I'm in need of some assistance with making jokes....grim...jokes....see, in my campaign, my party is about to encounter a grim jester, a monster from the tomb of beasts found on koboldpress. And I'm not so good with coming up with morbid/grim/hurtful 'jokes' to bellitle and terrorize my party...please help..
I'm in need of some assistance with making jokes....grim...jokes....see, in my campaign, my party is about to encounter a grim jester, a monster from the tomb of beasts found on koboldpress. And I'm not so good with coming up with morbid/grim/hurtful 'jokes' to bellitle and terrorize my party...please help..
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
I had come for a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
A pit fighter ate his wife. When asked, he said he was glad 'e ate 'er.
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
Before he died my uncle covered his back in lard, after that he went downhill fast.
My friends star sign was cancer, so it was pretty ironic how he died... Eaten by a giant crab.
A man with a stutter died in prison, it was sad he couldn't finish his sentence.
*slow clap*
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
i used to always get a pain in my eye whenever i drank coffee, but now i know to take the spoon out!
this could be modified as you see fit...
Why did the man skip the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
Lady death is actually quite beautiful… in fact, she’s drop dead gorgeous!
What’s the quickest way to get to a hospital? Stand in a busy road.
Why does the graveyard have a fence? People are dying to get in.
I have many jokes about unemployed people - sadly none of them work.
Drow Shadowblades are so good! Give them a Google!