I told my players before one campaign that magic was illegal, and there were government-funded mage hunting parties roaming the kingdom. The next day, the party consists of a Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, and Druid.
"what? we were just growing some crops! and playing some music! and skinning the guard captain's eye!" (order: druid bard warlock)
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i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
My DM had us in a jail cell and we were in a fight with somen NPCs my DM is also playing but anyway it was his turn and he used fireball in a really small room and almost killed both of us 🤦♀️
I did not think that was a common ocurrence, but then I started this thread, and apparently people do this all the time (makes me feel a lot better about messing up with AoE's).
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I told my players before one campaign that magic was illegal, and there were government-funded mage hunting parties roaming the kingdom. The next day, the party consists of a Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, and Druid.
At least it makes for an entertaining story.
"Oh, wait, mage hunter! See ya later!"
*Turns and runs*
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I told my players before one campaign that magic was illegal, and there were government-funded mage hunting parties roaming the kingdom. The next day, the party consists of a Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, and Druid.
I was attacking an ice troll at the bottom of a crashed ship, siping it from the deck. I did a beautiful nat 20 and just exploded him with chromatic orb, But it triggered a wild magic surge, and exploded the entire ship and the party with fireball!
I was attacking an ice troll at the bottom of a crashed ship, siping it from the deck. I did a beautiful nat 20 and just exploded him with chromatic orb, But it triggered a wild magic surge, and exploded the entire ship and the party with fireball!
This, kids, is why we dot take the wild magic subclass! (Love it)
One time, the Wizard in our party cast minor illusion to try to scare off an Adult Red Dragon. It went as expected.
"Ah yes, this will do the trick!"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
One time the Lawful Evil Changling Artificer (Artillerist) Rogue (Assassin) in our group went and put 3 or 4 lit dynamite sticks underneath me while I was UNCONSCIOUS and being carried in a cart while I was recovering from a near fatal Adult Blue Dragon breath weapon attack that nearly shocked me to death (I was at around 5 HP after that) then I suddenly blow up and I'm up in flames screaming while Mr Explosive is laughing his head off. Wasn't funny to me at the time but I laugh about it now. Lol.
One time the Lawful Evil Changling Artificer (Artillerist) Rogue (Assassin) in our group went and put 3 or 4 lit dynamite sticks underneath me while I was UNCONSCIOUS and being carried in a cart while I was recovering from a near fatal Adult Blue Dragon breath weapon attack that nearly shocked me to death (I was at around 5 HP after that) then I suddenly blow up and I'm up in flames screaming while Mr Explosive is laughing his head off. Wasn't funny to me at the time but I laugh about it now. Lol.
One time the Lawful Evil Changling Artificer (Artillerist) Rogue (Assassin) in our group went and put 3 or 4 lit dynamite sticks underneath me while I was UNCONSCIOUS and being carried in a cart while I was recovering from a near fatal Adult Blue Dragon breath weapon attack that nearly shocked me to death (I was at around 5 HP after that) then I suddenly blow up and I'm up in flames screaming while Mr Explosive is laughing his head off. Wasn't funny to me at the time but I laugh about it now. Lol.
"This is totally sounds like a good idea!"
I think I would agree with that, at least my current character.
One time the Lawful Evil Changling Artificer (Artillerist) Rogue (Assassin) in our group went and put 3 or 4 lit dynamite sticks underneath me while I was UNCONSCIOUS and being carried in a cart while I was recovering from a near fatal Adult Blue Dragon breath weapon attack that nearly shocked me to death (I was at around 5 HP after that) then I suddenly blow up and I'm up in flames screaming while Mr Explosive is laughing his head off. Wasn't funny to me at the time but I laugh about it now. Lol.
"This is totally sounds like a good idea!"
I think I would agree with that, at least my current character.
"what? we were just growing some crops! and playing some music! and skinning the guard captain's eye!" (order: druid bard warlock)
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I did not think that was a common ocurrence, but then I started this thread, and apparently people do this all the time (makes me feel a lot better about messing up with AoE's).
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
Ever wanted to talk about your parties' worst mistakes? Do so HERE. What's your favorite class, why? Share & explain
HERE.At least it makes for an entertaining story.
"Oh, wait, mage hunter! See ya later!"
*Turns and runs*
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
Ever wanted to talk about your parties' worst mistakes? Do so HERE. What's your favorite class, why? Share & explain
HERE.XD HAHAHAHA yes!!!
you quoted it like six times, probably on accident, but I agree- it's awesome!
I was attacking an ice troll at the bottom of a crashed ship, siping it from the deck. I did a beautiful nat 20 and just exploded him with chromatic orb, But it triggered a wild magic surge, and exploded the entire ship and the party with fireball!
This, kids, is why we dot take the wild magic subclass! (Love it)
It pronounced Den Sake. It is not Japanese.
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Fireball is dangerous ya'll
Try having made a illusion of a wall of fire spell, looking exactly like you were casting the spell, but it doesn’t have any effect. (Homebrew spell)
It pronounced Den Sake. It is not Japanese.
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Ooooooooooooooooooo
I was playing pathfinder 1e when I did it, on a flying wooden ship. In front of the entire crew.
It pronounced Den Sake. It is not Japanese.
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One time, the Wizard in our party cast minor illusion to try to scare off an Adult Red Dragon. It went as expected.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Ah yes, this will do the trick!"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Hmmm that sounds like a brilliant plan 😁
One time the Lawful Evil Changling Artificer (Artillerist) Rogue (Assassin) in our group went and put 3 or 4 lit dynamite sticks underneath me while I was UNCONSCIOUS and being carried in a cart while I was recovering from a near fatal Adult Blue Dragon breath weapon attack that nearly shocked me to death (I was at around 5 HP after that) then I suddenly blow up and I'm up in flames screaming while Mr Explosive is laughing his head off. Wasn't funny to me at the time but I laugh about it now. Lol.
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"This totally sounds like a good idea!"
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
Ever wanted to talk about your parties' worst mistakes? Do so HERE. What's your favorite class, why? Share & explain
HERE.Yesyesyes
I think I would agree with that, at least my current character.
It pronounced Den Sake. It is not Japanese.
Website character sheet not working fix (Hopefully)
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What is he, cleric of Jerry?
He’s that one guy who wants to work alone, not good for a party, and he almost got them all executed by accident.
It pronounced Den Sake. It is not Japanese.
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