A tear quickly forms in Red's eye when he sees Jed go down right in front of him.  He quickly realizes that his percentage/share of the loot riches just went up, though, so with a sparkle in his eye, he picks up Jed's pitchfork, and rams it into Statue4:

Red's pitchfork attack on Statue4-

Attack: 12 Damage: 9

Ja gathers the blade again, this time gripping the hilt with both hands. The elf swings, rallying Oliver as he does. "Don't give up, young one! With our allies help, we have them on their heels." Calling on the heritage of his ancestors, the elf slashes down on Statue(1). "Attack!"

Ja Longsword Attack: 3 Damage: 7

Oliver rolls his eyes, thinking to himself that he has at least hit something in this battle...unlike the bossy elf. He raises his BFS once again, swinging away for the bleachers like Roy Hobbs.

Oliver "Batter Up!" Attack: 5 Damage: 4

Ja fumble roll: 1

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP1), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Red hits!! Another statue down! Two left! They attack!

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Statue1 punches at Damien!
Punch Attack: 16 Damage: 4

Statue3 punches at Oliver!
Punch Attack: 21 Damage: 2

CAST OF UNUSUAL SUSPECTS
MERLIN: Victor the Rat Catcher(AC9/HP0)ASH, Red the Dyer(AC11/HP2), Jed the Wheat Farmer(AC10/HP0)SOCKED
NOPE: Oliver the Ostler(AC10/HP1), Ja the Forester(AC11/HP4), Jo(AC11/HP0)DUST
DRAGONDENN: Hilda the Fruit Vendor(AC10/HP0)BROKEN, Manny the Merchant(AC11/HP2), Thia the Falconer(AC11/HP1)
ARGENT: Three Fingered Dwayne the Parsnip Farmer(AC9/HP4), Toothless Thorley the Shroom Farmer(AC10/HP0)SPEARED, Huddle the Squire(AC11/HP4)
RASEC: Matthew the Gambler(AC9/AC6), Varric the Curpurse(AC11/HP0)ASH, Damien the Squire(AC10/HP0)SOCKED
DAVE: Frank the Squire(AC10/HP0)SQEWERED, Spencer the Squire(AC9/HP2), Wurzel the Turnip Farmer(AC10/HP1)

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Wurzel goes for Statue3, swinging his pitchfork wildly.

Attack: 21 Damage: 4

Spenser watches, and then joins him in his attack.

Attack: 11 Damage: 6

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Wurzel hits!! 

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

"The power of the Bucket compels you! Give forth your riches foul beasts!" screams Huddle as he chops at Statue1

[Longsword: 4 Damage: 7]

Dwayne thinks perhaps there is something to this Bucket Huddle keeps on about so he adds "Yeah the bucket!" "Quack!" adds Mort as he gently prods the Statue3 with his pitchfork

[Pitchfork: 9 Damage: 6]

Damien's chest caves in as the statue punches into his chest and Matthew is left shocked. Letting out an even louder scream of fear, he continues to slap his club at the statues, desperate to get at least one more hit in before he dies.

Attack: 11 Damage: 3 (at statue1)

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Sorry guys, misses all around.

Manny is nearly pissing himself at this point.  He tries to hit the statue again, while his bodyguard Thia does the same.

Manny to hit: 5 damage: 2

Thia to hit: 19 damage: 3

both attacks at statue1 yet again.

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP1), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Thia hits!! Manny almost pisses himself lol!

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP1), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Ja slashes at Statue(3) while Oliver tries to finish off Statue(1). 

Ja Attack: 3 Damage: 4

Oliver BFS Attack: 4 Damage: 2

Fumble: -1

Red does the hokey pokey with Statue1:

Attack: 9 Damage: 9

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP1), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Yikes LOL. 

Statue1 and Statue3 pummel Ja!
Punch Attack: 9 Damage: 4
Punch Attack: 22 Damage: 4

Put out of his misery.

CAST OF UNUSUAL SUSPECTS
MERLIN: Victor the Rat Catcher(AC9/HP0)ASH, Red the Dyer(AC11/HP2), Jed the Wheat Farmer(AC10/HP0)SOCKED
NOPE: Oliver the Ostler(AC10/HP1), Ja the Forester(AC11/HP0)SMOOSHED, Jo(AC11/HP0)DUST
DRAGONDENN: Hilda the Fruit Vendor(AC10/HP0)BROKEN, Manny the Merchant(AC11/HP2), Thia the Falconer(AC11/HP1)
ARGENT: Three Fingered Dwayne the Parsnip Farmer(AC9/HP4), Toothless Thorley the Shroom Farmer(AC10/HP0)SPEARED, Huddle the Squire(AC11/HP4)
RASEC: Matthew the Gambler(AC9/AC6), Varric the Curpurse(AC11/HP0)ASH, Damien the Squire(AC10/HP0)SOCKED
DAVE: Frank the Squire(AC10/HP0)SQEWERED, Spencer the Squire(AC9/HP2), Wurzel the Turnip Farmer(AC10/HP1)

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP1), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Wetness soaking his britches, Manny tries to hit statue1 once again...

To hit: 17  Damage: 2

"About time you did something useful..." Thia says as she moves to attack the last statue...

To hit: 7  Damage: 2

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP1), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Manny hits!! Statue1 shatters!

GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue3(7)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5

Huddle focuses once again and swings at the last statue

[Longsword: 3 Damage: 8]

Dwayne goes 'poke' 'poke' "quaaack!"

[Pitchfork: 8 Damage: 1

YOU ARE ALL VICTORIOUS!

On to the next room, champions.

AREA 7 - STRATEGY ROOM

Refer to the map if need be. The spiral staircase leads to a long, narrow room with a door in the far wall. There are several ledges holding miniature clay soldiers and two tables with armies of opposing soldiers are laid out around buildings and hills. There is a door at the end of the hall.