidens in the room.