I recruit Jack Sparrow and have a bunch of wizards make Simulacrums of him.
Chaos breaks out (but in an incredibly entertaining manner).
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Using highly advanced Imperial technology, I bioengineer a metallic creature in the image of a Star Destroyer. Then, after it's been added to the next D&D monster compendium by WoTC's secret intergalactic explorers, I cast True Polymorph on my friend and attack you with a full-on Star Destroyer.
(I'm casting it on my friend so I can dress up as Darth Vader and cackle maniacally)
...I don't really get the reference (I know Darth Vader is from a popular movie but that's about it).
Have you never watched Star Wars?
Using virtual reality, I trap you in an inescapable prison where you are forced to watch Star Wars forever!!!!
One of my grandfathers watches Star Wars, the other likes Star Trek.
Since the first watches stuff like The Shining too, I didn't see much Star Wars, and what little I did see was years ago.
I recruit Jack Sparrow and have a bunch of wizards make Simulacrums of him.
Chaos breaks out (but in an incredibly entertaining manner).
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Using highly advanced Imperial technology, I bioengineer a metallic creature in the image of a Star Destroyer. Then, after it's been added to the next D&D monster compendium by WoTC's secret intergalactic explorers, I cast True Polymorph on my friend and attack you with a full-on Star Destroyer.
(I'm casting it on my friend so I can dress up as Darth Vader and cackle maniacally)
...I don't really get the reference (I know Darth Vader is from a popular movie but that's about it).
Have you never watched Star Wars?
Using virtual reality, I trap you in an inescapable prison where you are forced to watch Star Wars forever!!!!
One of my grandfathers watches Star Wars, the other likes Star Trek.
Since the first watches stuff like The Shining too, I didn't see much Star Wars, and what little I did see was years ago.
oh :(
you need to be educated
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Because I feel like reviving this thread and also feel like having a comically powerscaled brawl, I hit someone with a mega-ultra-neo-hyper-omega-alpha-sigma-ultra-neo laser with the power of the sun that deals 501288 resistance and immunity bypassing damage for each number you fail the DC 68 save by. (As in 68 minus your save, you take the damage that many times)
:0
In return, I shoot a hyper-speed, synthesized-titanium alloy missile at your planet, moving at 0.9C. Failing the DC 100 Dexterity save, it makes impact at 603,554,966 mph, destroying your planet's core and causing a massive release of energy, destroying everything you know.
You take 4960653 resistance- and immunity-bypassing damage.
I activate Za Warudo, then proceed to spend the next few years in frozen time developing rockets to move the Earth enough for it to dodge the missile. I then establish a telepathic link with the spirit/core of the Earth and help it grow the power to enter the state Terra Prime, giving it 999 in every ability score (both the spirit and the planet). Combining these two, I unfreeze time and the Earth just barely misses your missile, it could have gone father but just chose to aura farm. I then teleport behind the missile, grab it, and cast Power Word Yeet to propel it back to you at 27 times the speed/damage it originally had. The Dexterity save is now having to roll a 42 on a d999.
As a bonus action I flicker into existence in front of you, dab, then flicker away, dealing 488423 cringe damage that bypasses resistance and immunities. Plus 5699 necrotic damage and 5193 fire damage for some reason (both also bypass resistance and immunity).
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Also it's as the title says, a thread where you can do (almost) anything. It"s the thread from which I was formed so it holds a special connection with me
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Also it's as the title says, a thread where you can do (almost) anything. It"s the thread from which I was formed so it holds a special connection with me
I CAN KILL PEOPLE!
YAYA
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Because I feel like reviving this thread and also feel like having a comically powerscaled brawl, I hit someone with a mega-ultra-neo-hyper-omega-alpha-sigma-ultra-neo laser with the power of the sun that deals 501288 resistance and immunity bypassing damage for each number you fail the DC 68 save by. (As in 68 minus your save, you take the damage that many times)
:0
In return, I shoot a hyper-speed, synthesized-titanium alloy missile at your planet, moving at 0.9C. Failing the DC 100 Dexterity save, it makes impact at 603,554,966 mph, destroying your planet's core and causing a massive release of energy, destroying everything you know.
You take 4960653 resistance- and immunity-bypassing damage.
I activate Za Warudo, then proceed to spend the next few years in frozen time developing rockets to move the Earth enough for it to dodge the missile. I then establish a telepathic link with the spirit/core of the Earth and help it grow the power to enter the state Terra Prime, giving it 999 in every ability score (both the spirit and the planet). Combining these two, I unfreeze time and the Earth just barely misses your missile, it could have gone father but just chose to aura farm. I then teleport behind the missile, grab it, and cast Power Word Yeet to propel it back to you at 27 times the speed/damage it originally had. The Dexterity save is now having to roll a 42 on a d999.
As a bonus action I flicker into existence in front of you, dab, then flicker away, dealing 502508 cringe damage that bypasses resistance and immunities. Plus 4815 necrotic damage and 5198 fire damage for some reason (both also bypass resistance and immunity).
*I laughed out loud in the middle of my Physics class reading this*
Using gravitic distortion and manipulation of mass, I create a gravity well. As Earth evades the missile, it's pulled into said gravity well, being drawn in even if it tries to escape (futilely). As the Earth is slowly torn apart, you see me laughing maniacally as I summon my godly avatar and blast into space. You take 771676 aura damage, as my aura is infinite, along with 4883227 bludgeoning damage (which of course bypasses resistance and immunity).
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Because I feel like reviving this thread and also feel like having a comically powerscaled brawl, I hit someone with a mega-ultra-neo-hyper-omega-alpha-sigma-ultra-neo laser with the power of the sun that deals 501288 resistance and immunity bypassing damage for each number you fail the DC 68 save by. (As in 68 minus your save, you take the damage that many times)
:0
In return, I shoot a hyper-speed, synthesized-titanium alloy missile at your planet, moving at 0.9C. Failing the DC 100 Dexterity save, it makes impact at 603,554,966 mph, destroying your planet's core and causing a massive release of energy, destroying everything you know.
You take 4960653 resistance- and immunity-bypassing damage.
I activate Za Warudo, then proceed to spend the next few years in frozen time developing rockets to move the Earth enough for it to dodge the missile. I then establish a telepathic link with the spirit/core of the Earth and help it grow the power to enter the state Terra Prime, giving it 999 in every ability score (both the spirit and the planet). Combining these two, I unfreeze time and the Earth just barely misses your missile, it could have gone father but just chose to aura farm. I then teleport behind the missile, grab it, and cast Power Word Yeet to propel it back to you at 27 times the speed/damage it originally had. The Dexterity save is now having to roll a 42 on a d999.
As a bonus action I flicker into existence in front of you, dab, then flicker away, dealing 502508 cringe damage that bypasses resistance and immunities. Plus 4815 necrotic damage and 5198 fire damage for some reason (both also bypass resistance and immunity).
*I laughed out loud in the middle of my Physics class reading this*
Using gravitic distortion and manipulation of mass, I create a gravity well. As Earth evades the missile, it's pulled into said gravity well, being drawn in even if it tries to escape (futilely). As the Earth is slowly torn apart, you see me laughing maniacally as I summon my godly avatar and blast into space. You take 730372 aura damage, as my aura is infinite, along with 5088206 bludgeoning damage (which of course bypasses resistance and immunity).
I dodge (don't ask how). I then proceed to summon my own avatar in front of yours with even better aura, deflecting all your damage done from that attack back onto you. I use my Death Scythe to slash at you, dealing damage equal to your max HP plus any temporary hit points you have plus 2. Ignoring resistance and immunity of course. You also gain the Disannhilintegrated condition, which reduces all damage you deal to 0 and makes you unable to cast spells or move or take any actions or take any bonus actions or reactions.
I also cast mending at 999th level on the Earth, repairing it instantly. This cannot be counterspelled.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Because I feel like reviving this thread and also feel like having a comically powerscaled brawl, I hit someone with a mega-ultra-neo-hyper-omega-alpha-sigma-ultra-neo laser with the power of the sun that deals 501288 resistance and immunity bypassing damage for each number you fail the DC 68 save by. (As in 68 minus your save, you take the damage that many times)
:0
In return, I shoot a hyper-speed, synthesized-titanium alloy missile at your planet, moving at 0.9C. Failing the DC 100 Dexterity save, it makes impact at 603,554,966 mph, destroying your planet's core and causing a massive release of energy, destroying everything you know.
You take 4960653 resistance- and immunity-bypassing damage.
I activate Za Warudo, then proceed to spend the next few years in frozen time developing rockets to move the Earth enough for it to dodge the missile. I then establish a telepathic link with the spirit/core of the Earth and help it grow the power to enter the state Terra Prime, giving it 999 in every ability score (both the spirit and the planet). Combining these two, I unfreeze time and the Earth just barely misses your missile, it could have gone father but just chose to aura farm. I then teleport behind the missile, grab it, and cast Power Word Yeet to propel it back to you at 27 times the speed/damage it originally had. The Dexterity save is now having to roll a 42 on a d999.
As a bonus action I flicker into existence in front of you, dab, then flicker away, dealing 502508 cringe damage that bypasses resistance and immunities. Plus 4815 necrotic damage and 5198 fire damage for some reason (both also bypass resistance and immunity).
*I laughed out loud in the middle of my Physics class reading this*
Using gravitic distortion and manipulation of mass, I create a gravity well. As Earth evades the missile, it's pulled into said gravity well, being drawn in even if it tries to escape (futilely). As the Earth is slowly torn apart, you see me laughing maniacally as I summon my godly avatar and blast into space. You take 730372 aura damage, as my aura is infinite, along with 5088206 bludgeoning damage (which of course bypasses resistance and immunity).
I dodge (don't ask how). I then proceed to summon my own avatar in front of yours with even better aura, deflecting all your damage done from that attack back onto you. I use my Death Scythe to slash at you, dealing damage equal to your max HP plus any temporary hit points you have plus 2. Ignoring resistance and immunity of course. You also gain the Disannhilintegrated condition, which reduces all damage you deal to 0 and makes you unable to cast spells or move or take any actions or take any bonus actions or reactions.
I also cast mending at 999th level on the Earth, repairing it instantly. This cannot be counterspelled.
As you stand there, you turn around, and there stands the entire army of the felines, with me standing at the front
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
I plant a shrimp in the earth. In 30 years or so, I may get to see a shrimp tree.
I plant a lobster exactly 2 acres away from the shimp to see if it will grow into a lobster tree.
Thank you for being considerate with your placement. Lobsters are much larger than shrimp, and thus it makes sense that such a thing would develop into a much larger sort of tree as well.
I wouldn't want to see the two competing, as plants do when planted too close together.
I become the ultimate, invincible, intangible, immortal, life form and control the universe.
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I become the ultimate, invincible, intangible, immortal, life form and control the universe.
no.
why not? it is the absolutely anything thread....
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
One of my grandfathers watches Star Wars, the other likes Star Trek.
Since the first watches stuff like The Shining too, I didn't see much Star Wars, and what little I did see was years ago.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
oh :(
you need to be educated
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
what is this?
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
I activate Za Warudo, then proceed to spend the next few years in frozen time developing rockets to move the Earth enough for it to dodge the missile. I then establish a telepathic link with the spirit/core of the Earth and help it grow the power to enter the state Terra Prime, giving it 999 in every ability score (both the spirit and the planet). Combining these two, I unfreeze time and the Earth just barely misses your missile, it could have gone father but just chose to aura farm. I then teleport behind the missile, grab it, and cast Power Word Yeet to propel it back to you at 27 times the speed/damage it originally had. The Dexterity save is now having to roll a 42 on a d999.
As a bonus action I flicker into existence in front of you, dab, then flicker away, dealing 488423 cringe damage that bypasses resistance and immunities. Plus 5699 necrotic damage and 5193 fire damage for some reason (both also bypass resistance and immunity).
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The primordial chaos
Also it's as the title says, a thread where you can do (almost) anything. It"s the thread from which I was formed so it holds a special connection with me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I CAN KILL PEOPLE!
YAYA
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*I laughed out loud in the middle of my Physics class reading this*
Using gravitic distortion and manipulation of mass, I create a gravity well. As Earth evades the missile, it's pulled into said gravity well, being drawn in even if it tries to escape (futilely). As the Earth is slowly torn apart, you see me laughing maniacally as I summon my godly avatar and blast into space. You take 771676 aura damage, as my aura is infinite, along with 4883227 bludgeoning damage (which of course bypasses resistance and immunity).
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
I like writing on walls
*Draws on the 4th wall*
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
...
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
BLOODY MURDER
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
I dodge (don't ask how). I then proceed to summon my own avatar in front of yours with even better aura, deflecting all your damage done from that attack back onto you. I use my Death Scythe to slash at you, dealing damage equal to your max HP plus any temporary hit points you have plus 2. Ignoring resistance and immunity of course. You also gain the Disannhilintegrated condition, which reduces all damage you deal to 0 and makes you unable to cast spells or move or take any actions or take any bonus actions or reactions.
I also cast mending at 999th level on the Earth, repairing it instantly. This cannot be counterspelled.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I plant a shrimp in the earth. In 30 years or so, I may get to see a shrimp tree.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
As you stand there, you turn around, and there stands the entire army of the felines, with me standing at the front
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
I plant a lobster exactly 2 acres away from the shimp to see if it will grow into a lobster tree.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Thank you for being considerate with your placement. Lobsters are much larger than shrimp, and thus it makes sense that such a thing would develop into a much larger sort of tree as well.
I wouldn't want to see the two competing, as plants do when planted too close together.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I become the ultimate, invincible, intangible, immortal, life form and control the universe.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
no.
uhhhh
Trans demigurl
pronouns she/they but just call me insults(I find it humorous)
I like spaghetti and all things lovecraftian,plus homebrew is my hobby
bisexual but taken so I'm in all Bi-myself *please laugh*
ducks are the superior species :3
(not a duck :( unfortunately)
why not? it is the absolutely anything thread....
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
okay fine but first dudge my new character
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config=530304427/
uhhhh
Trans demigurl
pronouns she/they but just call me insults(I find it humorous)
I like spaghetti and all things lovecraftian,plus homebrew is my hobby
bisexual but taken so I'm in all Bi-myself *please laugh*
ducks are the superior species :3
(not a duck :( unfortunately)
Pretty cool, but why are they dual-wielding such large weapons?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels