I appear, pull out a single potato, and turn it into 30000000 pounds of potato nigiri. I eat it, and sit on everything that gets in my way, being 200 feet tall
I steal your potato nigiri.
I give you some as tribute, than become an archdevil and make a hell potato. I throw it at mount Celestia, blowing it up.
A shield of divine force protects it and Potato revokes all of your potato powers.
all potatos in a 20000000000mile radius turn into pit fiends, and attack potato.
I appear, pull out a single potato, and turn it into 30000000 pounds of potato nigiri. I eat it, and sit on everything that gets in my way, being 200 feet tall
I steal your potato nigiri.
I give you some as tribute, than become an archdevil and make a hell potato. I throw it at mount Celestia, blowing it up.
A shield of divine force protects it and Potato revokes all of your potato powers.
all potatos in a 20000000000mile radius turn into pit fiends, and attack potato.
They cannot reach Potato.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I create the Guardians of Halfland. Then, Potato creates their Undying Mount. After that, they create the Army of Halfland. Anyone can offer to be a member of Halfland and have an important job in it, but they aren't always accepted.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I create the Guardians of Halfland. Then, Potato creates their Undying Mount. After that, they create the Army of Halfland. Anyone can offer to be a member of Halfland and have an important job in it, but they aren't always accepted.
I demand 500 potatoes daily from all other potato entities.
Potato does that.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I appear, pull out a single potato, and turn it into 30000000 pounds of potato nigiri. I eat it, and sit on everything that gets in my way, being 200 feet tall
I steal your potato nigiri.
I give you some as tribute, than become an archdevil and make a hell potato. I throw it at mount Celestia, blowing it up.
As a result of 'every action has an equal opposite reaction' The abyss is also destroyed
I reform the abyss and grow potatoes on the infinite layers.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
the nigiri is eaten by all the potato guardians guarding the potatos
The potato guardians obey me. I obliterate all of the ones that try to eat the nigiri.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
all potatos in a 20000000000mile radius turn into pit fiends, and attack potato.
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They cannot reach Potato.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I create the Guardians of Halfland. Then, Potato creates their Undying Mount. After that, they create the Army of Halfland. Anyone can offer to be a member of Halfland and have an important job in it, but they aren't always accepted.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
To BTB: Do you want your potato powers back?
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
yes.
N/A
I demand 500 potatoes daily from all other potato entities.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I turn into a general of halfland and start killing my pit fiend potatos
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I farm sugar cane to make rum
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
you get 500 potato monsters a day, who shoot potatos out of their eyes
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Potato does that.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I reform the abyss and grow potatoes on the infinite layers.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I give 499 and one piece of nigiri.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
the nigiri is eaten by all the potato guardians guarding the potatos
N/A
The potato guardians obey me. I obliterate all of the ones that try to eat the nigiri.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A potato joins Tiamat's conga line.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I send in an army of mercenaries to guard future potato shipments
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I accept it.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
the mercenaries attack cynos potato production, going rogue because they were payed in potatos.
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They can't. The entire Abyss is my potato farm. They all are afflicted with madness.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
they also start burning the domain of dread to the ground
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