We homebrewed a spell called Summon bread Its pretty much you summon bread, feed it to someone for cure wounds or poison damage that's the same roll as it is to heal.
Healing curse: you are cursed with PTSD and take psychic damage when healed.
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Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
For lost and found of a drowned person. This gave me an idea:
A Water Genasi who can’t swim.
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Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
Breath Ward: Only actually useful against dragons and hallitotics.
Breath fart: makes everyone around you and yourself to make constitution saving throw to see if you take 1d4 stinky smell per breath you take.
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Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
Sounds like fun
Nice. What about "hire storm!". Summons a sentient air elemental that offers its services in exchange for gold.
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"Rice Knife/Wall of Rice! *clatter*...oops."
"DESTRUCTIVE SHAVE!"
Dwarf in the party: NOOOOOOO
"Summon Yeast!" "Well, at least we can make bread."
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That sounds like something that works but at the same time doesn’t
Soonbeam: A 2nd level spell that never actually shows up
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Melf's Acid Sparrow - nuff said
Animate Lead - I guess we have sentient poisonous pipes now.
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We homebrewed a spell called Summon bread Its pretty much you summon bread, feed it to someone for cure wounds or poison damage that's the same roll as it is to heal.
wait, that's just the Chef feat.
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Pretty much, but with a damage feature. But we nicknamed the player Bread, so it made sense
Acid Sparrow, Cordon of Sparrows, the possibilities are endless
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Flame sparrows. Summons three miniature phoenixs.
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Jump: you take damage when landing.
Hunter Mark: summons a hunter named Mark.
Healing curse: you are cursed with PTSD and take psychic damage when healed.
Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
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Healing Ward: you are magically protected from healing spells.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
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Breath Ward: Only actually useful against dragons and hallitotics.
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... i once played a locathah artificer who could only make SHOES that glow up when under water.... very useful actually?
Paremow
For lost and found of a drowned person.
This gave me an idea:
A Water Genasi who can’t swim.
Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
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Breath fart: makes everyone around you and yourself to make constitution saving throw to see if you take 1d4 stinky smell per breath you take.
Artificer makes booms, while Barbarian rages. Bard is playing the Bagepipe and Wargong with the Blood Hunter the vampire. The Cleric who is helping the Druid with a fear of animals. Fighter and Monk are bonking around. The Paladin and Warlock argue about Patreon's choices. Ranger is unable to find the Druid as the Rogue is dealing with parent issues. Sorcerer boasts about their wealth as the Wizard dies of 1d4 bad life decision damage.
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Fire shield.
any attacks directed at you do 1d8 extra fire damage.
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which is a misspelling of what? Oh, the existing fire shield. OK.
Also, Healing Bird, Divine Bird, Power Word Hill.
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‘Mom’aturgy. Your appearance changes to become matronly.
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