CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4) DRAGONDENN:Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP) MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP4) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE:Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4) DRAGONDENN:Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP) MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP4) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE:Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4) DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP) MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP4) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Scared by the incoming horrors, Fool suddenly realises he's too fumble-fingered for the 3 (three?!) darts he brought with him. Nevertheless, he tries his best...
Fool Attack: 6; Damage: 4
Rist flinches out of the way of randomly-thrown darts, and tries to knife the enemy.
Rist Attack: 12; Damage: 4
Rolling his eyes at the foolishness, Tom wades in, swinging his shovel in a broad arc...
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4) DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP) MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP4) ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Horror2 lashes at Tom! Attack: 20 Damage: 4 and Knack! Attack: 17 Damage: 3
Tom is killed! Knack lives with 1 hp!
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)SLAIN DRAGONDENN:Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP) MERLIN:Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP) MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Horror1 claws at Kel twice! Attack: 17 Damage: 4 Attack: 3 Damage: 4
Kel has been slain!!
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE:Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE:Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)SLAIN DRAGONDENN:Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP)SLAIN MERLIN:Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Tony finally seeing the horror that has befallen those around him, releases a high pitch shriek and flails his staff at Horror1
[Staff: 2 Damage: 1]
Logan watches Tony lunge forward and cautiously moves away from the monsters laying waste to the crowd, he fumbles in his waterproof sack for a stone and sets it in his sling. Like an ornithopter it goes 'whup' 'whup' 'whup' as he twirls the sling above his head and lets the stone fly true at Horror1
[Sling: 21 Damage: 4]
Marcus rolls up his sleeves and takes his staff up in both hands and shouts "NOT THIS AGAIN!" and swings at Horror1 as well
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE:Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN:Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
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Merric lowers his head, sprinting forward and slashing toward Horror(1). "For the Barrow!"
Short Sword Attack: 8 Damage: 6
Lucius then glares at Bobbert, spurring the reluctant cheesemaker forward to assist the halfling in his attack on Horror(1). "Crom, I'm too pretty to die!" Rolling Pin Swat Attack: 12 Damage: 3
Finally, the noble moves forward, brandishing his fine longsword and muttering something beneath breath. Merric quickly chimes in, "Yes, you fiend, bow down at the sight of your superior!" Longsword Attack: 7 Damage: 5
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Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd) Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist) Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN:Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN:Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2) Initiative order:Dave20, Merlin17,Horror2(14)(AC13/HP6), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP4), Argent3,Nope3
Herb Thicksbottom hits! The first Vine Horror is almost dead!
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative: 20
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP)
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP4)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP10), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
Merlin’s Knights of the Square Table initiative: 14
Reeling in horror, Grengrun (the blacksmith) commands his servant (Knack) to attack Horror2:
Knack’s staff attack-
Attack: 20 Damage: 3
Mustering up enough courage to attack as well, Grengrun runs toward Horror2 and attempts to club it with his blacksmith hammer-
Attack: 1 Damage: 3
Finally, Herb (the mushroom farmer) screams at the Horror2 abomination “You poor excuse for a fungus!” and whacks it with his staff-
Attack: 12 Damage: 2
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP)
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP4)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP10), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP)
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP4)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP10), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
Three swings, three misses! The vines have produced a humanoid so horrible in appearance it shakes you to the core!
Scared by the incoming horrors, Fool suddenly realises he's too fumble-fingered for the 3 (three?!) darts he brought with him. Nevertheless, he tries his best...
Fool Attack: 6; Damage: 4
Rist flinches out of the way of randomly-thrown darts, and tries to knife the enemy.
Rist Attack: 12; Damage: 4
Rolling his eyes at the foolishness, Tom wades in, swinging his shovel in a broad arc...
Tom Attack: 13; Damage: 3
(Note - all attacking Horror2)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP)
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP4)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP10), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
Tom hits!
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP7), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
Horror2 lashes at Tom!
Attack: 20 Damage: 4
and Knack!
Attack: 17 Damage: 3
Tom is killed! Knack lives with 1 hp!
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP)
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP7), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
Kel yips as he moves forward, hacking at horror2 with his handaxe...
Attack: 18 Damage: 0
Bran strides forward, his own handaxe striking at the same horror, as if chopping wood...
Attack: 3 Damage: 1
Seven glances to those around and figures he best do what he can. He lashes out at horror2 with his club.
Attack: 12 Damage: 2
(If one of the horrors happens to go down, please just move attacks to the other... Doubt if any will, but here is hoping...)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP)
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP7), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
Kel the Chicken Butcher hits for 1 point! Seven and Bran miss!
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP6), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
Horror1 claws at Kel twice!
Attack: 17 Damage: 4
Attack: 3 Damage: 4
Kel has been slain!!
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP4)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/3HP)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP6), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP10), Argent3, Nope3
Tony finally seeing the horror that has befallen those around him, releases a high pitch shriek and flails his staff at Horror1
[Staff: 2 Damage: 1]
Logan watches Tony lunge forward and cautiously moves away from the monsters laying waste to the crowd, he fumbles in his waterproof sack for a stone and sets it in his sling. Like an ornithopter it goes 'whup' 'whup' 'whup' as he twirls the sling above his head and lets the stone fly true at Horror1
[Sling: 21 Damage: 4]
Marcus rolls up his sleeves and takes his staff up in both hands and shouts "NOT THIS AGAIN!" and swings at Horror1 as well
[Staff: 5 Damage: 3]
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
Crit table roll: 1
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
[Extra Damage: 1]
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP6), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP5), Argent3, Nope3
Tony misses! Logan crits!!! Excellent hit! 5 damage to Horror1! Marcus misses. It's up to Nope.
Merric lowers his head, sprinting forward and slashing toward Horror(1). "For the Barrow!"
Short Sword Attack: 8 Damage: 6
Lucius then glares at Bobbert, spurring the reluctant cheesemaker forward to assist the halfling in his attack on Horror(1). "Crom, I'm too pretty to die!"
Rolling Pin Swat Attack: 12 Damage: 3
Finally, the noble moves forward, brandishing his fine longsword and muttering something beneath breath. Merric quickly chimes in, "Yes, you fiend, bow down at the sight of your superior!"
Longsword Attack: 7 Damage: 5
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
A hit!! For Crom!
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP6), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP4), Argent3, Nope3
The Knights of the Square Table all gang up on Horror2, to show him who's the boss...
Grengrun Bentfork
Hammer Attack: 5 Damage: 3
Herb Thicksbottom
Staff Attack: 13 Damage: 3
Knack
Staff Attack: 17 Damage: 5
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP6), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP4), Argent3, Nope3
Herb Thicksbottom hits! The first Vine Horror is almost dead!
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP2), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP4), Argent3, Nope3
Horrified at the death of Tom, Fool hurls his second dart at Horror 2, barely able to see through the tears..
Attack: 9; Damage: 2
Rist, meanwhile, pragmatically steps in behind to knife it.
Attack: 13; Damage: 1
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP3), Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP2), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP4), Argent3, Nope3
Fool and Rist miss! Crap, here comes Horror2!!
Horror2 attacks Tony!
Attack: 16 Damage: 3
and Merric!
Attack: 14 Damage: 2
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP2), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
Initiative order: Dave20, Merlin17, Horror2(14)(AC13/HP2), Dragondenn9, Horror1(8)(AC13/HP4), Argent3, Nope3