I demand figgy pudding from all for my evil agenda to take over the universe.
The mimic pudding eats your face and then becomes a gibbering mimic
The cabbage man gets me out of the fimic (haha, get it? Combine figgy pudding and mimic? Haha?) And then eats it. It reports it tastes like figs. And bacon.
The fimic eats him from the inside as it just chillin in his tummy
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I demand figgy pudding from all for my evil agenda to take over the universe.
The mimic pudding eats your face and then becomes a gibbering mimic
The cabbage man gets me out of the fimic (haha, get it? Combine figgy pudding and mimic? Haha?) And then eats it. It reports it tastes like figs. And bacon.
The fimic eats him from the inside as it just chillin in his tummy
Fool, there is no killing the cabbage man! Even by eating. The cabbage main buys some fimic digestion juice and chugs it.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I demand figgy pudding from all for my evil agenda to take over the universe.
The mimic pudding eats your face and then becomes a gibbering mimic
The cabbage man gets me out of the fimic (haha, get it? Combine figgy pudding and mimic? Haha?) And then eats it. It reports it tastes like figs. And bacon.
The fimic eats him from the inside as it just chillin in his tummy
Fool, there is no killing the cabbage man! Even by eating. The cabbage main buys some fimic digestion juice and chugs it.
But it's secretly Cabbage-Away! cleaning spray, slipped to him by the evil store clerk
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I demand figgy pudding from all for my evil agenda to take over the universe.
The mimic pudding eats your face and then becomes a gibbering mimic
The cabbage man gets me out of the fimic (haha, get it? Combine figgy pudding and mimic? Haha?) And then eats it. It reports it tastes like figs. And bacon.
The fimic eats him from the inside as it just chillin in his tummy
Fool, there is no killing the cabbage man! Even by eating. The cabbage main buys some fimic digestion juice and chugs it.
But it's secretly Cabbage-Away! cleaning spray, slipped to him by the evil store clerk
One of the ingredients is potassium, which I am god of. I remove the potassium, changing it's chemical mixture into that of cabbage-make-extremely-strong-and-also-digest-fimics spray.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I demand figgy pudding from all for my evil agenda to take over the universe.
The mimic pudding eats your face and then becomes a gibbering mimic
The cabbage man gets me out of the fimic (haha, get it? Combine figgy pudding and mimic? Haha?) And then eats it. It reports it tastes like figs. And bacon.
The fimic eats him from the inside as it just chillin in his tummy
Fool, there is no killing the cabbage man! Even by eating. The cabbage main buys some fimic digestion juice and chugs it.
But it's secretly Cabbage-Away! cleaning spray, slipped to him by the evil store clerk
One of the ingredients is potassium, which I am god of. I remove the potassium, changing it's chemical mixture into that of cabbage-make-extremely-strong-and-also-digest-fimics spray.
I, as I am not yet a god, become the God of Magnesium, rival of Gibber, God of Potassium. I make the magnesium in the Cabbage-Away! increase until its a deadly dosage.
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I realize we now have a judge to an ancient debate.
So I'm the god of potassium, would I control potatoes (a food with potassium in them), would potatoes control me?
I believe you would control only the potassium inside the potatoes. You could pull it out, manipulate it, and so on but couldn't control the rest of what's in the potatoes.
I pull the potassium out of a potato, to see what happens since I'm completely altering it's dna.
The potato cease to exist, and the space where it was is now an empty void. The void doesn't last long, however; it is quickly filled with whatever is in the atmosphere around here.
I realize I can completely remove potatoes from the universe now. Such power. However, I got nothing against potatoes so I don't do anything.
This is my proof I can destroy potatoes at will. Fear me, and avoid this path of magnesium, foolish one.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I create banana missle launchers that I can use in self defense. Also, my cabbage man minion buys an Olive Garden and turns it into a Cabbage Garden (run by cabbages, not serving cabbages)
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I create a wisdom dispenser that dispenses wisdom to anyone who makes the thirty-five year pilgrimage to reach it.
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I create a wisdom dispenser that dispenses wisdom to anyone who makes the thirty-five year pilgrimage to reach it.
An army of pilgrims steal the wisdom dispenser and turn it into an intelligence dispenser, then return it.
My divine wrath rains down from the heavens, atomizing the pilgrims and restoring the intelligence dispenser to a wisdom dispenser.
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The fimic eats him from the inside as it just chillin in his tummy
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Fool, there is no killing the cabbage man! Even by eating. The cabbage main buys some fimic digestion juice and chugs it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But it's secretly Cabbage-Away! cleaning spray, slipped to him by the evil store clerk
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
One of the ingredients is potassium, which I am god of. I remove the potassium, changing it's chemical mixture into that of cabbage-make-extremely-strong-and-also-digest-fimics spray.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I, as I am not yet a god, become the God of Magnesium, rival of Gibber, God of Potassium. I make the magnesium in the Cabbage-Away! increase until its a deadly dosage.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I threaten to remove all of your potatoes if you take the route of magnesium. And it is possible for me to do that.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You fool! I have no potatoes! Mwahahahahaaa!!!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
This is my proof I can destroy potatoes at will. Fear me, and avoid this path of magnesium, foolish one.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You die from potato deficiency before you can become a god.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I create banana missle launchers that I can use in self defense. Also, my cabbage man minion buys an Olive Garden and turns it into a Cabbage Garden (run by cabbages, not serving cabbages)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I create a wisdom dispenser that dispenses wisdom to anyone who makes the thirty-five year pilgrimage to reach it.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
An army of pilgrims steal the wisdom dispenser and turn it into an intelligence dispenser, then return it.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
My divine wrath rains down from the heavens, atomizing the pilgrims and restoring the intelligence dispenser to a wisdom dispenser.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
The intelligence dispenser coughs from the heaven clouds, turning it into a constitution dispenser.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I teach it the way of the ninja and it turns into a dexterity dispenser.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
It does a very eloquent bow, turning it into a charisma dispenser.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But it starts to flex it's muscles because it has biceps now and turns into a strength dispenser
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Having all 6 Stats Stones, it joins Tiamat's Conga Line snapping. (It doesn't wipe out the universe)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I snag it and turn it into a magnesium dispenser
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Fool! It is above such simple things as magnesium. To punish your foolishness, you lose your magnesium powers and your title forever.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ