"There's Afflicted in the next room. We should be ready for a fight."

The three Afflicted slowly stand, sensing your presence, and draw their weapons. They look like warped and twisted knights with no skin - their armor black, wet, and thick. They look tough.

Afflicted1: 14
Afflicted2: 22
Afflicted3: 5

Hera:5

Shiara: 5

Ingrid: 21

Jimmy: 6

Jeremiah: 19

SpidersRUs: 22

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP136), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, , Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP136), Shiara5, Hera5

With a gurgling, unholy scream, Afflicted2 attacks Ingrid!
Attack: 26 Damage: 11
Attack: 18 Damage: 8

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP136), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, , Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP136), Shiara5, Hera5

Ingrid feels the first strike send a bone breaking shiver up her shield arm as she tries to deflect it. The second swing of the oily knight is easily dodged as Ingrid rolls out of the way. Springing back to her feet and bringing her gleaming axe in one fell sweep, Ingrid cuts at the ham strings of this foul creature, then uses the momentum to bring the radiant axe head up, over, and down hard into the place where it’s neck and shoulder meet.

Sweep Afflicted 2: Attack: 16 Damage: 13

Shoulder meat Afflicted 2:  Attack: 16 Damage: 12

IF UNDEAD extra DMG: Attack 1: 3 Attack 2: 1

Shiara's zombies I totally didn't forget about: 15

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP136), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, , Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP136), Shiara5, Hera5

A wicked attack from Ingrid!! Except the part when she nat1'ed.

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP113), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, , Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP136), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Jeremiah calls upon the spirits of fire, manifesting as Produce Flame, the supernatural fire snaking around his hand, and then casts it towards Afflicted2. 

Attack: 16 Damage: 9

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP113), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, , Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP136), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

A hit!

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP104), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, , Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP136), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Afflicted1 attacks Jeremiah!
Attack: 26 Damage: 9
Attack: 8 Damage: 9

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP104), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP136), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Without showing any fear, or being bothered by their gurgling, unholy screams, Jimmy casually walks up to Afflicted3 and yells at it "Away, you vile creature!  Go back to your false god, Strahd, and tell him that we're coming for him!"  In a flash, he then withdraws both rapiers and pierces Afflicted3-

• Rapier Attack #1: 11 Damage: 10
• Rapier Attack #2: 13 Damage: 13
• Planar Warrior Force Damage: 3
• Sneak Attack Damage: 2

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP104), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP136), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

You casually hit once!

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP104), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP117), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Jeremiah dispatches his spiders! He sends half swarming over each of Afflicted1 and Afflicted2...

Good spider 1 vs Afflicted1: Attack: 21 Damage: 7 (Poison: 7, DC11 CON ST for half)

Good spider 2 vs Afflicted1: Attack: 15 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. (Poison: 4, DC11 CON ST for half)

Good spider 3 vs Afflicted1: Attack: 10 Damage: 3 (Poison: 3, DC11 CON ST for half)

Good spider 4 vs Afflicted1: Attack: 4 Damage: 2 (Poison: 5, DC11 CON ST for half)

Good spider 5 vs Afflicted2: Attack: 23 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. (Poison: 8, DC11 CON ST for half)

Good spider 6 vs Afflicted2: Attack: 6 Damage: 5 (Poison: 3, DC11 CON ST for half)

Good spider 7 vs Afflicted2: Attack: 10 Damage: 2 (Poison: 4, DC11 CON ST for half)

Good spider 8 vs Afflicted2: Attack: 18 Damage: 5 (Poison: 5, DC11 CON ST for half)

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP104), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP136), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP117), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Many hits! Kinda. Here's the saves: 23, 14, 14, 24

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP100), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP128), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP117), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Afflicted3 attacks Shiara!
Attack: 26 Damage: 24
Attack: 11 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP100), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP128), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP117), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Hera attacks Afflicted2 twice!

Attack: 23 Damage: 14

Attack: 19 Damage: 9

Shiara grunts as she takes those hits, then sends her zombies forward at Afflicted 2, followed by a line of dark fire.

Both Afflicted must make DC 15 Dex STs to take half of 10 fire damage.

Zombies:

Attack: 15 Damage: 5

Attack: 18 Damage: 6

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP100), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP128), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP117), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Shiara hits! Hera hits! The zombies hit! Here's the save: 16

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP56), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP128), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP117), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

Afflicted2 attacks Hera!
Attack: 17 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 26 Damage: 8

SPIDERS R US
Afflicted2(22)(AC13/HP56), Ingrid21, Jeremiah21, Afflicted1(14)(AC13/HP118), SpidersRUs11, Jimmy6, Afflicted3(5)(AC13/HP112), Shiara5, Hera5, WhatZombies2

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