I feel like the real divide between a good and bad monster starts with the name. Think of two iconic D&D monsters: the Beholder and the Mind Flayer. The Beholder, especially in a lot of early drawings, can be a supremely stupid-looking creature: "It has a big eye! And then other eyes! That shoot lasers!" But it's called a Beholder which is just so rad-sounding, and the whole concept stuck. Ditto with Mind Flayers, which are essentially just people with squids for faces and psychic powers. But they flay minds, man. How cool is that? Then you have the owlbear...
I guess my point is, most of the more imaginative creatures live or die on the value we've ascribed to them over the years based on how neat their names or features sounded, often when we were kids.
Like most ridiculously bad monsters.
Can be from any edition, but I'm pretty sure 3.5 has a shit ton of those.
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Most of the worst are from first and second edition. There are a bunch of lists online of dumb monsters, but my personal pick would be the duckbunny.
OK, I'll offer a starting candidate.
"Not all those who wander are lost"
I feel like the real divide between a good and bad monster starts with the name. Think of two iconic D&D monsters: the Beholder and the Mind Flayer. The Beholder, especially in a lot of early drawings, can be a supremely stupid-looking creature: "It has a big eye! And then other eyes! That shoot lasers!" But it's called a Beholder which is just so rad-sounding, and the whole concept stuck. Ditto with Mind Flayers, which are essentially just people with squids for faces and psychic powers. But they flay minds, man. How cool is that? Then you have the owlbear...
I guess my point is, most of the more imaginative creatures live or die on the value we've ascribed to them over the years based on how neat their names or features sounded, often when we were kids.
On the other hand, the Mauler exists.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.
None of the creatures from that module are bad. Except the froghemoth. That one was stupid.
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Eww wolfs-in-sheeps clothing. Froghemoths are very stupid as well. The DND team should've left it in earlier editions, but it popped up in 5th ed.
A lot of the humanoid races are stupid as well, as most of them are just random animals with bodies.
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