I'm bored and looking for something funny. I don't know if this is the right chat to post this in, but:
What is the most ridiculous gag character that was still useable that you have ever seen in a campaign? We have all heard the stories of Abserd. What else do you have?
For example, I wanted to play a Kobold light cleric who worships the sun and strongly believes that "the great fire will consume us all!"
I am dying to play a goblin who starts at level 1 as a rogue but from there starts taking levels in druid, because he got bitten by a rat (a fairly common thing for a goblin who lives in the sewers) and then discovered he could turn into a rat. So he goes around trying to get bitten by other animals so that he can turn into those animals.
I have a dragonborn which is just a fried egg. A wizard got trapped in a dragon cave after slaying a dragon, and after some starvation cracked a dragon egg to make a sunny-side up fried egg. Instead the egg became sentient, a draconic blood sorcerer. He's just an egg with a wizard hat, but it still works.
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I'm bored and looking for something funny. I don't know if this is the right chat to post this in, but:
What is the most ridiculous gag character that was still useable that you have ever seen in a campaign? We have all heard the stories of Abserd. What else do you have?
For example, I wanted to play a Kobold light cleric who worships the sun and strongly believes that "the great fire will consume us all!"
I am dying to play a goblin who starts at level 1 as a rogue but from there starts taking levels in druid, because he got bitten by a rat (a fairly common thing for a goblin who lives in the sewers) and then discovered he could turn into a rat. So he goes around trying to get bitten by other animals so that he can turn into those animals.
Anzio Faro. Protector Aasimar light cleric. Lvl 18.
Viktor Gavriil. White dragonborn grave cleric. Lvl 20.
Ikram Sahir ibn-Malik al-Sayyid Ra'ad. Brass dragonborn draconic sorcerer Lvl 9. Fire elemental devil.
Wrangler of cats.
I have a dragonborn which is just a fried egg. A wizard got trapped in a dragon cave after slaying a dragon, and after some starvation cracked a dragon egg to make a sunny-side up fried egg. Instead the egg became sentient, a draconic blood sorcerer. He's just an egg with a wizard hat, but it still works.