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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I orbit the earth and reach down to take Archfey's hand and form an alliance.
I accept and invite Baalzeboop to a tea party in my palace at the feywild.
I accept, and bring a large sample box of teas. *Like this, but with more exotic flavors*
I thank Baalzeboop and ask them how their day is going while sipping exotic tea.
I explain that I finally got an unconditional surrender from jwcvii010, and that they are no longer allowed to attack me. The fact that Elder Evils are completely immune to extraplanar and divine powers probably helped in gaining the freedom of my boy, Brandon, who jwcv tried to take away to his own sub-dimension, along with every being other than me.
I orbit the earth and reach down to take Archfey's hand and form an alliance.
I accept and invite Baalzeboop to a tea party in my palace at the feywild.
I accept, and bring a large sample box of teas. *Like this, but with more exotic flavors*
I thank Baalzeboop and ask them how their day is going while sipping exotic tea.
I explain that I finally got an unconditional surrender from jwcvii010, and that they are no longer allowed to attack me. The fact that Elder Evils are completely immune to extraplanar and divine powers probably helped in gaining the freedom of my boy, Brandon, who jwcv tried to take away to his own sub-dimension, along with every being other than me.
The evil powers mixture were mistaken for unicorn and rainbow sprinkles ant the supermarket and you’re allergic… you explode in a rainbow cloud of guts and sprinkles.
As an Elder Evil, I have my powers innately. I don't need to go to the supermarket for them.
There was a shortage by your patron who also happens to be the lead singer in spooky scary skeletons. You have a fan group that is intent on feasting on your bones.
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Good point.
They befriend the puppy and they team up to destroy a city.
This city happened to be the home of you, Archfey. You have to call them off or they destroy you.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I teleport them to your home city and they team up to destroy that instead.
You realize what you just did.
You sent 3 robots to the home of a literal god.
I destroy them all with ease, except the puppy, who I fix the programming of. Then I curse you with permanent potassium deficiency.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I realize we are getting close to the 100th page and do a dance and ode to potatoes and potassium alike.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I already have a severe potassium deficiency, so your curse is ineffective.
i retreat to my underwater volcano base to work on my next mechanical death machine.
*cut the chain*
I cause your base to explode. When you surface, you see my pet Tarrasque Norman looking at you, licking his lips.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*gtg*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I teleport away to my secret pocket dimension while my new half finished turtle mech with a death cannon distracts Norman.
*bye!*
I orbit the earth and reach down to take Archfey's hand and form an alliance.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I accept and invite Baalzeboop to a tea party in my palace at the feywild.
I recreate the underwater volcano base that was destroyed and bless it using the power of having created this thread. It is now indestructible.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Thank you! I continue work on more enormous mechanical death machines.
I accept, and bring a large sample box of teas. *Like this, but with more exotic flavors*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I thank Baalzeboop and ask them how their day is going while sipping exotic tea.
I explain that I finally got an unconditional surrender from jwcvii010, and that they are no longer allowed to attack me. The fact that Elder Evils are completely immune to extraplanar and divine powers probably helped in gaining the freedom of my boy, Brandon, who jwcv tried to take away to his own sub-dimension, along with every being other than me.
Also, I am doing good.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I am doing good also.
up for a game of tennis?
There was a shortage by your patron who also happens to be the lead singer in spooky scary skeletons. You have a fan group that is intent on feasting on your bones.