My partymate has a pet boar. I am starting to get very jealous of the boar. When we run into a pack of wolves I am thinking, Lets eliminate all but one and it'll be my pet! We get it down to almost one, and I do it. It works fine. I say, "His name is Pine." Right before he attacks the NPC I have a crush on. (Sorry to that NPC)
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Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
Tiefling Rogue: "Don't worry, I'm resistant to fire" while running away from a barbed devil. The Hurl Flame attack has 150 ft range and deals 3d6 fire damage. She only had 10 HP left and I crit with the flame, dealing 4+5+5+6+6+6=32 points of damage.
She failed one death save while the party defeated the devil. The party wanted to heal her, but she had to roll her second death save... natural 1 and she was dead.
¨come on guys it cant be that hard we can be the heros of the ages against this orc hoard¨ the mystic assimar bard before having their whole team (execept for the sorc) get killed by an orc hoard that said without her the party would have died in seconds.
Cue encounter where they found out exactly why they shouldn't be there.
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My partymate has a pet boar. I am starting to get very jealous of the boar. When we run into a pack of wolves I am thinking, Lets eliminate all but one and it'll be my pet! We get it down to almost one, and I do it. It works fine. I say, "His name is Pine." Right before he attacks the NPC I have a crush on. (Sorry to that NPC)
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
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Tiefling Rogue: "Don't worry, I'm resistant to fire" while running away from a barbed devil. The Hurl Flame attack has 150 ft range and deals 3d6 fire damage. She only had 10 HP left and I crit with the flame, dealing 4+5+5+6+6+6=32 points of damage.
She failed one death save while the party defeated the devil. The party wanted to heal her, but she had to roll her second death save... natural 1 and she was dead.
That was an unfortunate encounter.
¨come on guys it cant be that hard we can be the heros of the ages against this orc hoard¨ the mystic assimar bard before having their whole team (execept for the sorc) get killed by an orc hoard that said without her the party would have died in seconds.
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Player: "We shouldn't to be here."
Cue encounter where they found out exactly why they shouldn't be there.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"Brun no feel good," my Orc PC, slayer of Dragons, Giant-bane, Worm-eater, Brun Thunderfist's last words before dying too literal Exhaustion.
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