"Mess"tidigitation, summons a bunch of random junk.
Nice. What about "hire storm!". Summons a sentient air elemental that offers its services in exchange for gold.
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I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum:The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 2 Paladin of Conquest;
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We homebrewed a spell called Summon bread Its pretty much you summon bread, feed it to someone for cure wounds or poison damage that's the same roll as it is to heal.
Acid Sparrow, Cordon of Sparrows, the possibilities are endless
Flame sparrows. Summons three miniature phoenixs.
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I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum:The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 2 Paladin of Conquest;
Check out my EXTENDEDSIGNATUR (hasn't been updated in forever, fyi)
Healing curse: you are cursed with PTSD and take psychic damage when healed.
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Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
For lost and found of a drowned person. This gave me an idea:
A Water Genasi who can’t swim.
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Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
Breath Ward: Only actually useful against dragons and hallitotics.
Breath fart: makes everyone around you and yourself to make constitution saving throw to see if you take 1d4 stinky smell per breath you take.
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Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
Sounds like fun
Nice. What about "hire storm!". Summons a sentient air elemental that offers its services in exchange for gold.
Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, and I'm very sporadic when I'm online lol.
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum: The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 2 Paladin of Conquest;
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR (hasn't been updated in forever, fyi)
"Rice Knife/Wall of Rice! *clatter*...oops."
"DESTRUCTIVE SHAVE!"
Dwarf in the party: NOOOOOOO
"Summon Yeast!" "Well, at least we can make bread."
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
I get in fights with clerics Catholic and Pastafarian
Despite the rest of civilization having turned agrarian
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
That sounds like something that works but at the same time doesn’t
Soonbeam: A 2nd level spell that never actually shows up
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
I get in fights with clerics Catholic and Pastafarian
Despite the rest of civilization having turned agrarian
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
Melf's Acid Sparrow - nuff said
Animate Lead - I guess we have sentient poisonous pipes now.
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
I get in fights with clerics Catholic and Pastafarian
Despite the rest of civilization having turned agrarian
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
We homebrewed a spell called Summon bread Its pretty much you summon bread, feed it to someone for cure wounds or poison damage that's the same roll as it is to heal.
wait, that's just the Chef feat.
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
I get in fights with clerics Catholic and Pastafarian
Despite the rest of civilization having turned agrarian
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
Pretty much, but with a damage feature. But we nicknamed the player Bread, so it made sense
Acid Sparrow, Cordon of Sparrows, the possibilities are endless
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
I get in fights with clerics Catholic and Pastafarian
Despite the rest of civilization having turned agrarian
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
Flame sparrows. Summons three miniature phoenixs.
Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, and I'm very sporadic when I'm online lol.
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum: The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 2 Paladin of Conquest;
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR (hasn't been updated in forever, fyi)
Jump: you take damage when landing.
Hunter Mark: summons a hunter named Mark.
Healing curse: you are cursed with PTSD and take psychic damage when healed.
Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
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Healing Ward: you are magically protected from healing spells.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
Breath Ward: Only actually useful against dragons and hallitotics.
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
I get in fights with clerics Catholic and Pastafarian
Despite the rest of civilization having turned agrarian
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
... i once played a locathah artificer who could only make SHOES that glow up when under water.... very useful actually?
Paremow
For lost and found of a drowned person.
This gave me an idea:
A Water Genasi who can’t swim.
Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
An Ant wrote this within an Ant Colony.
Breath fart: makes everyone around you and yourself to make constitution saving throw to see if you take 1d4 stinky smell per breath you take.
Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
An Ant wrote this within an Ant Colony.
Fire shield.
any attacks directed at you do 1d8 extra fire damage.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
which is a misspelling of what? Oh, the existing fire shield. OK.
Also, Healing Bird, Divine Bird, Power Word Hill.
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
I get in fights with clerics Catholic and Pastafarian
Despite the rest of civilization having turned agrarian
I am the very model of a modern gnome barbarian
‘Mom’aturgy. Your appearance changes to become matronly.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-